Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[son of jurassic bark]

There was something about her bedroom tableau which made me itch, aside from all the cheap aesthetic filth over layers of junky grime; is she still trying to bait men with sportsball?
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It's one of her most annoying pickme traits, imo. She has no actual knowledge of the game but has heard enough surface lingo to confidently parrot it, and once you notice it, you see how much she does it for everything.

Also lol at Lurch thinking he's above crackheads when his sanctum is like Crazy Eyes Jerome's, my brand new imaginary friend who squats at a long-abandoned Gary, Indiana Chuck E Cheese on a bed of Chinese knockoff prizes, and whose crackhead adventures I now want chronicled in a children's book.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

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This is the only post to her ED tumblr this month. I'm guessing her drug-induced typo was supposed to read "236".

I'm actually somewhat surprised she is that heavy. She looks big in her photos but I am shocked to find out she is over 100kgs.

 

[Tard Repository]

I'm actually somewhat surprised she is that heavy. She looks big in her photos but I am shocked to find out she is over 100kgs.

I'm not. She's a big girl. Not in the morbidly obese sense, but she's tall and built like a linebacker. She may be able to lose some weight if she really cares enough to try, but she will never come close to her uwu anachan thinspo inspiration pics. It's not surprising that she weighs more overall and probably will continue to just because of her unfortunate genetics.

 

[hateful entity]

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Come to me my of age goth princess.

Cobes has clearer skin than luna lol

 

[Breadbear]

Totally 1 year sober, guys! Smoking weed doesn’t count!
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Smoking a joint over a stuffed animal, no way that could end poorly.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I refuse to believe she has this many cosmetics applied daily and looks like absolute shit
Granted i'm sure a lot of it is the cheapest junk off Amazon and aliexpress but still.

The fact there is a collective 4 tooth brushes here for her sad, dead tooth methhead self is just wow

Two of the bottles look like serum from "the ordinary." They're about $10-$20 per bottle but the bottles are really small

 

[Grape Chia]

I'm not. She's a big girl. Not in the morbidly obese sense, but she's tall and built like a linebacker.

Right... just in the normally obese sense.

 

[Poopypantsmcgee]

I have been lurking this thread for a year plus and chortled to myself when my friend asked me last week to help them move … to new Rochelle

Anyway they moved into a crappy 1BR in a multi family house deal, ok neighborhood but dumpy as hell all around (trash and shit in yards everywhere). The rent for this palace is $1900/mo which is apparently considered a steal in that area. And there were like 20 other applicants wanting the place, he only got it because he works at the hospital and has a steady job

There’s literally zero chance of them finding a place in lower westchester (maybe ghetto ass mt Vernon). Zero

 

[Loony Tunes]

Right... just in the normally obese sense.

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BMI is a crock of shit and we all know it. Luna is fat but she’s not Slaton fat

 

[Snack Cracker]

Two of the bottles look like serum from "the ordinary." They're about $10-$20 per bottle but the bottles are really small

Pretty sure she bought the rose hip seed oil (because sadbbyangel needs roses) and the hyaluronic acid serums without any knowledge of when and how to use oil based and water based products.
The oil I don’t get, she’d be much better off with their niacinamide + zinc serum with the hyaluronic acid.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

BMI is a crock of shit and we all know it. Luna is fat but she’s not Slaton fat

No, most morbidly obese people aren’t Slaton freak show fat but 236 pounds is obese/fat. Well out of “chubby” range by fifty pounds for a woman of Luna’s height.

It really shows how well subsidized Luna’s junkie life manages to be, despite living in a squat. The state of NY and daddy make sure Luna gets well over 2500 calories everyday

 

[dropthesoap]

I would definitely consider Luna obese- all BMI aside. I mean she edits everything and we’ve seen a few unedited pics from the past and she’s a total unit. Besides being over 200 lbs for most women would definitely be considered obese.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Pretty sure she bought the rose hip seed oil (because sadbbyangel needs roses) and the hyaluronic acid serums without any knowledge of when and how to use oil based and water based products.
The oil I don’t get, she’d be much better off with their niacinamide + zinc serum with the hyaluronic acid.

I don't ev3n know wtf they are or what they do. A friend gifted me the acid one awhile ago because she was downsizing before moving, and had several bottles.

Never used it.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I don't ev3n know wtf they are or what they do. A friend gifted me the acid one awhile ago because she was downsizing before moving, and had several bottles.

Never used it.

Hyaluronic acid pairs well with pretty much any skin types and most products, the main function of it is to bind and retain moisture in the skin without feeling heavy or greasy (sorry done skincare sperg)

 

[Tard Repository]

Hyaluronic Acid is basically a staple for any skincare routine, IMO. Unless your skin is unnervingly sensitive. You don't even need a thousand step skincare routine with it. Just cleanse (double cleanse if you're washing off makeup), tone with a non-alcohol based toner, HA, then moisturize. Simple and effective.

Girly OT skincare shit aside, Luna is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Hyaluronic acid pairs well with pretty much any skin types and most products, the main function of it is to bind and retain moisture in the skin without feeling heavy or greasy (sorry done skincare sperg)

And The Ordinary is an excellent line. I still have some higher-end favorites, but have switched most of my skincare to the brand.

(Steps off my skincare soapbox)

 

[multiverse]

Luna is a fashion icon, everybody. Look at how gracefully that tube top follows the slope of her windsock titties.

 

[Rub Her Ducky]

Luna is a fashion icon, everybody. Look at how gracefully that tube top follows the slope of her windsock titties.
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Her comment on the pillows behind her, like she's ever cared about any of the other garbage and filth in her other posts. the whole fuckin place is a pig sty. She needs to throw all her mouldy shit out.

 

[Loony Tunes]

I would definitely consider Luna obese- all BMI aside. I mean she edits everything and we’ve seen a few unedited pics from the past and she’s a total unit. Besides being over 200 lbs for most women would definitely be considered obese.

Luna is tall and chubby. Being over 200lbs for someone who is like, what, 5’9? isn’t that wild. If she worked out and had muscle she’d probably be close to over sill over 200. Besides her stank ass appearance I doubt anyone seeing Luna walk down the street would think “look at that obese bitch”. She’s chubby. Get over it and stop staring at anorexics.

Luna is a fashion icon, everybody. Look at how gracefully that tube top follows the slope of her windsock titties.
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Not a good look Tuna

 

[Tard Repository]

Luna is tall and chubby. Being over 200lbs for someone who is like, what, 5’9? isn’t that wild. If she worked out and had muscle she’d probably be close to over sill over 200. Besides her stank ass appearance I doubt anyone seeing Luna walk down the street would think “look at that obese bitch”. She’s chubby. Get over it and stop staring at anorexics.

She's 5'11". That's way above average for an American female and a couple of inches above average for the American male. She's no Slaton but she does have more than a few pounds she could shed...