Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

TheGoutburglar said:
He clearly feels no need to do it if he feels like he's alone. It's also how we know that much of what he does when he realizes he's being watched is involuntary, because he doesn't rock about or do the droopy mouth as a form of entertainment.
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Yeah except we have a clip of him rocking back and forth doing a T-pose in one of his early Loot Crate unboxing videos. It was a reflection from the window in his kitchen and not on him. So he does rock back and forth which probably means he's got a touch of the 'tism going on.

Sup3r said:
The thing to remember about Phil is that offline, he's an absolute coward. He'd never behave like he does if he had to do it face to face. He's only like this because there are no immediate consequences for his actions. It's also why he gives no shits about how he appears on his webcam.

He's spent so long without someone to slap him for being a child that it's become second nature to him.
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He's a yappy little dog that barks really loud and ferociously but the moment you make any kind of movement towards him he runs away and hides. There's stories of him being really chickenshit when confronted during his tournament days. Phil likes to talk a good game but he pusses out really quickly.

Cistern Rumbler said:
Maybe Phil easily did 25 pushups because he stops when his tits droop down and touch the ground? Effectively he just did 25 half reps.
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He couldn't even do that. With those arms 25 push ups on his knees would have been too much.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Yeah except we have a clip of him rocking back and forth doing a T-pose in one of his early Loot Crate unboxing videos. It was a reflection from the window in his kitchen and not on him. So he does rock back and forth which probably means he's got a touch of the 'tism going on.
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Sorry, I meant "observed", as in he knows people can see or hear him. I was already aware that simply talking to people has him rocking about, from both that video and a number of times he has been visible during pre-streams. But take away the awareness, and Phil sits perfectly still. We've seen it that one time, and in The Incident. He had no idea that he was live in either case, and did no rocking, swaying, or posing. It isn't autism, it's social anxiety. He has even confirmed it somewhat by telling everybody that people used to call him "Sway" at work, and that Katherine has noticed him doing it and claimed to not notice it himself.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Sorry, I meant "observed", as in he knows people can see or hear him. I was already aware that simply talking to people has him rocking about, from both that video and a number of times he has been visible during pre-streams. But take away the awareness, and Phil sits perfectly still. We've seen it that one time, and in The Incident. He had no idea that he was live in either case, and did no rocking, swaying, or posing. It isn't autism, it's social anxiety. He has even confirmed it somewhat by telling everybody that people used to call him "Sway" at work, and that Katherine has noticed him doing it and claimed to not notice it himself.
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If he claims to not notice it then he'd be doing it all the time. And he does on occasion when his mind is seemingly on other things. So he conscious of it and he seems to work to not to do it when on camera. But when his mind is elsewhere or he thinks he's not being seen he probably does move about more than a normal person.

And I don't think it's autism as not all autists do it. I think it's just a "Phil" thing or it's something he's always done when alone.
 
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Corpun said:
Holy shit he says the plastic viking hat is hefty because the plastic is thick.

What. The. Fuck.
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Still to this day I remember when he had a rant about taking the groceries out of his car, remember the milk incident and Kat didn't take in the shit so Phil had to do it. Anyway I recall him saying how heavy the milk carton was.

He basically has no muscle mass which impresses me he does so little lifting of anything his body has degraded. People who were in lockdown stuck indoors for months look better than him. How little lifting can someone do to get like Phil? He's like a coma patient while doing more than them. Wtf lol.
 
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FaXmachine said:
Still to this day I remember when he had a rant about taking the groceries out of his car, remember the milk incident and Kat didn't take in the shit so Phil had to do it. Anyway I recall him saying how heavy the milk carton was.

He basically has no muscle mass which impresses me he does so little lifting of anything his body has degraded. People who were in lockdown stuck indoors for months look better than him. How little lifting can someone do to get like Phil? He's like a coma patient while doing more than them. Wtf lol.
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It also displays the extreme nature of Phil's ignorance and inexperience with the most odd things, because I don't know how you make it to the age of 40 and not get used to the weight of a milk jug, to the point where it doesn't occur to you how heavy it is. I mean, who thinks about the weight of their shoes, ever? How many grown-ass women consider the weight of their purses until they accumulate too much in them? How many college students think about the weight of their backpacks until the same thing happens there?

Wouldn't be nearly as bad if Phil would go out of his way to fix the problem, but instead he acts like he doesn't have one, probably from literally not knowing it, since he's so stupid. His IQ really fucks him out of improving in any aspect of his life, and is more than likely going to be the end of him one day, given his current condition. It's not like he's ever suddenly going to take life seriously for once and stop being lazy, after all, so whatever his trajectory is now, the end point of it is a foregone conclusion.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
It also displays the extreme nature of Phil's ignorance and inexperience with the most odd things, because I don't know how you make it to the age of 40 and not get used to the weight of a milk jug, to the point where it doesn't occur to you how heavy it is. I mean, who thinks about the weight of their shoes, ever? How many grown-ass women consider the weight of their purses until they accumulate too much in them? How many college students think about the weight of their backpacks until the same thing happens there?

Wouldn't be nearly as bad if Phil would go out of his way to fix the problem, but instead he acts like he doesn't have one, probably from literally not knowing it, since he's so stupid. His IQ really fucks him out of improving in any aspect of his life, and is more than likely going to be the end of him one day, given his current condition. It's not like he's ever suddenly going to take life seriously for once and stop being lazy, after all, so whatever his trajectory is now, the end point of it is a foregone conclusion.
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I think it's just one more thing that Phil can complain about. It's not that he's upset that he had to bring in the groceries, it's to play up the fact his back is bad. Even if we've seen him do things that would be impossible to do if his back was truly fucked as he says.

Remember he needs to keep up the fantasy so he doesn't lose any more of his paypigs.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I think it's just one more thing that Phil can complain about. It's not that he's upset that he had to bring in the groceries, it's to play up the fact his back is bad. Even if we've seen him do things that would be impossible to do if his back was truly fucked as he says.

Remember he needs to keep up the fantasy so he doesn't lose any more of his paypigs.
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But wasn't that Seattle air supposed to have cured his back. The milk thing was an attempt to show off that he wasn't a weak baby man, as he was being criticised for his flabby noodle arms.
Corpun said:
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He either had a stroke and refuses to admit it cause muh ego or never realized he had one. You decide.
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Why can't it be both?
 
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Sup3r said:
But wasn't that Seattle air supposed to have cured his back.
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That and his gout but he still brings it up whenever he says he can't do something. Like drive on the highway. While the clean Seattle air cured his back it still comes back at the most inopportune times.

Sup3r said:
The milk thing was an attempt to show off that he wasn't a weak baby man, as he was being criticised for his flabby noodle arms.
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Gotcha. I can't listen to the man speak for more than a couple minutes at a time because his voice is like nails on the chalkboard.

But seriously? A gallon of milk. Something that I could bring inside as a child is a test of strength for him?
 
At 0:12 you can really see the difference in when Phil went from "able to grow a legit beard" to "no longer can". I don't know what year that was, but his testosterone clearly took a header off a fucking cliff quite awhile ago. It's way worse than the hair on his head, which has been thinning severely since he was in his late 20's, and that's definitely low test-related. It is not normal to going bald on your face worse than on your head. Just look at Joe Rogan, he's way older and balder than Phil is, but can grow a beard with no problem, because instead of being low-test he's above average from being on TRTs.

Which Phil doesn't even have the option of getting on, because he wastes all his money on wrestling jpegs.
 
Why is he constantly burping? Bad diet? Actually drinking "sel-zur" water and not gin?
 
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