(11/29) Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers

[Count Olaf]

Not only will I be appreciative of you, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your gamestop and the other three gamestops as well, and we can all be forgiven of the whole mess and good strides of the future--everybody wins.

After all these years he still believes he has some sort of divine power to rain blessings or chaos down upon his foes.

But if I am left banned, then everyone loses. With the most heavy, symbolic, hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing upon yourselves

Wait--Hippopotamous!? The fuck. . .I think the word he was trying to say was "hypocritical". It's PEE-owned all over again.

Not only are you most discriminating against ONE person, but a HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC, LESBIAN TRANSWOMAN, FAMOUS AUTHOR, WITH HEADACHE INDUCING MENTAL HANDICAPS, who would never intentionally harm any living thing without any reason whatso ever! Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from EVERYWHERE!

I lost my shit at "famous author." Also, remember, this is coming from the same person who harmed a man who did nothing what so ever by macing him in the face as a warning to not ban him, hit another man with a car, savagely beat ANOTHER man in clown-doll effigy, delivered multiple death threats to multiple people, illustrated himself shooting ANOTHER man in the legs and telekinetically dismembering another, among many other things.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He's already seriously out of line even contacting any of the victims, much less threatening them with weird, incoherent ramblings.

If that rally was directed towards me I'd laugh if off like the Game Stop employees should (if they even catch wind of this). But unlike Chris I know better and would not directly respond or acknowledge petty threats.

Like nobody over there ever will.

It's especially riotous when he never learns, oh boy 2016 is looking bright already.

 

[Vaffanculo]

He's already seriously out of line even contacting any of the victims, much less threatening them with weird, incoherent ramblings.

I completely agree! He's an idiot. I meant "in-line" as in Chris physically trying to enter one of the stores before his probation has expired. I can only hope. I personally would welcome "DONT CALL ANYBODY Pt. II", but I doubt he'll do it

 

[Optimus Prime]

Goddamn, this just reminded me we're nearing a full year since the macing incident. And he's already well on track on repeating the feat, if not even more hostile than before.

Kind of curious why he's sperging the shit out over Best Buy and Gamestop, though, if it's just Amiibo shit he could get his fix through Target or even online retail.

 

[Gaol]

I do wonder how this will go over with his court case, I mean it's not exactly over since he is on a probation. Even if it's not a direct threat to harm to the person it is still a threat if you look at it as one.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Goddamn, this just reminded me we're nearing a full year since the macing incident. And he's already well on track on repeating the feat, if not even more hostile than before.

Kind of curious why he's sperging the shit out over Best Buy and Gamestop, though, if it's just Amiibo shit he could get his fix through Target or even online retail.

Because nothing works in a curve with Chris, it's either one burnt bridge or the other bridge which is barely hanging on.

 

[JULAY]

Well, he certainly is a prolific fat autist today, now isn't he? Jesus, a 15 minute video? With all of his busy fabulous lesbian life, where ever does he find the time?

And on edit: This new shirt of his explains why he said that all of his Sonichu abominations were "mighty". I guess that's the new standard description of his lesbian-souled army of recolors.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin lol i remember you telling a story about Chris shoplifting from best buy and getting spooked. Is this the same story or a different incident?

So it looks like Gamestop's in the local area have at least spoken to one another about a persistant odd ball of a customer, an @Marvin is this the same best buy incident that was reported after his release but never confirmed?

For clarification: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-03-05-chris-shoplifts-from-best-buy.3364/

Honestly, I don't know. I've watched this video a few times and digging through Chris' word salad is pretty difficult. I'm inclined to say that Chris is a jackass at retail stores like best buy, and that picking out any specific incident is probably a waste of time.

I must hear this.

See above.

'I suspect you have two jobs, and that may be of interest to the Better Business Bureau' is one of the more telling insights into Chris' view of work. Someone working two, part time jobs in retail... Shady shit right there.

Heh, well, if you dig through the autism speech, Chris is actually trying to say that this dude at gamestop has a second job at best buy just so he can fuck with Chris there as well. This is classic Barb paranoia: making connections where none exist.

It's very exciting and entertaining that Chris is posting videos regularly again, but I can't help but feel something (disappointment?)

I know I'm beating a dead horse at this point, but remember when most of us thought he was improving himself?

He's still the same ol' twat. Jesus Christ, how unfortunate for him.

Well, Chris is still susceptible to conmen. Pretty much how shitloads of old people, like your grandparents, get conned every day. Like yeah, people should be smarter, but I'm pretty reluctant to judge them personally for getting suckered.

Its clear that it is only a matter of time until Chris goes back to gamestop. The only question is if he can wait until after his suspended sentence ends.

Eh, I doubt anything interesting will happen if Chris returns to a gamestop. At best they'll just tell him to fuck off before they call the cops. Chris will leave and get pissy online. No one's going to care.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

What Chris is trying to say in Spanish is "El juego se acabado" (which is the equivalent of saying "The game ending", not "Game over" (Fin del juego) or "The game has ended" (El juego ha terminado, or El juego se ha acabado)).

Chris also admitted to improper disposal of hazardous waste in the video.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Well, he certainly is a prolific fat autist today, now isn't he? Jesus, a 15 minute video?

You could say it's a hippopotamus of a video.

 

[Trilby]

So rather than just write "Sorry I maced you, please let me be unbanned" in the letter he immediately goes into a long explanation about Blarms and his weird "protest" aka vandalism and somehow manages to get off on a tangent about his father's military service. Then goes on to threaten them with 'bad karma' if they continue to 'discriminate against' him?

I guess in general, in a letter about how he's learned his lesson, he sure does seem to make a lot of demands.

Then after reading this dumb meandering autistic letter...he threatens them with loss of business unless they lift the ban. Cause that'll work. Either someone is really pulling his strings or he hasn't learned a single thing since 2007. If he's this fucking stupid why not just bring back the attraction sign? I'm sure we'll see that soon enough the way its going now.

And since he can't go to these places, he'll be stuck out on the streets flashing it around like a homeless dude!

"I'm sorry you're such a terrible person! Now unban me or else!"

I've said it before, but Chris' natural state is to be an asshole. He can only reign it in for brief periods, and only if the other person has something he wants (usually china). You can see it in this video, he starts out okay but after a few minutes the strain of not being an asshole becomes to great and his true self emerges.

Chris is one of those people who is going to be in and out of jail for stupid reasons all their life, and never once consider the idea that it's them, and not everyone else, who has the problem.

Not a pretty sight, but one I'm sure we're all familiar with.

 

[asperhes]

Chris conjures up four separate personal armies:

* the trans community
* the autism community
* his fanbase
* the Better Business Bureau

Also, "hippo on my head" is an old saying by Chris for autism or other mental blocks. It's derived from "hippocampus," which he knows has something to do with autism and sounds like hippopotamus, LOL.

 

[animedad]

I've said it before, but Chris' natural state is to be an asshole.

He most likely gets it from Barb.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Expecting Chris to improve is like "man, I'm sure that Sisyphus will definitely get to roll that boulder to the top this time!"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Because nothing works in a curve with Chris

Well, only one thing.

Most of the highlights have already been covered, but I just want to say: I bet Chris picking up dozens of amiibos from an army base (presumably in full "lesbian" regalia) must have been a sight
And he's now apparently been banned from all game stores in a 100-mile radius, which is quite a feat.

 

[AnOminous]

I do wonder how this will go over with his court case, I mean it's not exactly over since he is on a probation. Even if it's not a direct threat to harm to the person it is still a threat if you look at it as one.

Not really probation. It's a suspended sentence.

If you violate probation they take you to court and they can ask for you to get a sentence instead of probation, or have your probation terms changed.

If you get violated on a suspended sentence you basically just go straight to the can for the whole shebang. They don't have to deliberate any more because they've already decided on a sentence.

They don't want to do that (or they would have), but only a real dummy would push the issue.

 

[Holdek]

Chris' arrogance is really on display in this video. He spends about two minutes fake apologizing and then the rest of the time pretending he's a martyr, Yellow Shirt Man being his Pontius Pilate. Like the manager carries some horrible weight from the incident, like he can't wash his hands of the blood.

The Yellow-Shirted Foe is now officially a recurring Christorical character.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Christmas season now includes visiting each of the embargoed stores for the first time in years to make at least a small token purchase, wonder what kind of karma will unfold. Leaning toward positive due to a Simon mall nearby.

 

[Trilby]

Christmas season now includes visiting each of the embargoed stores for the first time in years to make at least a small token purchase, wonder what kind of karma will unfold. Leaning toward positive due to a Simon mall nearby.

Too bad I can't partake in the holiday. There's no Simon-owned center within my area, though I use to have one growing up in the 80's.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Nice Big Gulp in the background. I see Chris is working hard to maintain his feminine figure.

I'm pretty sure during Chris' trial that part of his plea bargain included not sperging about gamestop on social media and not contacting the victim. This could land him in serious trouble.