Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

Is he taking estrogen, or are those the same sad soi-tiddies he had as when he dressed like a demon or whatever?

After seeing these photos and many others I am convinced he isn't on hormones, or if he his it's an extremely small dose.
His chest looks the same from the demon video but with makeup trying to cover the folliculitis. You can see the little red pimples from poor hair removal he tried to cover up.

Looking over his photos over the last year, his tit size changes all the time. For example, he has tits when he goes to that protest in that ill-fitted white dress. Halloween comes around and his tits magically disappear when he shoves his very male body into that black dress.

"Get the coof shot or else I will make your life a living hell." Timely in the wake of the trucker protests. He's two years two late; the only people going to celebrate this are the ones still sucking the Hbomberguy video.

(Frankly I'm waiting to see Harris come out with another troon or TERF video, just to see how willing he is to bullshit.)

Damn right that's cheap. If you so much as stick that thing under the sun it's going to melt. Also, the close up of his chest shows how dark his hair is. You can't hide that kind of five-o-clock shadow on your chest with waxing, my dude.

I thought the mask, at first, was one of those glittery ones you find in a dollar store. If it's that coated in lint, and he has no pets, there's no excuse. The sequins look tasteless in a video that's about mocking LOL FREEDUMB and how some are skeptical of the vaccines. Dress like a 'hot nurse', IDGAF, just make it related to your subject.

The eyeshadow looks like he was trying to copy The Makeup Chair, the channel of a pretty Irish woman who teaches you how to make a nice glitter matte with a limited palette. The rose gold isn't bad but it just clashes with the stupid plastic whatever he's got on his eyes and the sequins.

Safe and effective, you better get it or else you're losing that medical loicense, mate!

Honestly it's going to be interesting to see how he spins it, given that historically, those who were mandated to get the smallpox vaccination were dirt poor factory workers. It wasn't done for their health mind you, it was done to maximize profits. It was done to punish the poors, same as today.

I wonder what kind of personal opinion newsletters he's going to reference?

Anyways, here he is telling his loyal followers that he was never a man, he's always been an adult human female, and how dare Scotland protect women in the law.

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You are not a 'biological woman', you fuck. You're a man. And you still don't have tits.

yeah, I grew my breasts myself too Olly. Except I didn't need to take medication to make that happen because I am an actual biological woman.
 
Regarding the “Is Olly Chad” debate, it’s worth remembering that Contra also described “JoAnne” (Theryn) as “just, angelically beautiful.” Which….

So, from that baseline it’s easy to see that Contra could turn Oliver into a gigachad. 0CEBEAB0-7225-4F40-959B-CE6A080DF8FF.jpeg
 
Regarding the “Is Olly Chad” debate, it’s worth remembering that Contra also described “JoAnne” (Theryn) as “just, angelically beautiful.” Which….

So, from that baseline it’s easy to see that Contra could turn Oliver into a gigachad. View attachment 3005894
Dunno, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt given that being infatuated with someone makes you see them as more attractive than they are.

Also, I'm starting to wonder if the surgery he got was even FFS at all. At most it was something done to his chin, which I guess is understandable.
 
Looks like he had a blepharoplasty aka removed excess skin in the eye area.

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I don't think so. He didn't have any excess skin to spare. His eyes look masculine because they're too hollow, because the crease extends too clearly and deeply into a male-looking socket; to feminize them he'd want to shave down the brow or graft some fat into the eyelid to mask the hollowness.

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Is it just me or do his eyes look different? Like compared to before they look more round:
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Hard to tell if there's a substantial difference from this still. He could just be opening his eyes real wide, à la

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Plus the darkness under his lower lashline and the lack of wing extension on his upper eyeliner make his eyes look rounder than they actually are.
 
Looks like he had a blepharoplasty aka removed excess skin in the eye area.

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Nah, I don't think so. Blepharoplasty would round out his eyes, but he's still got the same slight hood on them as before. It's probably just that Ollie's got his eyes open super wide and he's raised his eyebrows (a bit like he's surprised), which he occasionally does when he's taking a fully face on photo (God knows why).
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(Note he's wearing longer lashes in the second pic which is covering up some of the lid space.)
Edit: Hah, beaten to it - bravo @fax machine
Here's a 50% opacity overlay
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You'd think seeing the damage done to Contra's jaw would, if anything, warn him away from cosmetic surgery, but bless his heart — Olly has never been known for his prudence or taste.

Bad procedures are 100% worse in person and in motion. Lots of things that pass for natural in a still dip into the uncanny valley when they interact strangely with the rest of the face. Taut skin, frozen brows, stiffly plump cheekbones, nerves numbed by bone shaving, implants revealing their contours with expression... it all gets eerie fast. I'm not philosophically opposed to cosmetic procedures, and I think careful, subtle work can make a face more beautiful, but it's a mistake to maximize photogenicity at the expense of dynamic charm. We live the most important parts of our lives in motion. The ability to carry and express yourself well adds so much to personal appeal. It's a shame whenever someone compromises that.

Ofc Olly wasn't charming in motion to begin with, so maybe the risk of a fuckup shouldn't weigh heavily on him.
 
@AssignedEva for some reason I can't quote/reply to you (why is that, btw? Anyone know?) but that is pretty damn convincing. I was certain that Ollie wasn't Chad, but between this post and that tweet that @esmeggs reminded us of, I'm halfway to being convinced that Ollie is, indeed, Chad.

Of course I'll have to see where everyone else lands on this before saying for sure, per Freesia's devastating truth bomb about me not being able to hold an opinion not approved by my peers. (And I know, like the rest of y'all....when I think "peers" of course my mind immediately goes to the crowd in the PT thread down at KiwiFarms.)

Personally, Idk if we'll ever find out for sure, but I hope he's not Chad.
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
ETA- Next video is "Vaccines and Freedom"
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Welp you did call it. Congrats! Lord, he's an asshole.


Ugh, STFU Olly. I know Eric goes by "Sophie" now and his TRA makeover was super disappointing, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for ol' Curio. And I KNOW that there is no way in hell that he isn't rolling a thousand eyes at Olly's narc-y self-insertion here.

Speaking of eyes- personally I dont see a difference in the shape of his. More importantly, in the side to side Twitter pics of Olly's eyes holding the Patreon names from Jan. and Feb., I couldnt see any change there, either.

Is anyone here on his Patreon so we can find out "what's going on" with this super special and life-changing video the likes of which have never even been attempted nor seen on YouTube ever before?

I get that rose gold went out in 2017 but- dare I say it- I think Olly's makeup look is actually kind of pretty here. Disgusting lint-covered mask notwithstanding.
 
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The black and white face mask is annoying me.
Is he using it to signal that he loves the toon, despite not giving af, or is he so indifferent about the toon that it makes no odds to him that it’s black and white striped?

Both are shit and perturbing.
 
How obnoxious is it (just as @esmeggs predicted) for him to make a video that’s ostensibly about masks and mandates and other health care issues, but in truth be tee hee heeing and teasing about his recent vanity plastic surgery? Let us not debate Covid here but whatever your beliefs the whole thing has been pretty disruptive, devastating, and deadly for many. What kind of an asshole makes a philosophical essay about it that’s basically just a backdrop for his grand face reveal. Douche.

I will also just add quickly that it’s pretty rich for a guy who was ~literally~ screaming in his Wonder Woman costume that he wants “control over my own goddamn life (and body)” to make a video supporting compulsory vaccines.
 
The face mask is so predictable and fits him perfectly, it's the ultimate virtue signal symbol and of course he has to go just that step further by appropriating Newcastle's colours. Any other person would be called out for just trying way too hard but to Olly, it comes naturally. I don't think he nor anyone else in that 'behind the scenes' crap wore masks did they? I might be wrong though, I couldn't stomach more than about 10 minutes of it.
How obnoxious is it (just as @esmeggs predicted) for him to make a video that’s ostensibly about masks and mandates and other health care issues, but in truth be tee hee heeing and teasing about his recent vanity plastic surgery? Let us not debate Covid here but whatever your beliefs the whole thing has been pretty disruptive, devastating, and deadly for many. What kind of an asshole makes a philosophical essay about it that’s basically just a backdrop for his grand face reveal. Douche.

I will also just add quickly that it’s pretty rich for a guy who was ~literally~ screaming in his Wonder Woman costume that he wants “control over my own goddamn life (and body)” to make a video supporting compulsory vaccines.
I agree completely and I'm actually kind of angry nobody in his community will call him on this. Millions of people haven't seen family members abroad for close to two years, precisely because of the mandates and restrictions he is undoubtedly going to advocate for. Meanwhile he flies to the US and back for non-health related and cosmetic only reasons.
 
I think the eyes do look more round - brows seem lifted but its so hard to tell without seeing the full face. Also just realised that his lint covered mask is in Newcastle colours lol - maybe he couldnt bare to part with it. Hair is back to looking shit
The face mask is so predictable and fits him perfectly, it's the ultimate virtue signal symbol and of course he has to go just that step further by appropriating Newcastle's colours. Any other person would be called out for just trying way too hard but to Olly, it comes naturally. I don't think he nor anyone else in that 'behind the scenes' crap wore masks did they? I might be wrong though, I couldn't stomach more than about 10 minutes of it.
Wait what's the significance of the Newcastle colors?
 
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