Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[anliteralidiot]

Do people actually know me? Like, I don't know this person and they name dropped me. I'm honestly curious what the non-KiwiFarm version of Lily's reputation is.

I know I learned about her from you, and learned the better discussion place for her was here after that.

The whole writing tips shit she did gave a small look at what normal people think of her: she's stupid, or at the very least very shallow and vapid.

 

[Son Goku Baku]

Do people actually know me? Like, I don't know this person and they name dropped me. I'm honestly curious what the non-KiwiFarm version of Lily's reputation is.

People generally don't trust her as a critic or in general. I know a lot of people on twitter dunked on her, but you can see plenty of other videos mocking her points, mocking her other videos or just responding to her points. Just search Lily Orchard response on Youtube and you will find a lot of examples

It has been said before that Liliana's actually lucky that she isn't a bigger figure because the negative attention around her would be even bigger. She already is small fry compared with so many others but has three gossip blogs talking about her inconsistencies, failures and hypocresies becaus she's that bad.

 

[Ben Laden]

Do people actually know me? Like, I don't know this person and they name dropped me. I'm honestly curious what the non-KiwiFarm version of Lily's reputation is.

It can’t be great. Most of the cartoon reviewer community doesn’t really hold her or her opinions in particularly high regard and more or less ignore her altogether. And Lily kinda likes it that way—makes it easier to sell herself as a badass maverick when no one in the cartoon community wants her around or appreciates her commentary. “They hated her because she was right,” sorta deal. Only people I’d really consider part of that community who Lily associates with are KP and Sketchy. People who are both so irrelevant that hanging out with Lily is actually moving a step up in the world.

Sad

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Most of the cartoon reviewer community doesn’t really hold her or her opinions in particularly high regard and more or less ignore her altogether. And Lily kinda likes it that way—makes it easier to sell herself as a badass maverick when no one in the cartoon community wants her around or appreciates her commentary. “They hated her because she was right,” sorta deal.

In Lilyspeak I think they call it "cutting through the bullshit", you know cause she ain't your grandma's failing internet critic.

If I had to guess, I'd say her fanbase is mostly comprised of teenagers who are sick of reddit neckbeards making weekly theory videos about how Rick and Morty and Gravity Falls share the same universe. (can't say I blame them) So they flock to this tumblr has-been who has open disdain for almost everyone else in that community, this gives Lily the air that she's one of the rare genuine people who sees things for what they are.

It's like the opposite of people that got sick of the Nostalgia Critic constantly yelling and decided to watch Scott the Woz or Brutalmoose instead.

 

[starborn427614]

In Lilyspeak I think they call it "cutting through the bullshit", you know cause she ain't your grandma's failing internet critic.
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If I had to guess, I'd say her fanbase is mostly comprised of teenagers who are sick of reddit neckbeards making weekly theory videos about how Rick and Morty and Gravity Falls share the same universe. (can't say I blame them) So they flock to this tumblr has-been who has open disdain for almost everyone else in that community, this gives Lily the air that she's one of the rare genuine people who sees things for what they are.

It's like the opposite of people that got sick of the Nostalgia Critic constantly yelling and decided to watch Scott the Woz or Brutalmoose instead.

Doug can put out decent, non-caustic content from time to time at least. His Top 11's, Disneycember and Old vs New are way more high quality than anything Lily's ever put out.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Doug can put out decent, non-caustic content from time to time at least. His Top 11's, Disneycember and Old vs New are way more high quality than anything Lily's ever put out.

He doesn’t even really do the angry yelling shtick anymore.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

They had a face-cam stream today.

ETA: The lie continues

 

[starborn427614]

He doesn’t even really do the angry yelling shtick anymore.

I don't blame him considering he's not getting any younger.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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They had a face-cam stream today. I don’t know if anyone caught it but if so…get ready for them to be slobbering all over each other.
The thought of clipping all that…
The horror…
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The horror.

Those have to be self-sent anon asks.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Those have to be self-sent anon asks.

God I hope so.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Those have to be self-sent anon asks.

God I hope so.

She does that near all the time.
It's so easy to see who's the anon and who's Lily or Mikaila in those asks.

You're 30 years old. Stop acting like a brainless brat.
I'm not gonna be surprised if next time there's: "OwO you're so cuteee <3"

 

[Devil-Man]

They had a face-cam stream today. I don’t know if anyone caught it but if so…get ready for them to be slobbering all over each other.
The thought of clipping all that…
The horror…

The horror.

Well, I managed to record most of it. I missed the last few minutes of it, but that may be a blessing in disguise.
They play Yoshi's Island and then Quiplash.

658.49 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

 

[Andthensomeguy]

The Cuphead show is getting it in the neck because of this. Shame too, since it looks decent.

Odd, because I heard the Cuphead show did pretty decent. It wasn't the massive, genre shaking success that its game was, but it did alright.

I mean, I watched it and was reasonably entertained.

Funnily enough, I'm willing to bet it's the kind of show Lily, according to her preferences, would like as well. It's wacky, zany, early Warner Bros. inspired fun with very little continuity between episodes (there's a small subplot about The Devil wanting Cupheads soul, but it's hardly the focus of the show). In fact, I bet she would like it, but depending on how the social "climate" around the show develops (some nuts are claiming the shows racist because the 1930's-1960's could be racist sometimes, guilt by association and all that) she might feel compelled to vocally dislike the show in order to keep the audience she garnered. Most likely though, I'm willing to bet her views on it would be the same as her views on Hazbin Hotel/ Helluvaboss, which is that whether she likes it or not depends on how she's feeling that day.

As I type this out, I realize how much a slave Lily is to her fickle audience, despite her hatred of them. Hell, maybe that's why she hates them, she knows they'll drop him the moment she's not the "most up to date version of PC", so to speak, she's done. Or maybe I'm overthinking things and I'm just dumb, who knows?

Anyways, Cuphead, solid show. Definitely a kids show for children ages 5-11, but it's a good kids show for that age group, fully recommend if you have a child or were just a huge fan of Cuphead, just temper your expectations. You're not going to get an epic continuation of the games, but you will get a decent Acme era inspired cartoon.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Those have to be self-sent anon asks.

They have to be, her fans are so scared to step out of line that they'd never be able to clue in when she's in the mood for these kinds of asks.
How many times has she received similar or completely innocuous asks and thrown a fit? People can't even leave her patreon without a hassle.

Anyways, Cuphead, solid show. Definitely a kids show for children ages 5-11, but it's a good kids show for that age group, fully recommend if you have a child or were just a huge fan of Cuphead, just temper your expectations. You're not going to get an epic continuation of the games, but you will get a decent Acme era inspired cartoon.

The Cuphead show is dece, if you ask me it would be better off as a series of shorts like the Mickey Mouse show from a few years ago. With shorter more condensed stories they could probably get a lot more wild with the animation.
I also feel like it's not going to hold adult's attention because it is a gag a minute Saturday morning cartoon, but its fanbase consists mostly of people who like difficult video games. Hard balance to strike. I like some of the characters but would've liked to see more from the game, the ones we did see were pretty good, so they're probably just holding out until the next season.

Despite it kind of being what Lily wants she's never going to watch it.

Chalice is the best character even though she only has one episode and it's the season cliffhanger. Don't care, I love me some Grey De Lisle.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Don't care, I love me some Grey De Lisle.

Don't push me, boy. You gonna start a war about how she's pretty good in voicing dominant characters in western media.
Ms. Sparkles gonna be so angry someday...
But yeah, Cuphead seems good. It's rare seeing Netflix resurging in that part with Arcane & Castlevania having Nu She-Ra and Hazbin Hotel.

 

[anliteralidiot]

inb4 Lily gets a mysterious ask about Cuphead, and she says it's a ripoff of Timeless River from KH2

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Well, I managed to record most of it. I missed the last few minutes of it, but that may be a blessing in disguise.
They play Yoshi's Island and then Quiplash.

658.49 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

Fun stream

This just about sums up the whole thing.

Here's some quiplash highlights

They didn't black this one out actually.
Right after this moment Lily kisses Mik multiple times for like 20 seconds straight. I wish I was deaf.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Well, I managed to record most of it. I missed the last few minutes of it, but that may be a blessing in disguise.
They play Yoshi's Island and then Quiplash.

658.49 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

Fun stream
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This just about sums up the whole thing.

Here's some quiplash highlights
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They didn't black this one out actually.
Right after this moment Lily kisses Mik multiple times for like 20 seconds straight. I wish I was deaf.

Thank you, Devil

Shifty you absolute ninja!

cookies to those who get this reference

Clips Ahoy.
It's such a boring stream but for those who are morbidly curious:
Those Bingo wings and that NECK She's turning into her mother

Mikay by contrast looks like she's melting. What is with them both and having crooked smiles?

Lily decides to get her nipples out NSFL obviously

Making out

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Most likely though, I'm willing to bet her views on it would be the same as her views on Hazbin Hotel/ Helluvaboss, which is that whether she likes it or not depends on how she's feeling that day.

It's much simpler than that.

Hazbin Hotel features a lesbian couple. Helluva Boss does not.

Similarly, she wouldn't be interested in Cuphead because, despite it being a light cartoony retro romp, Cuphead and Mugman are not lesbians. It's also a sendup to a time when humor was predominantly focused on visual gags rather than jokes and writing. Remember, her gold standard is Family Guy and she has said repeatedly that the actual animation work in a cartoon is completely ancillary.

Since it's been brought up, though, it is kind of funny that she laid out her preferences for cartoons and insists that they should all be episodic and silly yet refuses to watch Helluva Boss. Hazbin Hotel sets up an obvious serialized through-line and major cosmic conflict while Helluva Boss is largely silly and episodic and its through-line is an emotional arc between Blitzo and Stolas. Their arc is even the kind she keeps crowing about; two broken characters whose love is genuine and threatens to heal them as people if they could only allow it.

But they're men. Hazbin Hotel has women.

Her structural preferences were never about what she likes; it was always about tearing down what she doesn't like by pretending there was more of a reason than her not being able to get off on it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m not watching that nipples thing, but Lily is really pushing to get kicked off YouTube lately….