Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Or finding a hobby or interest to meet like minded people. This time his skin looks greasy and dry at the same time so it nets out to less greasy but still gross. Plus undershirts with polos bother me, it's not how a polo is designed to work. No undershirt and less than all buttons buttoned makes polos breathe for sports like po!o, golf, tennis.
To find like minded people to do things with he'd have to join a class action lawsuit.
 
Of course he would. He's not made of money and he already bought her one! That should be enough for her to feel obligated to fuck him!
He doesn't understand that even in the territory of sluts and whores, they generally require more than just a couple drinks to overcome their resistance to getting inseminated by a literal fucking mental retard.
 
He doesn't understand that even in the territory of sluts and whores, they generally require more than just a couple drinks to overcome their resistance to getting inseminated by a literal fucking mental retard.
I'm fairly sure most women, even ones who are not sex workers, would demand payment for fucking him. No one who knew anything about Russ would judge them for it.
 
But the second pic at the gym is the same glasses right? And the second pic isn't crooked. Like why would he purposely post such a silly pic of himself, unless it was in jest? What a weird little creature he is.

Maybe he thinks that's what ethots ike to see? Candid unflattering pics? I thought he was the first to complain about "unflattering" pics posted by InstaThots

Someone tell Russell that there are polo like workout shirts, he looks so silly in that gym getup in multiple layers (only thing worse was his workout suits). Is he trying to hide his body smell with 2 cleaner-ish shirts?

His "fashion" isn't even practical (or safe, 2layers? If he's trying to sweat more put on a hoodie), which is what u want at the gym .

What a silly silly little pipsqueak he is. If only he knew that's how the world sees him
He doesn't do it on purpose. He doesn't even notice. Attention to detail, especially in matters of grooming, isn't his strong suit.

He's like the quintessential nerd, wandering around with an uneven tie and toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Except instead of Star Trek or chess or whatever, Russ's head is full of tumbleweeds and plights. It's not that he's smart but autistic and just distracted by some mathematical theorem. He's borderline retarded and just doesn't notice anything. I used to peg his IQ at low normal, but I keep revising my low to lower the longer he goes on.

He's wearing a suit. He should be complimented on his suit. Sure, it's wrinkled, ill-fitting, and foul-smelling, but who cares? It's a suit, goddamn it! Here's a selfie at the gym. It's a gym selfie. Fit, attractive people post gym selfies. Russ is fit and attractive, goddamn it! It's almost magical thinking at this point.
 
If Russell starts popping titty skittles it might halt his balding. Sorry, her balding.

Then Russette could start lurking in the women's restrooms, and have she her ladypenis sucked.

Nah, Russhole will never try to pull the trans card. Too much of his narcissistic self-image is tied up in the (delusional) idea of him being a super studly man. Also, he literally thinks women are sex vending machines who are owned and controlled by the men in their lives, so he wouldn't want to even pretend to be one.
 
I used to peg his IQ at low normal, but I keep revising my low to lower the longer he goes on.
I maintain he's above 70, which is the threshold for being a legit sped, but below average. I think he has a staggering lack of critical evaluation skills that lead to do things like sue celebrities for not being his girlfriend and talent shows for not giving him special treatment. I mean, he can take care of himself, he knows you have to work to support yourself, he knows that legal disputes are resolved in the court system, but the details of those things elude him.
 
I noticed that it wasn't a planet fitness Russ was creeping at. Did he shell out more money to belong to a better gym?



Gym rats touch weights and actually look the part Russ. Gym rat faces just stare at girls in the gym then sue them for not sucking him his penis when he walks for 30 minutes on the treadmill

Rusty seems to last as long as the sign up bonuses last. Either he'll get booted or leave before the full price kicks in. I doubt he goes beyond the cardio area, especially with how intimidated he is of other males of any variety.

If he ever finds himself in Florida, a crossover with the Del Ray misfits would be hilarious.
 
Rusty seems to last as long as the sign up bonuses last. Either he'll get booted or leave before the full price kicks in. I doubt he goes beyond the cardio area, especially with how intimidated he is of other males of any variety.

If he ever finds himself in Florida, a crossover with the Del Ray misfits would be hilarious.
If only the Misfits were still a thing :(
 
He doesn't do it on purpose. He doesn't even notice. Attention to detail, especially in matters of grooming, isn't his strong suit.

He's like the quintessential nerd, wandering around with an uneven tie and toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Except instead of Star Trek or chess or whatever, Russ's head is full of tumbleweeds and plights. It's not that he's smart but autistic and just distracted by some mathematical theorem. He's borderline retarded and just doesn't notice anything. I used to peg his IQ at low normal, but I keep revising my low to lower the longer he goes on.

He's wearing a suit. He should be complimented on his suit. Sure, it's wrinkled, ill-fitting, and foul-smelling, but who cares? It's a suit, goddamn it! Here's a selfie at the gym. It's a gym selfie. Fit, attractive people post gym selfies. Russ is fit and attractive, goddamn it! It's almost magical thinking at this point.
Russ's head is full of the Woo Hoo Hoo hunt. It's all he ever thinks about and everything is in service to it. He's like the worlds most pathetic predator.
 
I maintain he's above 70, which is the threshold for being a legit sped, but below average. I think he has a staggering lack of critical evaluation skills that lead to do things like sue celebrities for not being his girlfriend and talent shows for not giving him special treatment. I mean, he can take care of himself, he knows you have to work to support yourself, he knows that legal disputes are resolved in the court system, but the details of those things elude him.
It's an interesting question, because most of our exposure to Russ is through his writing. Which, while pretty simplistic, is grammatically correct for the most part. So that gives the illusion of him being somewhere in a normal range.

And he also manages to live independently, hold down a job, understand what courts/PACs/police are for... mostly. Again, it's a bit misleading because he's not institutionalized, but he does seem to have a hard time maintaining employment and (up until Vegas) living arrangements. Meanwhile, he manages to file lawsuits that are at least technically lawsuits and aren't just random scribblings of "I SUE YOU" over and over. But I don't know that he really gets it. I don't think he really grasps abstract concepts outside of punishing the people he doesn't like for whatever reason.

Like, look at his public transit PAC. He wants trains. He's even identified a few places he thinks those trains should go. So now he wants people to build trains for him. He knows what a PAC is -- someone's put it into his head that this is a way to bring about change -- so he fills in the paperwork for a PAC. So now it should happen, right?

He doesn't actually understand the process, or urban planning, or fundraising (or web design for that matter). He knows how to fill in forms and articulate his desired outcome in very basic terms. You don't need to be much above 70 to do that.

And when the trains don't magically materialize, it's because someone intentionally stopped them from happening. Yes, I know a huge part of this is narcissism/entitlement/persecutory delusions. But I'm increasingly of the opinion that he honestly doesn't understand that there's more to it than just starting a PAC and waiting for the trains to happen. Like, he must know that he's going to have to talk to someone or something at some point, but his understanding of the process is so simplified that it's almost parodic.

A bit like writing a song and expecting immediate stardom. A bit like meeting a celebrity and expecting to be intimate. A bit like DMing someone on Instagram and expecting to become friends. It's not just that he's narcissistic enough to expect to skip steps. It's that he's wholly unaware of the existence of those steps.

Like I said, his actual level of functioning is an interesting question. What can be attributed to delusion and how much to simple low IQ is really hard to say.
 
And Russ would be mad if woman wanted another drink which the average price is 7 to 12 bucks.
I guess that means he'd just have to spike the first one to get the desired result. That said I couldn't see Russhole necessarily being a drink spiker, as it'd involve spending more money and he's too much of a pipsqueak to go and talk to his local drug dealer. For that we should all be eternally grateful.

Like I said, his actual level of functioning is an interesting question. What can be attributed to delusion and how much to simple low IQ is really hard to say.
A few hundred pages ago I recall a few pages worth of hypothesising abut Russhole's IQ, and the consensus was somewhere around 80-85. Makes sense, as he's obviously below average (90-110) yet still mostly capable of living unassisted.
 
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I honestly think these are the worst pictures he's ever posted. I don't know if that longer chunk of hair is his attempt to hide the balding or just because he hasn't gotten a haircut lately, but it looks like he has a small mammal stuck to the side of his head. His glasses are all kinds of fucked, I think he's bending them during his tard rages because they're in no way bent to accommodate his deformed ears. The one lens isn't even over his eye! We get the return of the stump fingers. The GREASE!

I don't think he's ever going to stop wearing masks.
 
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I guess that means he'd just have to spike the first one to get the desired result. That said I couldn't see Russhole necessarily being a drink spiker, as it'd involve spending more money and he's too much of a pipsqueak to go and talk to his local drug dealer. For that we should all be eternally grateful.
I'm not sure he'd stoop to slipping a girl a roofie. He prides himself on being a nice guy, and there's no way to square spiking a girl's drink with a date rape drug with being nice. He could justify his harassment of Erika because in his mind, he wasn't harassing her. He was trying to explain why she had to fuck him. Even in his broken mind, I don't think he could justify drugging a girl and then raping her.
 
I'm not sure he'd stoop to slipping a girl a roofie. He prides himself on being a nice guy, and there's no way to square spiking a girl's drink with a date rape drug with being nice. He could justify his harassment of Erika because in his mind, he wasn't harassing her. He was trying to explain why she had to fuck him. Even in his broken mind, I don't think he could justify drugging a girl and then raping her.
There's also no way to square saying that Taylor Swift's "pig faced" mother should have died of cancer, but he said it anyways. The "nice guy" act is a veil made of thin tissue and he will drop it as soon as his target goes off-script. I think the only reason he doesn't drug women is because he's too terrified to find a dealer.
 
There's also no way to square saying that Taylor Swift's "pig faced" mother should have died of cancer, but he said it anyways. The "nice guy" act is a veil made of thin tissue and he will drop it as soon as his target goes off-script. I think the only reason he doesn't drug women is because he's too terrified to find a dealer.
He's always had temper tantrums and said shitty things without following through, though.

A few of us are in the process of doing a sort of thread inventory and this little incident recently came up again. He yells, stomps his feet, and says nasty things -- and then is positively shocked when no one wants to hire him. He doesn't make the connection between what he says in the heat of a temper tantrum and the consequences he faces. Same thing with the AIDS hooker incident.

ETA: His idea of "nice" is extremely performative, which makes his gestures (like buying flowers) especially shallow. But not drugging people would probably -- probably -- fall under that understanding of niceness.
 
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