Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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This still really feels like a reach, especially the bit about your name/kiwi.


I could see it more as him poking fun at jack in a friendly way as opposed to him being a legitimate troll as some on here would have you believe.

By no means am I saying any of you aren't right, and I understand why people disagree. I think Rob is funny whether he's trolling or not, and for me that's enough, I just can't cross that line into the idea of him deliberately making nods to here.
There's enough people out there who enjoy poking fun at Jack and know of this thread, it's not really a stretch that Rob is one of them. It would be an incredible coincidence that he references specific people in the thread with a figurative wink and nudge without it being deliberate. Maybe he's not some malicious mega-minded troll wunderkind but he's definitely seen enough, here or elsewhere, to be clued in.
 
There's enough people out there who enjoy poking fun at Jack and know of this thread, it's not really a stretch that Rob is one of them. It would be an incredible coincidence that he references specific people in the thread with a figurative wink and nudge without it being deliberate. Maybe he's not some malicious mega-minded troll wunderkind but he's definitely seen enough, here or elsewhere, to be clued in.
I think this post kinda shows two issues I personally have with this site.

Firstly that everyone (or a large proportion of people) associated in any way with a lolcow is aware of this site. If I google Jack, it takes three pages for me to find any mention of Kiwifarms. As we all know, anything that isn't on the first page of google may as well not exist, especially to a boomer like Rob. I may be wrong, but my assumption has always been that most of us know of Jack through /ck/ or the like, and it would make more sense that we would migrate here. Assuming that Rob is your average boomer, it would be a bit odd for him to be aware, unless he checked it out after Jack mentioned the site in a livestream (one possible route).

Secondly this conclusion without sufficient evidence. With what I've seen there's nowhere near enough evidence for him to be declared a troll, so why are people doing so? Based on what I've seen he really does just come across as a cheeky guy who likes to poke Jack a little where possible. His behaviour generally comes across as a fan, too.

Rob is funny, but sometimes it is better to apply Occam's razor.
 
i didn't think rob lurked here until i saw that pig cups video where he name dropped a handful of posters on here (like @Pig Cups) and made some PCLM references. don't think he posts here, but he's certainly aware of this thread

jack is probably just very amusing to rob, like he is to all of us here. some of rob's comments on jack's FB are very clearly trolling but the trolling is so subtle that there's no way jack would understand what he's trying to hint at. there's a couple other posters in the FB group who have adopted rob's subtle trolling style as well
 
But yeah, he’s clearly trolling. Off the top of my head, he made a video where the title is my fucking screen name. He also name drops @rubytintedchix and @Aaway in the same video. Look in my profile posts and you’ll find a Facebook posting of his that I saved because he name drops me again.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.
Even his comments are also alludes to the fact he is aware of all the “Jackisms” like the one when mushbrain threw a big tantrum because he couldn’t get his favourite girly MACKBOOK colour:
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It is Rob, it is.

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Jack may have made this in a frying pan, but Tammy is going to get the Dutch Oven tonight!

Seriously feel bad for the Scalfani septic system. Between the sugar alcohol and the amount of chilis he makes, it could probably be declared a nuclear waste dump.
 
Look at all the grease this idiot keeps in his skillet. A smart person would pat down or drain the mince partially, but not Jack. Jack is the type of glutton who hates the concept of a single molecule of fat being left behind. Also them onions are too damn big for his stupid fake attempt to eat "healthy" with however this fake lasagna's going to go.
 
I mentioned this way back but Tammy won't divorce him because there's a really high chance she'd up having to pay alimony. Jack has little to no income and it's been that way for twenty years. He's had two strokes and is too old for a viable job...so she'd be stuck paying for him until he remarried...and I just don't see that happening.

Tammy's waiting on stroke three; either it kills him or makes him a vegetable. You know she'd pull that plug.
Only while the case is pending and perhaps for a period afterwards. Almost certainly not forever in Tennessee. If he can produce videos on a regular basis, even if they're shitty, he's not disabled. If he can even sit in a chair for eight hours Monday to Friday he's good. I suppose he could go for being permanently a retard because of his strokes, which he'd have to do because just one gimp limb usually doesn't qualify you.

In the long run it would probably be cheaper than buying this fat asshole a new OEM Chinese smoker every week along with super sized everything for every meal.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.
The concept of trolling has been bastardized to the point people don't recognize classic style good-natured trolling any more. Trolling isn't just yelling nigger and flinging your feces around.
 
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The concept of trolling has been bastardized to the point people don't recognize classic style good-natured trolling any more. Trolling isn't just yelling nigger and flinging your feces around.
You ever notice how the term "Flaming" or "Flamewar" just died out and got lumped into Trolling?

Perhaps that's why subtle trolling is a lost art.
 
Meanwhile, over in the BoomerBook Group…

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(Yes, that’s a link to an August video)

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It's always really annoying when mildly popular YouTubers make videos on cows, because then you get ten thousand spergs trying to interact directly instead of observing from afar. These tards in his Facebook group are going to ruin everything because they just have to make sure everyone knows they're totally epic trolls there for the lulz.
 
Also, new Jack video:


In case you wanted to see what Jack’s septic tank looked like.
More bizarre editing like most of Jack's recent videos. The ground beef sequence plays as if Jack only realized halfway through how unnecessary it is, but forgot to actually remove the footage before cutting to the next scene.

Fatty mixes a big bowl of spices together without really telling us what's in it and just dumps a bunch on top of everything else. His commentary throughout the video boils down to "put whatever you want in this, I don't give a fuck lol"

It's such a dumb idea to put fresh herbs in a smoker since that just kills the flavor and freshness of cilantro.

The last third of the video has nothing to do with the "recipe" and is just Jack showing off his shitty Super Bowl spread, then an abrupt ending.


I don't get it. Jack has almost a supernatural ability to fuck recipes up, even when they're spoonfed to him via TikTok and mommy blogs. This chick's recipe looks like normal queso dip, and Jack's looks like a tub of cheesy diarrhea.
 
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