DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

If I remember right he leaves everything on right? At least I’m standby mode, while bitching about climate change and high bills.
Also not to forget, 3(?) air cooling units strategically placed around the condo to be least effective.

Can you imagine how much dust and shit is clogged up in those game consoles probably in the desktop computer too, phill doesn't clean his office so no fucking chance he cleans shit out of the console so it lives longer and runs better.

 

[Iron Father]

Unrecorded full-on hardcore begging on the premiere of a hyped big release:

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The berating tone and aggressive leg-slaps. The utter contempt he has for the dents who pay his wages is actually wild.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The berating tone and aggressive leg-slaps. The utter contempt he has for the dents who pay his wages is actually wild.

Phil just needs to beg a little longer before OIC makes another account to tip him

 

[Brother Wind]

Major power level incoming

I've had the best sex I can ever experience, 69, foreplay, eating pussy, and if I could go back in time my life would have drastically changed for the best, I goddamn love eating that pussy as long as it's clean...

I feel the right to treat my woman rather than demand a cock gobbling because it gets her so wet and horny it just slides in when the going gets it, if it takes two to tango, Phil is certainly the one who isn't into sex

Bro tell me this is a copy pasta

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil's mom. Pictures suck because they are old scans of old newspapers. Found these online.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

phil is actually going to leave his console running.. holy shit.

wow

Wow remember when he was on the verge of trars when his ps5 arrived late? When that bitch overheats what will he do? I guess Wings isn't using his...

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Through some other research, I also found out that the aunt that died in 2018 actually lived in Washington, about an hour away from Renton where Phil lives. I found that kind of odd.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Funny how the Day One Views thing was his shtick back in the day that he still incorporates it to his business plan, but is still so far as fuck from it.

Day one for him back then was playing it right when he could get his hands on it to be the guy who was reliable and the only one doing it. Spam those uploads all day so you always had something.

Now? He plays them the next day to even a month later. It's on a scheduled time where people have already beat it. No one is showing up to see the game anymore, or hardly him. Playing new release AAA boring open world shit one after another for 3 hour intervals is not good.

There is Pokemon, Skyrim, Horizon, and soon to be Elden. It's like reading four books at once, a chapter at a time, and then picking up a new one 2 hours later then repeating the process. No one can keep up with this.

This litteraly drives me crazy. I have ADHD and this bugs the crap outta me. He can't take the time to focus on one game and beat it? Especially with those new releases by the time he finishes it all the hardcore streamers are already done moving onto the newest game.

Short answer: Phil is lazy. Long answer? Steven of The Dead brought up a good point. He said "(Phil) finds a playstyle he's comfortable with and he sticks with that playstyle, no matter if the game encourages experimentation, or how frustrating it is to his audience. He will grind out that playstyle until the end. He lacks any form of intellectual curiosity and is afraid to experiment."

There's PRIME examples, but the best example is Devil May Cry 1 - where the game ENCOURGES the player to try spells, combos, etc...what does Philly boy do? He finds ONE playstyle he's comfortable with, turning a game that has HIGH combos, spells, and encourages the player to experiment, to a third person shooter. Most players would adapt to different play styles and try something new, however, Phil finds ONE style he's comfortable with, sticks to that ONE style and rides that wave until the game is over.

He likes comfort and the familiar. When a game throws a challenge that REQUIRES the person to use a different playstyle, he FORCES that one playstyle he's comfortable with usually with brute force until he wins or wagequits.

Not just in games, but also in life and how he runs his business. Phil HATES change and he HATES trying new things. Even if he's FORCED to try something different, he wants to go back to how it USED to work. Again, there's TONS of examples of that and we can be here until the next century pulling example after example, but hopefully this is an adequate answer.

His Sifu is also a key example where he barely utilized any of the games combat mechanics and just brute forced it. The man even legit cheated by exploiting a bug in the game to complete it.

 

[Michael Janke]

Short answer: Phil is lazy. Long answer? Steven of The Dead brought up a good point. He said "(Phil) finds a playstyle he's comfortable with and he sticks with that playstyle, no matter if the game encourages experimentation, or how frustrating it is to his audience. He will grind out that playstyle until the end. He lacks any form of intellectual curiosity and is afraid to experiment."

does anyone have that video where Phil is playing Halo and he gets the hover vehicle with guns attached and he tries to cheat the game by driving it to an unintended area?
he dies like six times attempting to get the vehicle to that location, and he eventually does beat it. the thing is, he would have wasted a lot less time if he chose to abandon the vehicle and do it the way developers wanted you to do it.
thats a classic example of phil thinking he got the better of the developers and attempts to cheat the game. when he'd been better off not doing that.

 

[Pargon]

Through some other research, I also found out that the aunt that died in 2018 actually lived in Washington, about an hour away from Renton where Phil lives. I found that kind of odd.

This has my conspiracy gears turning. Wasn’t she living in the CT condo for a period of time? I know she eventually moved out, but what if where she moved to was to a town near Phil? And what if living near to Phil was the reason for doing so?

 

[Corpun]

Finally calling Kevin Burnstien what he is... an idiot.
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Anyone else suspect Phil gets his ego stroked reading comments like these because he can call people idiots for not tiping there satances korectly? Ther is no oter explainashun four these litle insalts he dos wen they aper.

phil is actually going to leave his console running.. holy shit.

wow

Nothing new, he does this with everything to avoid updates. Shocking nothing has bricked on him.

Through some other research, I also found out that the aunt that died in 2018 actually lived in Washington, about an hour away from Renton where Phil lives. I found that kind of odd.

So who the fuck was living in his khando?

His Sifu is also a key example where he barely utilized any of the games combat mechanics and just brute forced it. The man even legit cheated by exploiting a bug in the game to complete it.

It is never not entertaining when his brute force methods fail him however. There is a clip somehwere out there of him trying to brute force past a beamos or whatever they are called in Skyward sword. Instead of attacking the thing he spends a half hour bitching and moaning it kills him before he can blow the door open.

Enjoy some classic Phil ineptitude if you dare.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This has my conspiracy gears turning. Wasn’t she living in the CT condo for a period of time? I know she eventually moved out, but what if where she moved to was to a town near Phil? And what if living near to Phil was the reason for doing so?

I believe she was the CT condo aunt. It looks like she had lived in the Seattle area for quite some time. I will try to go through the records again and see if I can find just how long she lived there. It is possible that her moving to the CT condo coincided with DSP moving to Renton

 

[Michael Janke]

This has my conspiracy gears turning. Wasn’t she living in the CT condo for a period of time? I know she eventually moved out, but what if where she moved to was to a town near Phil? And what if living near to Phil was the reason for doing so?

its probably not much of a conspiracy. if you could move somewhere and family and friends live there? wouldnt you move near there as well? simple logic, except for the fact that the relative is phillip burnell. if it was anybody else, it'd be a good idea.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

So according to this, she lived in Washington from 1989-2014, then she was back in CT in 2018 when she passed

 

[JimiHendrix]

This has my conspiracy gears turning. Wasn’t she living in the CT condo for a period of time? I know she eventually moved out, but what if where she moved to was to a town near Phil? And what if living near to Phil was the reason for doing so?

and then he killed her..........

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil's mom. Pictures suck because they are old scans of old newspapers. Found these online.

Looks like Leatherface wtf

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This has my conspiracy gears turning. Wasn’t she living in the CT condo for a period of time? I know she eventually moved out, but what if where she moved to was to a town near Phil? And what if living near to Phil was the reason for doing so?

The most interesting thing to me is that Phil never said a word about an aunt that lived in Washington, to my knowledge anyway. You'd think that Phil would have mentioned that at some point back in the day because he would talk about everything like that.

Looks like Leatherface wtf

I mean it's a scan of an old newspaper...

 

[Michael Janke]

I mean it's a scan of an old newspaper...

dont we see his mom in a video one time?
this was when him and Leanna were a couple. they went to his parents house and you could for a second you could spot her.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Through some other research, I also found out that the aunt that died in 2018 actually lived in Washington, about an hour away from Renton where Phil lives. I found that kind of odd.

Probably married to someone in the Navy. Moved back to CT whenever that person croaked.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Imagine if you walked past a busker on the street and every 2 minutes he stops strumming.
"Guys, cahm ahn, it's been over 20 minutes since any of you passersby have dropped a quarter into my guitar case. And I mean, I'm nervous *snort* 'cuz I have a lot of guitar picks I need to buy coming up the next few weeks... this is a new song I've never played before, so if you like what you're hearing, PLEASE support it"