James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852

New James featuring a Raid: Garbage Legends ad.

There's something weird about his narration, it's almost like he just wants to recommend the series to you instead of wanting to discuss it.

I felt the same way with the Ghostbusters video, he just says a rather shallow summary of the movie with a couple of his opinions and nothing else. If you compare it with the Red Letter Media Ghostbusters video it's like night and day, i guess because RLM have more people to bounce off of.

But hey, he got me kind of curious about Cobra Kai so i guess he succeeded.
 
I felt the same way with the Ghostbusters video, he just says a rather shallow summary of the movie with a couple of his opinions and nothing else. If you compare it with the Red Letter Media Ghostbusters video it's like night and day, i guess because RLM have more people to bounce off of.

I mean, they basically ripped off Best of the Worst already why not just rip off Half in the Bag and Re:view while they're at it?

Or is it because most of Screenwave seem to be disappearing into fat air?
 
Wait, so he has made videos about Cobra Gay seasons 1 and 4... looks like he is just going to review whatever he wanted to watch that week without any rhyme or reason. Next up, Top Gear season 32 and Star Trek Next generation episodes 4 and 8 of seasons 2 and 6.
 
watched the 2 videos... and its so basic. You could shoot that shit or shit out 5 videos like this in a single day.
its like they only release a video if theres gonna be a sponsor read
Remember, James has to take a long time to make these. Those camera angles take atleast 4 months to get. If you make him do more videos then his children will starve. You wouldn't wanna hurt James' kids would ya?
 
Or he could have just used an emulator.
lol yeah, but back then mike was all about authentic hardware. Don't think he cares as much anymore though

i dont think the OG gameboy can be capture carded. its analogue.
I think they could have used a super gameboy for the SNES and just captured the TV footage directly.
as far as I know, for GB that's what they've been doing, unless they've moved fully into emulation now since James isn't actually playing the games.
 
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don't think this was posted...but stolen from the igsucks blog...someone with too much time did a 6 hour breakdown of the rise and fall of the avgn

who the hell would watch this? it's like titanic and end game combined, but stupider and more boring
If you can make a 6 hour video on any subject on YouTube then I automatically will not watch just due to that.

I know people are complaining about TikTok and short videos, but goddamn ya think this is going in the opposite direction a bit too much?
 
It's either fake, a toupee or he's doing the classic receding hairline trick of combing it forward so it covers up the forehead, and that looks like Helmsman Mao from certain angles.
I think is just neglect, my hair grows in a similar way if I don't shave it or take care of it.
He just needs to rip the band-aid and go bald like the NC. Or adopt the Tim Pool beanie look.

The new format serves him well, leagues better than the slobwave era, but it's too boring to even make fun of 8(
 
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I think is just neglect, my hair grows in a similar way if I don't shave it or take care of it.
He just needs to rip the band-aid and go bald like the NC. Or adopt the Tim Pool beanie look.

The new format serves him well, leagues better than the slobwave era, but it's too boring to even make fun of 8(
He could easily afford hair plugs too. No time for that, I guess.
 
James has become so lazy, he wants to find the laziest way to do things, but is still too lazy (no time) to research how to be lazy. Just task it with two obese slobs. Fat people know how to be lazy!

That VHS tape’s episode was real good, but it devolved real quick to usual shilling, and lazy ideas.

Cobra Kai is in its fifth season isn’t it? It’s old news now.
 
If you can make a 6 hour video on any subject on YouTube then I automatically will not watch just due to that.

I know people are complaining about TikTok and short videos, but goddamn ya think this is going in the opposite direction a bit too much?
Or you can just break it up into parts. There is an audience for people to listen and watch long form documentaries, but you need to know when to cut it.

If you are going to be autistic enough to do a six hour documentary you might as well just go all out. Cover each saga and take your time, but do it in separate videos taking no more than 3 hours at the absolute max.

Even then you might want to think about what can be cut or moved to another video altogether. If there is something interesting that you want to cover, but not relevant to the larger picture it can be moved to another video.
 
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