DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[gobsmackedmortician]

Pig pig go is such a great tool , even when its not quite right because of Phil's stroke lip - its still correct .....

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

The people saying he's a closeted faggot are giving him way too much credit.

It may not be confirmed, and it may not ever be definitively confirmed or denied, but it's not a matter of giving him credit and you can't seriously tell me there's not proof of it. There is quite a lot actually. Kinda sad we'll never know for sure.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Whats the deal with the returnal hate btw?

The game kicked his ass, forced him to replay previous levels a bunch, and originally didn’t have a way to save mid-level which fucked with his autistic start and end times.

 

[JimiHendrix]

He's 100% afraid of intimacy and sex with women

i do think it's vaguely interesting in the like, 12 years of me watching phil. when he used to talk about sex a lot, made a lot of tit jokes, man fucking loved tits.

i never once heard him talk about eating pussy. in fact i can't even really recall him ever once talking about fucking a woman, it was just always tits. like the absolute basic go too.

the one time a viewer brought up 69ing phil reacted in absolute disgust.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

69ing phil

Khet loves a good old SNORT right in the Lips

 

[Lolidaki]

DSP's shitty internet can't handle the bitrate he wants to run, it pixelates, he turns around and blames Twitch. Webcam at 480p, broacast at 1080p/60fps should be around 4500 - 6000 Bitrate. This will use up about 8Mbps of Phil's 15Mbps upload cap on his shitnet.

From the youtube nerd stats, Phil is uploading at 14Mbps to 15Mbps meaning he's upwards of 12000 Bitrate which is what causes the pixelation. He's maxing out his upload speed on the stream.

Phil either has :

300Mbps Down / 10Mbps Up

or

600Mbps Down / 15Mbps Up

This is going off how much he pays for his business class Xfinity through Comcast.

Dave did claim it was only "100Mbps Down, 20Mbps up" for the "business line" back when he first got with them, but that was several years ago now.

 

[JPG]

This is what a hot new release looks like.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Ban anyone who says the stream looks blurry

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Ban anyone who says the stream looks blurry

Khet, points at door, watched the stream on her phone and says it looks ok.
DEBUNKED!

 

[San Dimas High School]

chat: DSP will you play Street fighter 6? After all you hated 5 with a passion
DSP: You know, one thing about me is I am a very forgiving person I will always give a second chance and give people the chance at redemption so of course I will try Street Fighter 6
-time passes-
chat: DSP will you try cyberpunk again?
DSP: fuck no that fucking piece of shit game I fucking returned it and I will never, ever, and I mean it, never play it again. no really, fuck cyberpunk

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

i do think it's vaguely interesting in the like, 12 years of me watching phil. when he used to talk about sex a lot, made a lot of tit jokes, man fucking loved tits.

i never once heard him talk about eating pussy. in fact i can't even really recall him ever once talking about fucking a woman, it was just always tits. like the absolute basic go too.

the one time a viewer brought up 69ing phil reacted in absolute disgust.

Good point. He must be deeply afraid of a pussy. I'd be surprised if he has seen more than 1 in his life, and gets disgusted by them in porn.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i never once heard him talk about eating pussy.

Dude, he's Itahlien, they only do that for their woman's birthday.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So going by how disengaged Phil already is with this game and the lack of positivity all around, and looking at this:

I really don't think this game will survive long, it might be booted to nights PDQ and put on hiatus just as quick when Elden Ring rolls around. But somehow Skyrim will still be played.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday Superchats.

 

[Corpun]

How long until he dumps this fighting game as well. Back to his comfort zome of whaling on noobs in SF2T in Xbox I guess. Not his fault he is bad, everyone is doing combo moves while he does one or two high damage attacks over and over.

He should really just stick to shitty movie games, even though his reaction time there is awful as well and they are anti-savescumming and he hates that.

Little old but anyone notice how he agressively snorts more and more when he rants about tips. He still doesn;'t get late streams aren't going to be money dumps like day streams for some reason. I don't understand how he can't figure that shit out by now. but nah, people are withholding money that is rightfully his.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Dude, he's Itahlien, they only do that for their woman's birthday.

Ok Uncle Junior

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

So going by how disengaged Phil already is with this game and the lack of positivity all around, and looking at this:
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I really don't think this game will survive long, it might be booted to nights PDQ and put on hiatus just as quick when Elden Ring rolls around. But somehow Skyrim will still be played.

how many games that he hates is he going to blow his gacha money on to get those "day one views" before he finally learns that day one views arent a thing anymore

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

how many games that he hates is he going to blow his gacha money on to get those "day one views" before he finally learns that day one views arent a thing anymore

I don't think he will ever learn that.

He still have no fucking clue about how YouTube works, he is stuck trying to replicate his initial rise to fame doing the definition of insanity.

 

[Paladin Derich]

i do think it's vaguely interesting in the like, 12 years of me watching phil. when he used to talk about sex a lot, made a lot of tit jokes, man fucking loved tits.

i never once heard him talk about eating pussy. in fact i can't even really recall him ever once talking about fucking a woman, it was just always tits. like the absolute basic go too.

the one time a viewer brought up 69ing phil reacted in absolute disgust.

I don't think phil knows how to muff dive. I would not be surprised if he tried and gave her UTI.

 

[Corpun]

This is Heidern:

So according to Phil any military style hate is an M. Bison/Pilot/definately not a Nazi hat.

"I doubt Gojitenks will be playing this game."

Gojitenks... if you're out there, please. Kick his shit in.

Gojitanks and Jose live rent free in his head. He is so convinced that they were out specifically to get him and him alone. Probably has fantasies about them apologizing to him in person.

No, that's a man who has done work all his life and is healthy for his age. Phil will look more like a melted candle.

I don't know which video you're referring to, this one?

Videos like these make me wonder how many of these people have moved on and accomplished greater things and how many are like Phil. It's a shame none of them really want to talk about him at these events. With the stories were do have I'm sure there is a lot of him whining like a little bitch to people.