Leslie Eclaire, I'm a person who will answer your questions - Richard Jones' fantastic failure of an AMA

[The Knife's Husbando]

Eris wept, LightningPrincess.

Exactly how much of a colossal fuck-up in life do you have to be, in tota, to make our resident shitposter extraordinaire- Dynastia- actually break persona and try to logically walk you through just exactly how monolithicaly autistic you are?

 

[Microlab]

Why do so many lolcows have such atrocious handwriting? Seriously, is there something related to autism that effects motor skills? OElr are they too busy being awful to care about learning to write?

Some people believe that someone's handwriting reflects their personality.

But it might seriously be because a lot of lolcows, especially ADF & Co., spend a lot of time typing on the computer instead of writing.

 

[HG 400]

Hey @LightningPrincess , still here? Why don't you tell us all about the time you had a good job you enjoyed and felt fulfilled in, and were engaged to marry a real woman, then you trooned out like the massive autistic pedophile faggot that you are and lost everything you ever cared about and ended up a jobless worthless freak in a circus clown mu-mu and a long-distance internet relationship with another fat, disgusting, autistic man in a dress pretending to be a lesbian?

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Leslie is fat and I would not have sex with her.

I'm also in my twenties, so I assume the feeling's mutual.

Depends, are you a dwarf?

 

[Buffalo Bill]

I actually have no idea what the icons mean and I am just pushing buttons.

 

[Ravenor]

I actually have no idea what the icons mean and I am just pushing buttons.

You also seem to not have a clue about answering questions or genuine criticism of your points of view, act like a adult and a rational member of the human race an we wont treat you like a idiot.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

I actually have no idea what the icons mean and I am just pushing buttons.

they are ways to rate a particular post. 'autistic' means the post makes you look like you have autism. 'powerlevel' means you're showing too much knowledge of potentially embarrassing stuff, like a pedophilic japanese videogame. you can probably extrapolate the meanings of the other ratings from their titles

are you sexually attracted to underage girls? be honest

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

 

[VJ 343]

@LightningPrincess

Also explain to us how somebody can be a loli pedophile and a fat fetishjist at the same time, cause they seem like mutually exclusive perversions to me.

Also, since your specific fat fetish is... no joke, fat dwarves (and I'm not talking about midgets here, I'm talking about full on Tolkein-style fantasy dwarves), I just have to ask. In your deviant sexual fantasies, do the corpulent female Gimli's have beards or not?

Actually given fetishism often has a power/control element, the fact they go for both young children (you fucking freak) and fat fetishism doesn't surprise me, especially since his (Eclaire's) fat fetishism is focused on creatures that are small in stature also.

I'm going to make an informed guess given he made that post which shows he does not deal with rejection and disinterest well at all, he fetishises the helplessness of both a young child and a dwarf which has become too obese to fight back.

...


... Freak. And this comes from someone who tries to be open/accepting about kinks.

 

[tweaker the cat]

"A person who will answer your questions"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

OK let's take a look at Leslie's past on Something Awful.
On a thread about BBW sex trafficking.

And the ban reason just for funsies.

Also Jews control the world as you can see here.

And the last little bit for now.

 

[niggers]

ok seeing this thread at first I honestly didn't want to look because I was afraid of it being another circle jerk thread about which anime and prog rock bands a tranny likes

once again the ADF subforum proves its superiority

 

[HG 400]

Anyone who paid the tenbux got caps of him being helldumped?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@LightningPrincess how bad do you want the D from the Potato man?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Why did you post pictures of yourself wearing nothing but a bra and panties on Twitter?

 

[VLAD]

Did you ever pay your ex-fiancee back for the year's worth of Weight Watchers membership fees that you retroactively charged her for?

 

[CatParty]

@LightningPrincess what is it like trying to pass with a skullet?

 

[Meowthkip]

I actually have no idea what the icons mean and I am just pushing buttons.

I'm not sure that's entirely true.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@LightningPrincess how many times did you and Phil fig each other?

 

[Treblinkachu]

I was a SJW who wants attention. Ask me things that will bring me attention.

I want attention, so let me tell you my entire life story in 30 paragraphs.

I am disgusted with the me-noncentric culture that does not give me attention on demand.

I confused you with some people who did not buy my bullshit and give me attention. Also someone convinced me that you are willing to give me attention. You're not exactly the most politically correct sort but I am a desperate attention junkie so I am willing to whore myself out to you if it means I get asspats too. I still don't like what you do, but I do want to show you that I am deserv

I did not have sex with that woman.

But if it makes you feel any better I have decided to leave teaching anyway and get attention.

Someone convinced me over PMs that I could get attention here.

I am no longer friends with her. I felt that I was causing more harm then good. Also I am not equipped to deal with the fallout. I just want you to pay attention to me.

I stamped in here looking for asspats. Give them to me.

Guys I think Leslie might be kind of lonely