The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

[JohnQAdams]

Did Suzi whip out the dick live in front of everyone or something? I thought it was public knowledge by this point, ppl just didnt talk about it all the time. Be funny to see some legit catfished reactions.


Its sad to see him turn into a more boring pretentious version of DSP, what the hell happened man

Not a fan of the transes but Sphere Hunter is one of the least obnoxious ones and anyone who pulls themselves out of the loathsome evil of the porn industry should be commended.

 

[Abarefiller]

I can already see Woolie grinding the playthrough to a fucking halt trying to get 100% of all codec calls for MAXIMUM PLOT. As someone that tried and failed countless times to get all codecs, Woolie will legitimately make a 6 hour playthrough last several days.

Woolie is the one person I can see making MGR boring and awful to watch. He'd either make the game slow to a crawl or fail spectacularly at trying to be cool. Also don't forget Woolie doesn't know anything about themes of morality, so expect the whole post-Mexico sequence with Raiden and Sam, and the themes of media manipulation and what it means to protect the weak to fly over Woolie's head, as he tries to fit in his own biases and headcanons into the story while ignoring the dialogue

How is this news? How the fuck were there people who didn't know.

Honestly I never gave it much thought if Suzie was a woman or a trans man. I like their video essays, so I don't really care what they identify as. Helps that they aren't as obnoxious as 90% of most troons out there.

 

[Yeshuash]

Not news for any of us but Suzi aka spherehunter finally came out as trans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/svv1rr/suzi_comes_out_publicly_about_her_identity_send/

I wonder if...

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I see the sub is as classy as ever

I thought it was common knowledge she was trans.

 

[HopperTopper]

Pat is the kind of person who unironically forms his videogame opinion around dunkey videos and thinks he's smart for it.

insert supercut of him prefacing his opinions with "jim sterling had a video about this"

 

[Ash97]

insert supercut of him prefacing his opinions with "jim sterling had a video about this"

 

[A.Shitposter]

I think you guys are reading way too much into the gay Kanji stuff because it's not like Kanji was opposed to Naoto being interested him even when he thought she was a boy, Kanji just wants to be accepted by anyone and is afraid of being rejected by society. Kanji being gay isn't the problem in the story, it's that he likes something seen as effeminate which people in the game think is creepy and weird because he's supposed to be a man and he's trying to figure out what being a "man" means. Both his and Naoto's stories get viewed as more about gender nonconformity because it's nuanced and people consider things like this differently when golden came out than when the game came out originally.

Pat and Woolie probably just saw their internet friends say they related to the characters and that was enough to convince them because they form their own opinions based on people they follow on twitter.

Also, Kanji's english voice actor has said that he considers Kanji bisexual so everybody can win.


The entire Everhood discussion is just fucking bizarre to me because I've played a lot of games where you kill someone who clearly doesn't want to die for ambiguous reasons and we're suddenly having a problem with this NOW? They were talking about this game like the devs were talking about real people and not wacky characters who are insane from having given up their humanity to become immortal and Pat said "You don't get to decide when they should pull the plug." and Woolie said that this thinking was like, Authoritarian, and that he would never be okay with that kind of story.

The actual discussion of the themes of the game are incredibly nuanced and we could probably talk about the ethics and morals and the philosophy forever but this game is about the Buddhist religion, reincarnation and the reality of the inevitability of death. Nobody wants to die but we don't get a choice, it's going to happen to us.

Boiling it down to GENOCIDE GOOD ACTUALLY is pretty reductive when it's actual message is that being immortal is unnatural and that you should accept death instead of fighting it because buddhists believe in reincarnation so you would be reborn anew like a cycle which Pat then takes to "IF YOU DON'T DIE THEN I WILL FORCE YOU TO DIE."

I mean, I get it, a lot of people don't actually understand Buddhism so that's why it lost so many english speaking people but Woolie and Pat have both gone on about how a lot of the "morality" shit is just religious stuff that Japanese people believe that they think is bullshit.

Pat hated the ending of Transistor because instead of living inside a white void of nothingness with her boyfriend stuck in a keyblade the main character decides to just kill herself because there is literally nothing left for her there and Pat took this as the devs turning to the players and saying "actually, killing yourself is totally cool and rad and we encourage it." because I guess he read it on twitter or something like how he didn't play The Medium but took some dudes wild misunderstanding of the cycle of violence at face value and said that they think that abuse victims are unsalvageable monsters.

I really hate the morality discussions because Woolie and Pat want to seem like they're being really introspective and smart but they just get upset when chat disagrees with them because they are talking about video game characters and saying "murder is bad, actually" isn't a hot or insightful take. And then think that since people don't care about some Yakuza side-character being evil that they don't care about it happening irl or some shit.

Rex is pretty cute ngl, I've seen worse character designs.

 

[Jack Awful]

Not news for any of us but Suzi aka spherehunter finally came out as trans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/svv1rr/suzi_comes_out_publicly_about_her_identity_send/

I wonder if...

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If only the crying while masturbating video still existed, we could send them that.

 

[LucasSomething]

Listen, y'all don't know Woolie, and can't tell him what to do, and he's all about hard games, you don't know him, but Sifu is too fast, it doesn't give him enough lab time, and keeps trying to push him into progress. Someone who isn't LPing would have an easier time, you all don't know him, he's all about hard games, no johns. Where is the snail accessibility settings? Time to turn off the game and talk to Reggie about not-johns for 20 minutes. You dont know Woolie. You can't tell him what to do. He's all about hard games. No johns. He'd be acing this if he wasn't LPing.

"Maybe a patch will fix it so I can go back and redo bad choices that hold me back."

>uploading multiple hours of no progress against a souls boss or whatever

-good youtube content
-Hype and rage
-#TheStruggle

>losing 40 minutes of progress on a 2-3 hour (10-15 with retries) long game because you're physically incapable of beating the second boss

-The training mode sucks
-I just need to lab it up ofscreen you know?
-Yeah man, they need to fix these perfect runs complaints that dont apply to me since i'm not perfect running

The game even has mercy permanent upgrades that make the next attemps easier, is that what woolie meant by "labbing"?








You know why Sifu makes woolie salty? Because it's a game where dying is actually punishing, like those old games with limited lives and continues. It's not a game you beat by playing good, it's a game you beat by playing perfect.

Woolie doesnt play videogames like this and he never needs to. He finished godhand (on easy) without learning how to dodge, cancel and counter. He finished dark souls while ignoring many systems. He even finished sekiro without learning how to parry.

Woolie's playstyle in actions games is also painfully cowardish by nature. He ONLY backflips in godhand. He is the most scared Souls player ever. He spends most sekiro fights jumping away. In sifu he doesnt try to break the enemy guard meter, just like sekiro's posture.

Any game that encourages agressive playstyle, will have Woolie suck at it. If a game is very simple to turtle then woolie will love it, like DS1 shields, royal guard in DMC or the "parry" in mortal shell. But Sifu isnt that simple because backdash spam isnt safe and parrying is too hard.

tl;dr: WOOLIE, STOP CRYING WHILE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG! REEEEEE-

 

[Mega Black]

Listen, y'all don't know Woolie, and can't tell him what to do, and he's all about hard games, you don't know him, but Sifu is too fast, it doesn't give him enough lab time, and keeps trying to push him into progress. Someone who isn't LPing would have an easier time, you all don't know him, he's all about hard games, no johns. Where is the snail accessibility settings? Time to turn off the game and talk to Reggie about not-johns for 20 minutes. You dont know Woolie. You can't tell him what to do. He's all about hard games. No johns. He'd be acing this if he wasn't LPing.

"Maybe a patch will fix it so I can go back and redo bad choices that hold me back."

How can a man who makes his living off of playing videogames be so fucking shit after all this time? It really boggles the mind. Is it a FGC thing? Are their brains so burnt out by fighting games that anything that strains any other part of the brain is just not doable?

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

I thought it was common knowledge she was trans.

Apparently not. Credit to Sphere, she actually passes decently and listening to her talk in videos, she doesn't have that horrid troon voice that seems to plague every MTF I've ever heard speak.

How can a man who makes his living off of playing videogames be so fucking shit after all this time? It really boggles the mind. Is it a FGC thing? Are their brains so burnt out by fighting games that anything that strains any other part of the brain is just not doable?

No, Woolies brain just doesn't work right sometimes. I feel like Sifu is one of those games that FG players could excel at. I'd like to see a more technically sound player tackle it. Someone like Justin or Marlinpie or fuck, Im sure Sonic would prolly play Sifu just fine.

But I feel like Woolies like me where he's good at fighting games in the vacuum of fighting his friends, maybe he can do decently at locals but gets clobbered when facing real competition.

Woolie doesnt play videogames like this and he never needs to. He finished godhand (on easy) without learning how to dodge, cancel and counter. He finished dark souls while ignoring many systems. He even finished sekiro without learning how to parry.

I'm reminded of the top comment on the TIHYDP for Sekiro which was something to the effect of "Shoutouts to DSP for his dedication in completing the first ever no parry run in Sekiro." Woolie really is morphing into DSP. We should try to get him to play Urban Reign next just to see how much of a fucking disaster it would be.

 

[Aaron Costello]

on the podcast, Pat thinks that people who dont want to spend 100+ hours on a game to get to the good part, are stupid. Someone mentioned 'who has 100 hours to spend on one game, to which he said "you can buy a game and play it over 5 year, theres no time limit on something you own"

I get his point, but I dont want to spend 5 years on a single game, and if im not enjoying a game 20 hours in, I dont want to play 80 more hours just to get to the good parts.

 

[Yeshuash]

on the podcast, Pat thinks that people who dont want to spend 100+ hours on a game to get to the good part, are stupid. Someone mentioned 'who has 100 hours to spend on one game, to which he said "you can buy a game and play it over 5 year, theres no time limit on something you own"

I get his point, but I dont want to spend 5 years on a single game, and if im not enjoying a game 20 hours in, I dont want to play 80 more hours just to get to the good parts.

The problem is that Pat almost never leaves his house and spends most of his time playing games. Living like this for years made him ignorant to the idea that people on average don't have that much time to play games.

 

[Digger10]

on the podcast, Pat thinks that people who dont want to spend 100+ hours on a game to get to the good part, are stupid. Someone mentioned 'who has 100 hours to spend on one game, to which he said "you can buy a game and play it over 5 year, theres no time limit on something you own"

I get his point, but I dont want to spend 5 years on a single game, and if im not enjoying a game 20 hours in, I dont want to play 80 more hours just to get to the good parts.

Reminds me of this ancient Old Man Murray article.

With that in mind, here's our new rule: if a game can't manage to provide some thrills in the first hour, it gets a bad review. Welcome to the new era of common sense. Developers have one goddamn job: entertain us. And we mean now, goddamnit, not in six hours. When we're stomping Levelord's head at E3 and it sucks for him, should we continue simply because at some later point he might die and maybe go to heaven, the best level of existence? From his point of view, probably not. Likewise, FAKK2 better be fun right away.

 

[Ash97]

Is it a FGC thing? Are their brains so burnt out by fighting games that anything that strains any other part of the brain is just not doable?

but Woolie is not even that good at fite games afaik.

 

[Rotollo 2]

on the podcast, Pat thinks that people who dont want to spend 100+ hours on a game to get to the good part, are stupid. Someone mentioned 'who has 100 hours to spend on one game, to which he said "you can buy a game and play it over 5 year, theres no time limit on something you own"

I get his point, but I dont want to spend 5 years on a single game, and if im not enjoying a game 20 hours in, I dont want to play 80 more hours just to get to the good parts.

>Like Fighting games
>"people who spend 100+ hours on a game are dumb"
LOL what did pat mean by this

 

[Ash97]

>Like Fighting games
>"people who spend 100+ hours on a game are dumb
LOL what did pat mean by this

oh btw last podcast Pat straight up said he's more or less done with fite gaems, fyi

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Pat shitting on people not willing to put over a hundred hours into various games to start enjoying, but never beat Xenoblade 1 and played like 2 hours of Xenoblade 2 and qualifies himself as an expert on them. And claims Xenoblade 2 is bad cause of his first impression of the mc not being cool enough at the start.

As in all things, Pat is an idiot AND hypocrite.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

>uploading multiple hours of no progress against a souls boss or whatever

-good youtube content
-Hype and rage
-#TheStruggle

>losing 40 minutes of progress on a 2-3 hour (10-15 with retries) long game because you're physically incapable of beating the second boss

-The training mode sucks
-I just need to lab it up ofscreen you know?
-Yeah man, they need to fix these perfect runs complaints that dont apply to me since i'm not perfect running

The game even has mercy permanent upgrades that make the next attemps easier, is that what woolie meant by "labbing"?

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You know why Sifu makes woolie salty? Because it's a game where dying is actually punishing, like those old games with limited lives and continues. It's not a game you beat by playing good, it's a game you beat by playing perfect.

Woolie doesnt play videogames like this and he never needs to. He finished godhand (on easy) without learning how to dodge, cancel and counter. He finished dark souls while ignoring many systems. He even finished sekiro without learning how to parry.

Woolie's playstyle in actions games is also painfully cowardish by nature. He ONLY backflips in godhand. He is the most scared Souls player ever. He spends most sekiro fights jumping away. In sifu he doesnt try to break the enemy guard meter, just like sekiro's posture.

Any game that encourages agressive playstyle, will have Woolie suck at it. If a game is very simple to turtle then woolie will love it, like DS1 shields, royal guard in DMC or the "parry" in mortal shell. But Sifu isnt that simple because backdash spam isnt safe and parrying is too hard.

tl;dr: WOOLIE, STOP CRYING WHILE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG! REEEEEE-

Even in a game just about talking to npcs Woolie is slow and cowardly, needing to deliberate on even the simplest choice and needing to go back and save between each npc sometimes when there arent even choices. I imagine him riding a snail and screaming in fear like he's in a car going 120mph.

 

[Rotollo 2]

oh btw last podcast Pat straight up said he's more or less done with fite gaems, fyi

Why? that was the backbone of their channel for years, was it "muh dlc" or what?

Even in a game just about talking to npcs Woolie is slow and cowardly, needing to deliberate on even the simplest choice and needing to go back and save between each npc sometimes when there arent even choices. I imagine him riding a snail and screaming in fear like he's in a car going 120mph.

Woolie is a megazord controlled by 25 teenagers to make a single decison

 

[Aaron Costello]

Why? that was the backbone of their channel for years, was it "muh dlc" or what?

bad netcode? I think