Megathread The Gayden Glare / FtM Stare / male troon selfie thread - Rate mutilated women pubes beard!

[BluntyBitch]

I have said elsewhere and will say again, I will believe these sad little specimens are real men when they start doing admirable masculine things, such as joining the Marines, becoming firefighters, or working to rehabilitate incarcerated teens. Hell, even charging selflessly in to break up a bar fight.

Show us what you’re made of, “guys”. Until then, posing meaningfully and trying to look manly with your pale little faces and misery-filled eyes ain’t gonna cut it.

Yea tomboys are better for these things, not troons. We get shit done without body checking and floofing our hair or taking a break to dilate and sneed

So I guess this is the best place to put this.

 

[Dolomite]

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/05/one-colorado-school-shooters-transgender-boy/

Giving volatile teenage girls exogenous testosterone is a great idea though.

Why tf does Colorado still have school shooters
ETA: the police identified Devon Erickson (the dangerhair) as a girl lol

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Why tf does Colorado still have school shooters
ETA: the police identified Devon Erickson (the dangerhair) as a girl lol

I have heard someone say that it might be because of the altitude. But I think people there are just crazy.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why tf does Colorado still have school shooters
ETA: the police identified Devon Erickson (the dangerhair) as a girl lol

I have heard someone say that it might be because of the altitude. But I think people there are just crazy.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-tenaciousranch-steampunk-penny-penellope-logue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/

Edited to add:

INFORMATION
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Penellope Logue at 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe CO 81252, phone #: (303)-261-7039

 

[Herty]

We get shit done without body checking and floofing our hair or taking a break to dilate and sneed

I mean FtM don't dilate, that is only for males that want to pretend to have a vagina

Also i can't blame woman for wanting to become man, i wouldn't want to be a woman either.

 

[Autistic Joe]

It's wild how much stronger testosterone is than estrogen. A FtM will look like a jacked manlet after a couple years, but a MtF can take hormones for 5 years and still have facial hair.

It's that damn Patriarchy again, even hormones have a gender gap!

 

[404_cherubnotfound]

Cole Paress, everyone.
️️

 

[Dolomite]

ETA: the police identified Devon Erickson (the dangerhair) as a girl lol

Super late but turns out this actually happened to Alec Mckinney - she is the FtM. Devon is a guy.

 

[NoReturn]

I have heard someone say that it might be because of the altitude. But I think people there are just crazy.

Colorado is a unique place. It is a land with a long history of crazy and now a California infection.

 

[NoReturn]

Please enjoy some Noah LeAnder Boutilier

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

See if I had a massive scar across my chest I'd be super self-conscious about it unless there was a really good story about how I got it. "I'm actually a chick and this is left over from the needless surgery to chop my tits off" isn't what I'd classify as a good story.

 

[Prolego]

See if I had a massive scar across my chest I'd be super self-conscious about it unless there was a really good story about how I got it. "I'm actually a chick and this is left over from the needless surgery to chop my tits off" isn't what I'd classify as a good story.

I can't work out how to re-embed this screenshot, so I'll just link to it instead

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-7642150

 

[batteredpancakes]

Spoiler: 3/5 Stars + Lunacy

- Looking down and directly at the camera.
- Awful pube stache.
- Nose ring and earrings. Both girly.
I notice that smile doesn't extend to her eyes.
For the awful turtle neck, giant glasses, and beanie combo

Spoiler: 4/5 Stars + Lunacy

- Serious expression.
- Looking away and up from the camera. MySpace angle.
- Visible tattoos.
- Wearing a Baseball cap.
Bonus for the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome epicanthic folds.

Spoiler: Perfect Score

- Creepy AGP smirk.
- Looking away, down and directly at the camera.
- Pube neckbeard/mutton chops.
- Visible tattoos.
- Shirtless to our horror.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Spoiler: 3/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993236
- Looking down and directly at the camera.
- Awful pube stache.
- Nose ring and earrings. Both girly.
I notice that smile doesn't extend to her eyes.
For the awful turtle neck, giant glasses, and beanie combo

Spoiler: 4/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993238

- Serious expression.
- Looking away and up from the camera. MySpace angle.
- Visible tattoos.
- Wearing a Baseball cap.
Bonus for the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome epicanthic folds.

Spoiler: Perfect Score

View attachment 2993237
- Creepy AGP smirk.
- Looking away, down and directly at the camera.
- Pube neckbeard/mutton chops.
- Visible tattoos.
- Shirtless to our horror.

The latter two are blatantly female poses in sharp contrast with the image that lives in their heads. Pure hilarity.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Please enjoy some Noah LeAnder Boutilier
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No one in their right mind wants to look like a member of a 90's boy band or whatever that quarter life crisis comb over is.

 

[BelUwUga]

The latter two are blatantly female poses in sharp contrast with the image that lives in their heads. Pure hilarity.

I also think it's funny but it touches on something I think about a lot. With MTFs it's 100% uncanny valley, they aren't human. FTMs on the other hand appear in pictures kind of like a guy who didn't have a dad and grew up with a whole bunch of sisters (and has scars from some horrific accident). Like it's not huge details and it varies from person to person, but there's usually at least three girly as fuck dead giveaways in the pictures. The glare is the only real constant I've noticed. It feels like as long as they have girlbrains there's always going to be something making them so easily clockable, physical appearance aside.

 

[Kiislova]

From the troon thread
Only 2 stars but my GOD what is this thing?


- Dead stare
- Piercings
- Pulls her own hair like Sh0eonhead

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

ok here we go. abominations ahead

Spoiler: enter the hell

Spoiler: i don't want to eat pepperoni ever again

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Spoiler: pretty fucking good actually. chaddification

View attachment 2893107dude had to have taken good care of h(er)imself to get that much healing 5 days postop. shame about that levitating nipple though

Spoiler: fucking child scribble top scars

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Spoiler: i would ask the surgeon to put the meat back in at this point

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Spoiler: the caption for this one was "best decision i've ever made"

View attachment 2893113makes me wonder what your worst decision was if this is the best

The fourth picture is a crime against God. What a tragedy

 

[Herty]

Spoiler: 3/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993236
- Looking down and directly at the camera.
- Awful pube stache.
- Nose ring and earrings. Both girly.
I notice that smile doesn't extend to her eyes.
For the awful turtle neck, giant glasses, and beanie combo

Spoiler: 4/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993238

- Serious expression.
- Looking away and up from the camera. MySpace angle.
- Visible tattoos.
- Wearing a Baseball cap.
Bonus for the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome epicanthic folds.

Spoiler: Perfect Score

View attachment 2993237
- Creepy AGP smirk.
- Looking away, down and directly at the camera.
- Pube neckbeard/mutton chops.
- Visible tattoos.
- Shirtless to our horror.

Testosterone is some strong shit, FtM pass way easier than MtF. The 4/5 guy wouldn't 't look out of place in a bike gang and the other two outside the chest scars can past as simple ugly man.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Spoiler: 3/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993236
- Looking down and directly at the camera.
- Awful pube stache.
- Nose ring and earrings. Both girly.
I notice that smile doesn't extend to her eyes.
For the awful turtle neck, giant glasses, and beanie combo

Spoiler: 4/5 Stars + Lunacy

View attachment 2993238

- Serious expression.
- Looking away and up from the camera. MySpace angle.
- Visible tattoos.
- Wearing a Baseball cap.
Bonus for the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome epicanthic folds.

Spoiler: Perfect Score

View attachment 2993237
- Creepy AGP smirk.
- Looking away, down and directly at the camera.
- Pube neckbeard/mutton chops.
- Visible tattoos.
- Shirtless to our horror.

Even with the gnarly Jack Goldman Murphy beard you can tell that's a female because of the eyes. Look at the eyes on all three of these, and every one in this thread. It's the eyes, even if everything else could sorta come together to look male. I can clock FTM troons irl by the eyes with 100% accuracy. Sadly I have lots of practice living where I do.