@LightningPrincess did you honestly think this was going to turn out well for you? You probably did, despite the selfie holding up a sign saying "I'm going to regret this" because you pretty much started off by begging us for money and linking to your hipster welfare account. That took some big, fat, hairy balls to do.
So you come here to...to what? Trollshield? Beg for money? Make new friends? Gain our sympathy? Because you failed miserably on all counts. Your sense of entitlement is fucking disgusting. You see that a few other people with connections to Phil were accepted into our community and you just expected to follow suit, is that it? And then you have the sheer audacity to ask us for money. What possessed you to think that was in any way a good idea?
You disgust me. From your e-begging for money, to your lies, to your sense of entitlement, to your ego, to your claims of "seeing the light" and becoming a Christian in hopes of us going easy on you, and especially you being a fucking pedophile. If you had spent five minutes browsing our forums you would have seen that this blatant cry for attention was about the stupidest fucking thing you could have done here, you dense motherfucker. I suggest you take your deviant, entitled, fat, Autistic, pedo ass off our forums now before things get to bad for you. Right now we'll point and laugh about you for a week or so and then forget about you. If you stick around you're just going to wind up like our other resident freaks, perverts, and laughingstocks and we'll just keep on giving you shit and digging up things from your past that I'm sure you'd rather stay burried. If your unwarranted sense of self-importance and terminal special snowflake syndrome won't allow you to get going while the getting is good, just remember that we fucking warned you, you disgusting animal.
Edit: Also, it's quite apt that you'd choose Eclaire as your tranny name, since you look like the kind of person who sits around all day stuffing your face with pastries, even though you spelled eclair wrong.