Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Chipman? Like Movie Bob Chipman? You like waving red things in front of bulls, don't you?

What other lolcows have published works? There's Onision, Wogglebug lover, who am I missing?

Editing to add additional cows:
Russell Greer
Lindsey Ellis

Per @REGENDarySumanai, Chuck Wendig
That is the Chipman I meant. I thought the compare and contrast would be a natural fit given the shocking similarities:
  • Plainly evident twitter addiction
  • Issues with women
  • Performative leftism/practical fascism
  • Fat
  • Wishing death on political opponents
  • Black and white worldview
  • Fat
  • Self proclaimed experts on everything despite average intelligence at best
  • Deep belief in scientism
  • Fat
  • Self identified badass and firearms expert
  • Fat
  • Fat
  • Manchild
  • Fat
 
Piggy is barking orders at the UN:

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Chipman? Like Movie Bob Chipman? You like waving red things in front of bulls, don't you?

What other lolcows have published works? There's Onision, Wogglebug lover, who am I missing?

Editing to add additional cows:
Russell Greer
Lindsey Ellis

Per @REGENDarySumanai, Chuck Wendig
If you count comics, there's also Mags Vissagio (or however you spell """"her""" name) Chris Chan, & Linkara that I can think of.
 
You know what, Andrew is alright.
I suppose the reason this shitty operation puts up with a piece of shit like Fat Rick is they're also shitty. I can't imagine under what circumstances someone I paid money to and tipped 50% would rat me out to some lunatic. I'd be pissed even if I'd already doxed myself.
 
Piggy is barking orders at the UN:

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Wait, so Patrick wants the UN to establish a No Fly Zone that covers all of Ukraine?

How ill informed is this retard. The UN lacks an air force and it isn't like you would be tangling with some 3rd world regime. The Russian Air Force is no joke, and combined with their GBAD systems, pose a threat to every airforce on the planet.

He wants aircraft or GBAD systems which are not deployed in theatre - and therefore out of range - to be able to immediately prevent any use of air assets against one of the largest airforces in the world, with highly accurate S400/S300 systems within range just across the border with Russia. How exactly?

This dude is fucking clueless.
 
Patrick is on Twitter right now oinking and doxxing the atalker from Hooligans last weekend. @Null might want to feature this in happenings.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495487379993473035

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Pat should know that Andrew can easily turn this into a "I was drunk and angry, he kept responding to get me to keep talking to him. Then he posts my personal information on Twitter!"
 
That is the Chipman I meant. I thought the compare and contrast would be a natural fit given the shocking similarities:
  • Plainly evident twitter addiction
  • Issues with women
  • Performative leftism/practical fascism
  • Fat
  • Wishing death on political opponents
  • Black and white worldview
  • Fat
  • Self proclaimed experts on everything despite average intelligence at best
  • Deep belief in scientism
  • Fat
  • Self identified badass and firearms expert
  • Fat
  • Fat
  • Manchild
  • Fat
You forgot that they also both have alcohol problems and NPD.
 
Jon Del Arroz called the owner of Hooligans (Pat's favorite watering hole) to ask about Hooligan's giving out a patron's CC info:


Timestamp: 1:26:15.

The owner wanted Jon's phone number to forward it to his attorney. Pat might have gotten his twitter back, but he could get banned from his favorite bar over this.
We had a lot of fun today. Interesting to see what happens with Hooligans! I hope they weren't giving out customer information to some random shit author.
 
I suppose the reason this shitty operation puts up with a piece of shit like Fat Rick is they're also shitty. I can't imagine under what circumstances someone I paid money to and tipped 50% would rat me out to some lunatic. I'd be pissed even if I'd already doxed myself.
Based on this one incident alone, Hooligans deserves a lifetime of upper deckers. Or until the business changes hands and management. Even if you don't like the dude, he still paid you and left without incident
Fatrick will only ever sate his bloodlust vicariously
 
Maybe he'll fly over to Ukraine and join CRP's project mayhem resistance. Then again, that would take effort and it's much easier to squeal on twitter like a fat pig so he'll probably just do that.
Not just easier, but I would put money on Rick having never been in a violent confrontation he has not submitted in or ran away from. He would piss and shit himself to the point of hysteria in the back of the truck before he ever got in range to hear arty landing if she was ever magically teleported to Donbas.

Oh dear, 5th ban has just been handed out.

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I have no idea what is going on, but I'm loving the repeated bans.
While it's likely just an automated system vs tranny janny, I can't help but laugh at the thought of a feud between two rivals groups in twitter's safety deptartment going hot over Rick. You'd have thought his account would just get whitelisted from the bot ban system and flagged for manual review by default at this point.
 
Patrick thinks that the OnA pests give a shit about protecting one of their own. Maybe he doesn't realize that one of the members of the subreddit killed his son in a botched theft of a soundbar from walmart and was not only fair game, the guy got trashed mercilessly despite it being a horrible story (see /u/killakuhn)
A Vizio soundbar, no? Maybe Andrew Nadolski can send Pat a Vizio soundbar, one with a sub-woofer, as a way of making nice. It would be a classy move.

FYI: Piggy's lawyer was Brinton Resto, formerly of Minc Law, but now on his own. The reason(s) behind his very recent departure from Minc Law are currently unknown, but his conduct during Piggy's lolsuit and its consequences may be a factor. Speculation is that he was shit-canned over L'affaire du Porc.

Carrie Goldberg was his lawyer for the twitter bans. She has appeared on this forum here. Here's the thread Her law firm was the one representing the lolcow.

Pat has conveniently forgotten about the Euromaidan or w/e it's called. That thing glowed as brightly as Chernobyl BITD. And had Obama's fingerprints all over it. Fuck around in someone's front yard and you'll get a reaction.

ETA: No surprise that Piggy is a chickenhawk.

ETA to avoid shitting up things:
Is his fat sister still advertising her services as a brap hog on social media?
Maybe. She's here https://twitter.com/Wicked__Vixen A most undesirable slampig.
 
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