Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

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    642
I like the bright orange needle caps on the floor.
Don’t forget the stripped piece of cigarette filter to be used as her cotton…….. and oddly enough it feels staged there.

Luna seems like she’s about to just give up the act and go full on ~,*~junkicore,*~ aesthetic and embrace being a dope head again.
 
That face brush she has on the counter is the same one I use. It's bright white after 2 years, her's is horrific.
On top of being generally oily, she probably washes her makeup off with the thing (when she's coherent enough to do it) instead of washing it off with her hands like a decent person before using skincare tools.

Also, that's a crazy amount of product. I'm trying to resist the urge to be a skincare sperg, but there really does come a point where it's overkill. Too many serums/ampoules/products in general just reduces the likelihood of all of the minerals being properly absorbed, so you're just fucking with your skin's natural moisture barrier/pH levels for no reason at that point. But what am I saying? All of this is a waste anyway considering she exists in layers of foundation 24/7. LMAO "routine". For it to be a routine you have to do it every morning and night, Luna.
 
As opposed to what? A fucking BMW? They aredrug addled jobless freaks.
They are poor squatting drug addicts lol fucks sake sometimes you all are way too petty.
I didn’t insinuate Lurch had to shell out big dollars for Luna in order to validate their relationship, and I don’t see how it’s being petty to point out that he’s old enough to have teenagers himself but giving out 7th grade-tier Valentine’s Day gifts fetched within a fifteen feet radius of each other when he used to trek all around town to boost/sell merchandise and push/purchase drugs, so he could have sprung for lifting a sweater or some pink earphones from the mall or something, or at the very least, spent more than a minute composing a loving message to his fiancée (but I guess this was too much to expect from someone who gave her a half-used stolen Calvin Klein tester bottle for a previous Valentine’s Day).

I suppose since these minuscule little gestures still mean so much to Luna, Lurch realises that he never has to expend any more effort on her than what little he does to keep her committed to him.
 
The filth she lives in is incredible and makes my skin itch.
I’ve seen cleaner skincare testers in stores and much cleaner rest stop bathrooms.
There’s a gradient to her serum tops that show how old they are just like her sad plushies.

Found the source of your mysterious breakouts Luna.
And no hand soap to be seen, wash your hands before you do skincare nasty.
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I like the bright orange needle caps on the floor.
It's like she isn't even trying and expects everyone else to be oblivious as fuck.

I know those chairs are cheaply made, but they all follow the same build structure as every other hella uncomfortable "gaming chair" out there, and I've never seen one get destroyed so quickly and in that fashion. But you can watch many reviews and the general consensus is that no matter the cost or the company name on the chair, they generally come from the same factory with the same build quality.
 
The filth she lives in is incredible and makes my skin itch.
I’ve seen cleaner skincare testers in stores and much cleaner rest stop bathrooms.
There’s a gradient to her serum tops that show how old they are just like her sad plushies.

Found the source of your mysterious breakouts Luna.
And no hand soap to be seen, wash your hands before you do skincare nasty.
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Luna: doesn't pre-wash her face before taking her grimy bacteria-ridden tools to them, doesn't wash her hands before using skincare (and likely not any other time *shudders*), probably doesn't cleanse her face more than once even though she most definitely has foundation still caked in her pores, piles one serum on top of another on her makeup-clogged pores - effectively rendering them useless and likely exacerbating the problem.

Hm... makes me wonder why she feels like her skin is bad enough to warrant a 50-step routine :roll:

This is, of course, on top of the fact that heroin does rancid things to many parts of the body already. Her skin's already scarred over and fucked due to the tracks on her arms and possible abscesses on her legs. Might as well just put her in a burqa and call it a day.
 
More info on her Tumblr. I'm sparing you from the saggy titty pictures she put with this.

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I refuse to believe she has this many cosmetics applied daily and looks like absolute shit
Granted i'm sure a lot of it is the cheapest junk off Amazon and aliexpress but still.

The fact there is a collective 4 tooth brushes here for her sad, dead tooth methhead self is just wow
 
Some of those products are either not opened or have never been used and she just gathered them together to show off what she has while lying about actually using them, as she does. That Garnier one and two serums or whatever in the front are still full.
 
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Bad news Lurch, ebegging for an affordable New York apartment that will accept two filthy junkies with no current income or employment history isn't like ebegging for cheap! Sanrio lingerie. I don't think vacancy is the issue here.
“The three of us.” Who’s the third person?
 
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Bad news Lurch, ebegging for an affordable New York apartment that will accept two filthy junkies with no current income or employment history isn't like ebegging for cheap! Sanrio lingerie. I don't think vacancy is the issue here.
Of course he's shifting the responsibility of finding a new place for them and their cat onto the utterly inept Luna. A real leech until the end. Bet he read her the riot act when they landed with Rodger for a couple years.

Lurch has been working his own retard version of the tinder swindler scam for 20+ years: he tells his young girls he comes from money, just waiting in ny grandma's inheritance babe, then we're in the clear forever and I'll marry you and treat you like a queen babe...

Luna is just dumb enough to fall for it this long.
 
“The three of us.” Who’s the third person?
I see three possibilities

A) The cat
B) Luna's mom
C) Lurch has some friends he lets live with him. There were 4 toothbrushes in that bathroom photo, what's up with that?

And oh look, they're fighting again now that Luna lost her """job""" and isn't bringing in money. I still firmly believe that Lurch gives no fucks about Luna beyond what he can squeeze out of her and if they do get evicted and she doesn't cough up a new place for them to live I will be highly surprised if he sticks around.
 
I hope to god she isn't pregnant....
I’d bet for sure it’s the cat. Heroin destroys sperm cells , most men can’t even ejaculate let alone knock someone up. Hence the term “ dope dick “. Heroin also stops your period cycle, therefore there’s no egg being released.

Obviously there are unfortunate acts of god where junkies end up pregnant. However they usually aren’t long haul junkies like lurch and luna.

Also holy love bombing lurch “ I’ve built my life around you “ ….. spare me.
 
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