Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

I actually would've been okay if one of the seven Dwarf Fathers was black, since we mostly only read about the Longbeards in the books. In the Silmarillion, there are the Firebeards and Broadbeams, who are very lightly described.

If the Blacklocks or Stonefoots were black, whatever; depending on what RPG you're using they're from the south and east. But you know they can't do that and then not make them stereotypical africans/generic brown people and not dwarrow at all. Fuck's sake, they couldn't even put a beard on their kwaeeen.

But whatever; Rings of Power's gonna suck, and I don't even think Brainless Bobby will watch it. He'll just read the synopses with his chicken stare and gurgle and fake that he watched it like he does with 75% of all the product he claims to consoom.

I wouldn't mind the race swaps nearly as much if I didn't think that this show was helmed by complete retards.

 

[glib]

I believe Dick also later said another aspect of the "reflex machines" that he was describing is that they only cared about their own self pleasure and desires - something that I'd say is a strong aspect of Bob and other consoomers like him. They exist to "consume product and get excited for next product," demanding that their own shallow whims be constantly fulfilled - give me the next sugary cereal! Give me the next Marvel Movie! Give me the next Funko Pop!

Your mentioning of people being turned into automotans via social conditioning brings me back to @GuntPunt's theory that corporations and social media site like Reddit are actively trying to condition people into being MovieBob types for the sake of selling product. That's a frightening idea - that corporations are actively trying to turn humans into androids.

In Electric Sheep, all of the androids are out for themselves, but they copy humans to do so. Baty, the "Father/Soldier" attempts to use the empathy box with other androids, but because andys have no empathy, it doesn't work.

Buster Friendly is an android, and his objective is to tear down Mercer, the humans' spiritual inspiration, as a fraud. He wants this to be known everywhere too. It doesn't matter though because the point is Mercer and the Empathy box exist to remind us humans we aren't alone even if theres no Mercer or mystical being to save us.

Androids will destroy that which they cannot do, cannot have, or are jealous of. Once again, thats Bob.

He's a thinker not a believer, remember? That means to him that logic and reason beat empathy, faith and love. But he'll support his fellow androids by tuning in to capeshit and twitter, and shit on our version of mercerites. Religious people for example.

 

[Neko GF]

Well if I still had any doubts that RT is a useless garbage website, there they go.

He's still a chosen critic on Rotten Tomatoes

Most RT critics are pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals whose opinions don't matter, so it would make sense that Robert would still be a critic there.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Most RT critics are pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals whose opinions don't matter, so it would make sense that Robert would still be a critic there.

A perfect fit.

 

[Mr Processor]

I actually would've been okay if one of the seven Dwarf Fathers was black, since we mostly only read about the Longbeards in the books. In the Silmarillion, there are the Firebeards and Broadbeams, who are very lightly described.

If the Blacklocks or Stonefoots were black, whatever; depending on what RPG you're using they're from the south and east. But you know they can't do that and then not make them stereotypical africans/generic brown people and not dwarrow at all. Fuck's sake, they couldn't even put a beard on their kwaeeen.

But whatever; Rings of Power's gonna suck, and I don't even think Brainless Bobby will watch it. He'll just read the synopses with his chicken stare and gurgle and fake that he watched it like he does with 75% of all the product he claims to consoom.

It's predictable that Bob would reflexively jump to the defence of Amazon, but the smart move would have been to wait. Still, he did the same thing with 2016 Ghostbusters. To this day he's still a defender of the high quality of that great pizza commercial.

I made a joke today, "Who would have thought a series based on the appendices to the Lord of the Rings would have been so good that it made you forget the Lord of the Rings movies? Such a triumph! I don't know why Tolkien didn't just publish the Appendices by themselves!"

They spent a billion dollars (or are spending, I'm not sure if it's already spent or not) on a Tolkien fan-fic. The showrunners are unknowns without any big projects under their belts. To top it off they are enforcing both Amazon diversity quotas and the 48% different rule (because of how little of Tolkien's material they actually have the right to adapt). I don't know who is in charge of Amazon's media decisions but they should have already been fired. Still, it's possible it will prove us grumpy naysayers wrong and go on to be the greatest fantasy series in history! Time will tell.

To paraphrase Bill Murray's Scrooged, "Weren't there dormice in A Christmas Carol?" "No, but I've always thought there should be."

 

[make_it_so]

Also Robert is wrong about DS9 and Sisko not commanding a ship. The later seasons focus on the Defiant too much.

Bob is not only horrible at being a human being, he's horrible at being a nerd (his supposed "job").

 

[AirdropShitposts]

ahahahahaha I had missed this one while we were down

this guy reviews popular movies on YouTube

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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ahahahahaha I had missed this one while we were down

this guy reviews popular movies on YouTube

He talks like a Nazi and gets mad when people tell him he sounds like a Nazi.

 

[make_it_so]

ahahahahaha I had missed this one while we were down

this guy reviews popular movies on YouTube

To continue with my PKD sperging - this is not a true human, this "thing" is an android.

Where's a Blade Runner when you need them?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Call me slow or retarded, but does Bob's tweets imply he's strongly in favor of Eugenics?

 

[Jack Awful]

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ahahahahaha I had missed this one while we were down

this guy reviews popular movies on YouTube

The last 2 years of COVID are what happens when believers like Moviebob believe they're thinkers and because of that, they believe they're justified in forcing their will on others.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Call me slow or retarded, but does Bob's tweets imply he's strongly in favor of Eugenics?

Only his own benighted and parodic concept of eugenics. Because you can't tell me any eugenicist of any stripe worth his salt would look at Bob and say "Yep, that one's a keeper."

 

[Jack Awful]

Call me slow or retarded, but does Bob's tweets imply he's strongly in favor of Eugenics?

Moviebob's been pro-eugenics for well over a decade now.
If you ask him about this tweet he'll say it's a joke, but I'm not convinced based on the opinions he expresses every day.

 

[The Cunting Death]

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Moviebob's been pro-eugenics for well over a decade now.
If you ask him about this tweet he'll say it's a joke, but I'm not convinced based on the opinions he expresses every day.

thats fucking rich considering he's so fucking fat that by his own wish he'd be put down on the spot for not being fit enough to contribute to society

pot calling the kettle a nigger

 

[Neko GF]

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ahahahahaha I had missed this one while we were down

this guy reviews popular movies on YouTube

"I will endure" what is this tard talking about. Nothing about his life changed, he hasn't lost his job, he doesn't have to work in a different work environment, and rarely went outside. Only thing that I can think of that would effect him would be cinemas getting closed.

Outside of that the Wu-Flu has had minimal impact on professional NEET, Robert Chipman.

 

[Jack Awful]

thats fucking rich considering he's so fucking fat that by his own wish he'd be put down on the spot for not being fit enough to contribute to society

pot calling the kettle a nigger

It's very possible that Moviebob's fat because he genuinely believed that we'd have cyborgs by now that he could download his brain into (which he would be given first access to because his movie review show makes him a member of the intellectual elite), so why not enjoy the pleasures of eating that second entire wedding cake when his body will be replaced by immortal steel later?

Then, when that impossible future inevitably didn't happen he blames the republicans for "holding science back".

This almost seems like a joke, but he's too sincerely angry about it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"I will endure" what is this tard talking about. Nothing about his life changed, he hasn't lost his job, he doesn't have to work in a different work environment, and rarely went outside. Only thing that I can think of that would effect him would be cinemas getting closed.

Outside of that the Wu-Flu has had minimal impact on professional NEET, Robert Chipman.

An attack by Believers on Thinkers. Justice should be done for that.

 

[Red Hood]

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Moviebob's been pro-eugenics for well over a decade now.
If you ask him about this tweet he'll say it's a joke, but I'm not convinced based on the opinions he expresses every day.

It's funny that the people that like to talk most in favor of eugenics are always the people that wouldn't exist in a eugenics-accepted society.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's funny that the people that like to talk most in favor of eugenics are always the people that wouldn't exist in a eugenics-accepted society.

Dunning-Kreuger at its finest.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Pity the "Laptop Class", some of them are working from a toxic, transphobic home!

If working from home is so hard for the disadvantaged, then isn't it bigotry to close down offices?

Someone working from home doing data entry is part of the working class. They are doing an actual job.
Someone working from home making shitty youtube videos and getting into twitter arguments all day is not part of the working class. A hypothetical person who does this is below the contempt of even actors.

Living paycheck to paycheck does not make you working class either. Retards who studied interpretive dance, making modern art, or is trying to make it through their community theater are living paycheck to paycheck. This does not make them part of the working class.

Of course the big problem he has is the consooming