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Maybe I'm really stupid but I just don't see what everyone else sees in Rob's posts. I think he has a cheeky sense of humour but I don't think he's trolling Jack.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Third from the left sits a young Jack Scalfani.
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I mentioned this way back but Tammy won't divorce him because there's a really high chance she'd up having to pay alimony. Jack has little to no income and it's been that way for twenty years. He's had two strokes and is too old for a viable job...so she'd be stuck paying for him until he remarried...and I just don't see that happening.
Tammy's waiting on stroke three; either it kills him or makes him a vegetable. You know she'd pull that plug.
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More proof that Tammy hates Jack.
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He fuckin' tagged her in it. In the same room. Fuckin' pathetic.
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Now that Jack is over a year into his diet, I thought it would be appropriate to compile a video of his progress: Enjoy!
This is amazing. Bravo. I can feel the weight melting with every oversized, disgusting bite.
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That Wendy's video showcases just how low glutton Jack has sunk, absolutely. A fat, sad, and pathetic man in the passenger seat of his mommy wife's car mashing a burger into his fat face and making a mess on himself. However, asshole Jack is best shown in this KFC video (I think it's this one, he has several). I get so infuriated how he treats random people. You aren't going to heaven, Jack.
Really all the strokes and health problems couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Some may wish death on Jack for his shit personality, but honestly death would be a release for him. As he is now he is a sad shell of a man with only half his body really working; living each day angry on facebook and uploading months old videos to his failed Youtube channel. The only moments giving him some form of pleasure being when he crams more slop into his face that he knows is slowly killing him. Undoubtedly in pain from a myriad of health issues and uncontrolled diabetes. He knows his once loving wife now regrets her decisions being with him whether it's spoken or not, and yet he is completely dependant on her. How emasculating must that be? Knowing just how fucked you would be if your wife turned home health nurse finally got tired of you being a stone around her neck and left. Jack's life is suffering, and he deserves every bit of it.
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Do we know where this is? “Waiting area” makes me think it’s some kind of doctor’s office.
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Man can that bitmoji make him look any more like a toddler with his little cap and balloon? God damn man up you fucking retard.
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going off this picture and his high school senior portrait, jack was actually somewhat decent looking when he had hair. at the very least, he looked like a normal human being, unlike the bowling ball shaped piece of lard he is today
incoming "everyone needs a tammy in their life" FB post
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What a saga that would be. I could see him being kept in the isolation/medical unit for his own safety due to his mobility issues. He can’t use a walker or a cane due to where the paralysis falls, so he’d likely be placed in isolation due to constant harassment from GenPop. Any inmate in one of those shitholes who sees Mushbrain either lumbering around (like he did in Rob’s video), or trying to push a wheelchair with one hand (resulting in him going around in a circle), is absolutely going to engage in the good ol’ pastime of Kick The Autist. There’s just something about easy targets like Jack, Boogie, DSP, and band frontmen with Down Syndrome that almost invites you attack them. And Jack will doubtlessly attract such treatment with his big mouth and childish mindset. Whether it’s reaching over and pinching arm fat, or laying down beatings with sock-wrapped padlocks (because he can’t defend himself at all), Jack won’t be left alone in there. And god help him if he ever cries in front of anyone like in WTIC…
Tammy would find her visits and phone calls with the fat man to be loaded with even more whining and bitching than when he was not incarcerated. And because she’s a codependent slob, she won’t enjoy the quiet or take advantage of the opportunity to turn the page on their marriage. She’ll continue to take it and deal with his bullshit because that’s all she’s good for.
Maybe we’d be blessed enough to get a final Jack On The Go. Shot from the perspective of a prison security camera, Jack attempts to make funny by “reviewing” his nutraloaf. The other inmates take it the wrong way and proceed to beat, trample, gouge, and shiv his ass until the guards break it up, lock down the facility, and remove the body. The footage is then mysteriously leaked onto YouTube, much like the footage of Joseph Druce killing pedophile rapist priest John Geoghan, found here.
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Brought to you by Profile by Sandford.You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:
Wouldn't you if you were married to that? The fact she's not sitting next to him speaks volumes. The question is what did he do to piss her off this time?
It's been a year since he's been on this "diet" and he hasn't lost any weight. Supposedly he was going to be 100 pounds lighter at this point. Funny how that didn't happen when he's doing Fat on the Go all the time.
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Does anyone really wish for that?
Jack is one of the most unpleasant cows despite not being a sexual predator or pedophile like some; just because his personality is so awful.
But I want Jack to live forever and continue producing 2006-era Youtube videos.
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HHH posted something similar awhile back questioning whether Rob was engaging in bonafide trolling, or non-trolling boomer interplay:
But yeah, he’s clearly trolling. Off the top of my head, he made a video where the title is my fucking screen name. He also name drops @rubytintedchix and @Aaway in the same video. Look in my profile posts and you’ll find a Facebook posting of his that I saved because he name drops me again.
I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.
“I have got to make a change, or it’s gonna catch up to me.”
LMFAO. Nigger, you’ve already had anywhere from 2-4 strokes. Your dominant/right arm is dead. Your right side in general is fucked, as we can tell from your gait and drooping mouth. You’ve had 2x Achilles’ tendon blowouts. You have diabetes. Your cognitive functioning is visibly declining (not that you were intelligent to begin with, but the continued deterioration is tough to overlook). Your gut is a total wasteland. You are a mess.
I’d say that “it” has abso-fucking-lutely caught up with you already, Jack. But he will only consider this to be the case when he’s in the grave.
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How about the Valentine's gift of a shirt using copywritten assets she has to buy in order to even get?
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Its not flat out trolling in the regular way i think. Its "poking" him in the right spots in a cheeky way...wich Jack is simply too retarded to get anyways.
Edit: I guess that IS trolling in a way....but its veeeery subtle.
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This still really feels like a reach, especially the bit about your name/kiwi.
I could see it more as him poking fun at jack in a friendly way as opposed to him being a legitimate troll as some on here would have you believe.
By no means am I saying any of you aren't right, and I understand why people disagree. I think Rob is funny whether he's trolling or not, and for me that's enough, I just can't cross that line into the idea of him deliberately making nods to here.