Ralph's Health & Mental Health - Ethan Ralph is allegedly in a coma according to some career a-log.

Is Ethan Ralph dead?

  • Yes! He's with Warski Jr. now.

    Votes: 46 13.9%
  • No, he's on life support.

    Votes: 50 15.1%
  • No, fake and gay.

    Votes: 236 71.1%

  • Total voters
    332
  • Poll closed .
Ralph's drinking will fuck up his dieting efforts in several different ways.

The obvious one is calories alone. Each shot of hard liquor (Maker's Mark included) is roughly 100 calories, which is equivalent to one slice of bread or one apple. Because alcohol is nutritionally empty and a liquid, it also does nothing for satiety, meaning you'll still be hungry regardless of how many calories you take in from alcohol.

The other problem, and the reason why all dieting advice comes with a suggestion to limit alcohol as much as possible, is that as soon as your body detects alcohol in its system, it prioritizes the alcohol as its main energy source over carbs. That means that carbs you take in that your body would normally focus on as fuel are immediately shoved aside to be made into fat instead.

Not only does alcohol make it easier for your body to add fat, it also makes it harder for your body to burn it. If your body is in a calorie deficit and you drink alcohol, instead of turning to your fat stores, your body turns to the alcohol first. Which means it takes longer to burn fat off.

That doesn't mean you need to get rid of alcohol completely. Lots of people are able to have an occasional beer or glass of wine and still lose weight. The kind of alcohol Ethan drinks, and the quantity he drinks them in, are going to far exceed that range and will slow his progress considerably.

Literally all Ralph has to do to hit his goal is to stop drinking, and that's the one thing he's going to struggle with the most.
 
Ralph's drinking will fuck up his dieting efforts in several different ways.

The obvious one is calories alone. Each shot of hard liquor (Maker's Mark included) is roughly 100 calories, which is equivalent to one slice of bread or one apple. Because alcohol is nutritionally empty and a liquid, it also does nothing for satiety, meaning you'll still be hungry regardless of how many calories you take in from alcohol.

The other problem, and the reason why all dieting advice comes with a suggestion to limit alcohol as much as possible, is that as soon as your body detects alcohol in its system, it prioritizes the alcohol as its main energy source over carbs. That means that carbs you take in that your body would normally focus on as fuel are immediately shoved aside to be made into fat instead.

Not only does alcohol make it easier for your body to add fat, it also makes it harder for your body to burn it. If your body is in a calorie deficit and you drink alcohol, instead of turning to your fat stores, your body turns to the alcohol first. Which means it takes longer to burn fat off.

That doesn't mean you need to get rid of alcohol completely. Lots of people are able to have an occasional beer or glass of wine and still lose weight. The kind of alcohol Ethan drinks, and the quantity he drinks them in, are going to far exceed that range and will slow his progress considerably.

Literally all Ralph has to do to hit his goal is to stop drinking, and that's the one thing he's going to struggle with the most.
It also fucks with your ability to absorb nutrients so you can wind up both massively obese and severely malnourished at the same time.
 
You can highlight a few more even. He is leaning into the cigars and weed, he bought the new 57k wiggermobile, man purse, fedora, wtc., he has sleep apnea, and the second half of the Metokur fight showed hes a sad bastard on the inside.

It also fucks with your ability to absorb nutrients so you can wind up both massively obese and severely malnourished at the same time.
This right here. If you're constantly stuffing your face with shitty food and the booze is preventing even being able to get what little nutrients there are in to your blood stream, you age rapidly. This is why he's almost fully grey at 36.
 
So he took a shit.
Glad someone said it.
You know that old story about when John Wayne died the autopsy found 20 pounds of meat clogging up his bowels?
Ralph has a well documented love of overpriced dry plain beef. His weight loss is down to him passing a great big mass of 6 months worth of semi-digested steak without somehow having a coronary or stroke in the process. Good job Ralph!
 
I can see Ralph rewarding himself with food and booze when he hits certain weight just like Boogie and puts on triple what he lost. We’re also only going by a habitual liars statements so not a good accurate judge of how much weight he has lost.
 
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ralph says he’s lost 11 pounds in the past few weeks which is about 4% of his weight. 225 should be no problem to reach in a short time for someone his size, the weight practically falls off with only a little effort. i’ve lost 18% in that same timeframe before no problem.

my guess is ralph will be 300 by july and either lie about his weigh in or cope astronomically

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If he's 264 and he's down 11, then "this" must be referring to his weight loss since the weight loss competition? If so, then it's kind of funny that according to the final results of that competition he was down almost 18 pounds from 275. So since early January he has actually gained 7 pounds even though he presumably walked around a lot in Lisbon and spent a week in the hospital. I also love that he does the typical fat cope where he pretends that being below his max recorded weight is a win.
 
Considering his diet is shit, he doesnt exercise, his liver is pickled, he's very obese, he gets angry all the time for the smallest slights. he probably doesnt go to the doctor for a regular checkup, his teeth and overall oral health is likely horrible.
i say he dies in his 50's at the latest. if someone doesnt kill him first.
 
Artie also by his own admission shits the bed from time to time. Hi Ralph.
Artie’s nose also fell off and he is the object of pity to Stern to the extent Stern will not publicly speak about him for fear that one wrong word will have Artie slitting his neck again.

Unlike Ralph Artie actually made a fuck load of money and is generally liked by his peers even if they worry about him a lot. Ralph is poor, hated and people wish he would drop dead.
 
Poor Gator tried to get Ralph to straighten up and fly right but he wouldn't listen:
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Glad someone said it.
You know that old story about when John Wayne died the autopsy found 20 pounds of meat clogging up his bowels?
Ralph has a well documented love of overpriced dry plain beef. His weight loss is down to him passing a great big mass of 6 months worth of semi-digested steak without somehow having a coronary or stroke in the process. Good job Ralph!
Ralph also seems unaware of water weight. I recall during the first punt the gunt he'd just weigh himself at random times during the day and also made a big deal about losing a pound or less within 24 hours.
 
There, discuss herpes and your other STIs here and stop derailing the fucking thread.
Also fix the images, none of them show up. No one's gonna click on it.

By the way, the images cannot be attached BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BIG, like I said, you fucking retard. You really expect people should just be able to attach gigapixel sized digital garbage and crash people's browsers?
Before you share your high resolution nudes, learn how to downsize them.

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Since this OP is a nagging queer and one of the most reported on the subforum. I'll respond to this spergertory collectively:
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Reason of deletion: derailing the thread with his STIs.
Now fuck off.
 
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