Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[SpergioLeonne]

Her only positive trait and big selling point is “not fat,” yet bitch has such a gut on her that she’s wearing Spanx in pregnancy and giant diapers on the beach. She can’t even be “not fat” right.

I can’t imagine she’s going to cope well when she realizes she turned her body into a crime scene to give Ethan Ralph a re-roll baby. We might see actual infanticide. That said, I’m rooting for a gunticide/equinicide. May’s utter rage at her stretched out belly, saggy tits, chewed eraser nipples, blocked milk ducts, and wizard’s sleeve pussy will bring out her thundercunt ways. But this time, she won’t be taking it out on a teen mom in California.

(Protip: If you want to minimize and distract from a disfiguring body part, don’t cover it in neon orange, textured fabric.)

Which is why I said “used to not be fat,” in the past tense.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Godspeed Xanderina Moon. If anyone was concerned about the viability of this pregnancy it looks like there's precedent for horse-pig hybrids so the baby should be fine.

 

[MasonicTelevision]

May isn’t even Jewish she’s just ugly

 

[Slightly Worthless]

My theory why the pregnancy seems unreal:

There's currently a trend of TikTok of pregnant women sucking in their bellies to make their baby bump disappear. Doctors say it's safe for short periods of time.

https://www.insider.com/sucking-in-while-pregnant-tiktoker-goes-viral-for-controversial-video-2022-2

This explains why May's bump keeps changing: when she wants to to show it (Xmas photos) she pushes it out, when she wants to hide it (sexy selfies) she sucks it in.

As for not posting about the pregnancy on Twitter: You know Ralph hasn't been going to prenatal classes and baby shopping with her, or he'd be boasting about it for e-clout. In fact it's possible that the Vegas and Portugal trips were specifically so Ralph could avoid certain events like routine doctors checks. He was running away from fatherly responsibility, which is why the trips seemed so illogical.

May's been doing everything baby-related with family or alone while also working at Subway heavily pregnant, and she's embarrassed and ashamed about the situation.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

People not knowing whether Meigh's photos have been shopped or not is hilarious and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

If she didn't constantly aggressively edit and pose every single photo she takes it wouldn't be such an issue. I figure hey, if she refuses to post realistic portrayals of herself, then she leaves no choice but to speculate.

I think the main thing is that, if I met a chick and there was a definite connection and after a while it felt like this was the woman I'd wanna raise a family with, then I couldn't really care less if she looked like May. Being extremely picky and looking for "THE ONE!!!" is one of the things wrong with modernity and society, all while this woman or man is never going to show up and you'll die a miserable loner.
A lot of children have a tendency to look a lot better physically than either one of their parents anyway.
But on the other hand if she had May's fucked up personality and her degenerate baggage then it would definitely be a deal-breaker, and not something I would find attractive in a woman.
TLDR: May's personality and her sexual proclivities and affinity for little children is a deciding factor.

It isn't about physical appearance, physical appearance is just an indication of other issues like immune health and ability to birth children. May is only in her 20s; who knows what state she's going to be in ten years from now, and when your kid is at the doctor every 6 months because they can't stop getting sick remember it's all due to you fucking a horse woman because you were afraid to be alone.

Someone being a good prospective parent/partner is itself an extremely important part of having healthy kids. However I don't think we're in incel territory by suggesting that you should at least be able to describe your wife as "pretty" and that if you saw their silhouette you shouldn't mistake them for a little boy.
TLDR: May is a horse-woman abomination and it's unfair to saddle your children with her misbegotten genes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

My theory why the pregnancy seems unreal:

There's currently a trend of TikTok of pregnant women sucking in their bellies to make their baby bump disappear. Doctors say it's safe for short periods of time.

https://www.insider.com/sucking-in-while-pregnant-tiktoker-goes-viral-for-controversial-video-2022-2

This explains why May's bump keeps changing: when she wants to to show it (Xmas photos) she pushes it out, when she wants to hide it (sexy selfies) she sucks it in.

As for not posting about the pregnancy on Twitter: You know Ralph hasn't been going to prenatal classes and baby shopping with her, or he'd be boasting about it for e-clout. In fact it's possible that the Vegas and Portugal trips were specifically so Ralph could avoid certain events like routine doctors checks. He was running away from fatherly responsibility, which is why the trips seemed so illogical.

May's been doing everything baby-related with family or alone while also working at Subway heavily pregnant, and she's embarrassed and ashamed about the situation.

There is no “hiding” a baby “bump” after 32 weeks, not by sucking in your belly or wearing spanx. Idk how it is for fat women with lots of extra fat padding, but if you aren’t fat a pregnant belly is akin to a bowling ball. It’s very firm and not really movable/pliable at all. The only way is to drape extra clothing.

Trying to stay malnourished is the only way to try and keep a baby small and therefore a smaller belly but even that is only a matter of degrees. Gaining weight is the favored method by teenagers hiding a pregnancy so the belly looks bigger but so does the rest of you.

There are also rarer women who’s uterus tilt back and they tend to show less than most, but it’s an uncommon thing.

 

[JamusActimus]

May isn’t even Jewish she’s just ugly

Adam right there

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Godspeed Xanderina Moon. If anyone was concerned about the viability of this pregnancy it looks like there's precedent for horse-pig hybrids so the baby should be fine.
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It's all prophecy dude

 

[Slightly Worthless]

There is no “hiding” a baby “bump” after 32 weeks, not by sucking in your belly or wearing spanx.

True, I was talking about past photos and explaining why the bump seems to shrink/expand.

Now May's just cutting her belly out of photos, so we don't know how big the bump is. Point is, she is really pregnant.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

@Sevenatenine and I talked about horses in chat awhile back. It was amusing, and Ralph should pay mind to this advice.

 

[Fannyscum]

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[Nod Flenders]

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God she's ugly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At this point it’s obvious he’s trying to push her so hard that she’ll dump him. What he didn’t realize is just how desperate she is. If she snaps and there’s a murder/suicide, it’ll be hard not to feel justice was done. But just a murder alone would be gay.

 

[TheSword]

I doubt they are faking it. Ralph and Amanda probably chose to not expose the horse belly because this will make a-logs preoccupied with discussing the horse pregnancy, instead of laughing at their countless other stupid antics.

Then, in Ralph's mind, he will epically "pwn" the a-logs and get to claim 100% of fan forum users are deranged schizophrenic conspiracy theorists without realising that everyone is just having a laugh regardless of whatever hellspawn is going to roam the crackshack.

Ralph thinks he's doing some 4D chess thing. In reality, he's just 4' tall and more pregnant than a pig with quintuplets.

You’re giving Ethan Ralph way too much credit here, he couldn’t come up with a decent strategy if he was paid to. It feels more like, if May is pregnant, she isn’t eating enough due to her general retardation.

 

[ConSluttant]

I showed my husband, unprompted, a non photoshopped picture of May. Right out of the gate with no prompting I got "what an ugly tyranny." And then he's looking at me weird as I collapsed from laughing so hard. Then the shock when I said "no, Ralph knocked her up! That's a real girl." "No. No. Impossible. You're always showing me tranny pictures from damn Kiwi, woman. That's a tranny."

Even normies can tell something just ain't right about May.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I showed my husband, unprompted, a non photoshopped picture of May. Right out of the gate with no prompting I got "what an ugly tyranny." And then he's looking at me weird as I collapsed from laughing so hard. Then the shock when I said "no, Ralph knocked her up! That's a real girl." "No. No. Impossible. You're always showing me tranny pictures from damn Kiwi, woman. That's a tranny."

Even normies can tell something just ain't right about May.

Anyone that fucks Ethan Ralph has something seriously wrong with them. May took that and multiples by 1000 by letting the Gunt knock her up.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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lmao!
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The fastest left swipe in history right there

 

[Franz Joseph]

For the lazy:

On a side note, May looks like Razorfist in drag in this thumbnail.

 

[stupid frog]

On a side note, May looks like Razorfist in drag in this thumbnail.

so like razorfist then

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

For anyone still unsure about Ethan's capacity for caring for family, just remember he couldn't be bothered to bring his mother for her literal life saving dialysis because he was up all night drinking, doing drugs, and likely jacking off to a 14 year old. Think about Evan Ralph. His brother and last family member. It's easy to forget Evan even exists because Ralph doesn't give a fuck about his own brother. When's the last time he visited? Has he ever visited at all? Will his daughter ever know Uncle Evan exists?