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Shades of GUNT.
The GUNT is clearly mutating.
The GUNT is clearly mutating.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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The Lobster
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Chef BoyTardee using a masher MY way.
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Another ratty looking wig and Chins looking particularly Chinful tonight
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I hope she does do the text to speech feature. I hate hearing her read outloud. She's one of those people who can't read "in their head.'
She's thinking of ordering "Puppa John's' right now in her LIVE. I guess 4K calories of Arby's didn't hit the spot. Oh, wait- maybe she'll order Jerk Chicken. Or pizza? Well, she wants fried chicken. Maybe some ice cream sandwiches.... Fat ass lol
She's thinking of ordering "Puppa John's' right now in her LIVE. I guess 4K calories of Arby's didn't hit the spot. Oh, wait- maybe she'll order Jerk Chicken. Or pizza? Well, she wants fried chicken. Maybe some ice cream sandwiches.... Fat ass lol
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This picture is terrible, even by Chantal standards. Her face looks fatter than ever, and yet she still claims to be around 330-340 elbees.
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Just finally got caught up, so she paid for his mom's surgery, let me guess she would totally die without this un-named life saving surgery?
I feel like I've gotten thousands of emails since I've had my first email 20 years ago that claimed that very thing. In between the emails from my long-lost dead relative that left me millions and the Nigerian prince that needed a wife or the IRS that was sending the sheriff to my house in 15 minutes if I didn't go buy Amazon cards to pay off my tax debt. I always wondered what kind of moron would fall for that, I guess my question has finally been answered.
Here is your reminder when Chantal first signed up for tinder, before she even met Nader, she told us she was "too smart" to fall for a "love scam" and then told us those scam artist look for lonely, old, fat, ugly, pathetic, desperate women. She described herself and was too dumb to realize it.
I feel like I've gotten thousands of emails since I've had my first email 20 years ago that claimed that very thing. In between the emails from my long-lost dead relative that left me millions and the Nigerian prince that needed a wife or the IRS that was sending the sheriff to my house in 15 minutes if I didn't go buy Amazon cards to pay off my tax debt. I always wondered what kind of moron would fall for that, I guess my question has finally been answered.
Here is your reminder when Chantal first signed up for tinder, before she even met Nader, she told us she was "too smart" to fall for a "love scam" and then told us those scam artist look for lonely, old, fat, ugly, pathetic, desperate women. She described herself and was too dumb to realize it.
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REECAP of LOL (2022/02/23):
A simp named Grammar Police sent Chantal a gift. They are so sweet. They got her some candles she can play with that are remote controlled. We've dropped the shit Ina Wig in favor of Auburn Vomit:
Tapping out. We're at 2:58:00 if anyone is concerned.
ETA: Finished the stream. Two take away she is "visiting someone special" tomorrow and around 3:09:18 or so she states that Nader never marked up her face. This despite him punching her in the face according to her. Everything else is trash.
Bonus Gunt:
A simp named Grammar Police sent Chantal a gift. They are so sweet. They got her some candles she can play with that are remote controlled. We've dropped the shit Ina Wig in favor of Auburn Vomit:
"This is a synthetic weeg." She is doing a weed haul. NO SING. It is synthetic, the wig, but it was only like $20! It shows! She's been smoking weed since she was like 15 you guys. She isn't sure where her friends are, Karlee is very proud she got a computer. She really loves the computer. She really, really likes it and the candles are a VIBE. Thanks again GRAMMAR POLICE!
Once again the wig is too small for her very ladylike head and doesn't fit properly. The VIB appease the recently mollified Chimptal that it looks fine, no one could even tell it's a wig. Let alone a $20 wig! Very classy. Sexy. It's s vibe. Maybe tonight we will Mario Beeze. She isn't sure though, she might react to Green Peen if he is talking about her right now.
NO SING.
She is totally over Nader but wants to know what he is raging about. (He's raging about Shepherd vs. Cottage Pie Chantal, you aren't that special). The VIB advise she can live react by stream sniping him. She has no idea how to do this but will make sure she does it when he goes upstairs! What is he raging about? She's seen him raging about Shepherd's pie and D2 is stupid because Shepherd means sheep and that's LAMB. It's a COTTAGE PIE HELLO.
I thought you never wanted to see his face, why were you just watching him Chantal?
Chantal knows that it's mostly gay men who watch her if the viewer is male. A VIB comments they are a lesbian that watches her, BiSexual SeXWorKER Qween titters nervously. She is clearly uncomfortable. The VIB don't care, they want her to play Omegle with them on stream. Fuck Mario Beeze with Peetz. NO SINGING.
There is an extremely long and awkward moment of dead air. Peetz and Chantal are going to get their boosters tomorrow. A little mommy and son trip, how touching. She wants to do a Barefoot Contessa parody. A VIB notes that D2 clearing her throat is annoying. Phlegmtal has nothing.
"PEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"You screamed for me?"
"Can you be Jeffrey?"
"Huh? What about Jeffrey who is Jeffrey?"
"Didn't I make you watch that one time with me? Barefoot Contessa?"
Shoot me now.
Anyway she looks like Ina Garten and Peetz looks like Jeffrey so they need to do a cooking parody so Pee has to be Jeffrey, basically he just needs to stand there. Pee can totally do that! She is going to make something he likes. What a sweet mother. What does he want? Potroast? Oh yes mummy that would be great, Pee hasn't had a pot roast in a long time! Pee watched a recording of the musical Wicked last night and thinks it was pretty good the site he watched it on...
DIE PEE NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
It's so stupid to him that Broadway has no option for streaming they have this weird attitude that everyone outside of New York can go fuck themselves and if you aren't in New York you don't get to enjoy the musicals. It's the age of the Internet!
FUCK OFF PEE IT IS LITERALLY MUSICAL THEATRE AND THERE ARE OFF BROADWAY TOURS GO CHOKE ON AN M&M.
That is such a nice gift that Grammar Police gave her huh? Peetz really thinks that Broadway needs to make the plays (THEY ARE MUSICALS) available to watch online it's stupid that it's not it's ridiculous ELITEST BULLSHIT THAT IS HORRIBLY OUTDATED THEY ARE LIVING MONEY ON THE TABLE! Pee, do a flip. ON YOUR OWN CHANNEL. The entire stream goes silent after Pee leaves. Chantal has been subdued.
Sam is ruining Chantal's ability to flirt with Lime Jello. She figured out how to do the Member's Only stream. Kimikaze is mad at Chantal because SHE HAS THINGS TO SEND TO QUEEN GUNT TOO DAMNIT. She is going to put eyeshadow on her hairline. Maybe not now though. She wants to claw her hair and pretend she is a sex kitten. Everyone thinks she looks great, other than the hairline. It looks pretty cool, pretty natural. Preeeettyyy good. The filters are working so hard that the entire stream is pixelated every time she moves.
She needs to order some snacks and drinks. We just had Starbeeze and Arby's but Chantal is hungry. She has no plans later. She just wants to look nice. Tell her how pretty she is! The wig is a little much, she isn't sure she'd wear it in public. Do we like it? DO WE? You keep asking us this...Ma'am are you sure you're a strong independent Aries?
Chantal does NOT like talking about DRAMA. She is not forcing DRAMA. She will NOT. FORCE. DRAMA. Do you like the wig? Peetz pops in to tell her that one of his people like the color, and Pee likes it too it's a great hair color for her! Really compliments the rosacea! This is another reason PEE IS MORE OF A MAN HE CAN COMPLIMENT HER. FUCK YOU NADER. He can say he doesn't compliment her because she doesn't deserve it but you would think he could give her one compliment after everything she has done for him!
Time for a medication check! She has another day of antibiotics left. Ugh. God. Okay he has said some things that are compliments, but not when he is sober. She is changing her lipstick because someone didn't like it. She is a very secure Aries. She doesn't take NO SHIT. Maybe just a lip gloss. What do you guys think? Do you think just a lip gloss?
NO SING. YOU ARE NOT JESSICA RABBIT NO SING!
This new red is much more flattering. Don't you think?
Okay we're done with the wig. The wig is on the floor. Chantal raged herself out and is being quiet. She needs compliments so she can refill her stores of energy. She bought some more caps and is trying them on. They are helping the filters stop seizing like rats that got into arsenic. Chantal isn't going to grow her hair back anymore, she loves the cute caps. Aren't the candles a VIBE? She isn't going on Only Fans and telling stories right now. She's gonna how off her new SHIT instead. THANK YOU AGAIN GRAMMAR POLICE.
LOOK AT THOSE SWAROFISKI CRYSTAL NAILS! SHE LOVES THEM!
The VIB are keeping Chantal up to date on Nader. They don't want her to take edibles. TOO FUCKING LATE VIB. They want her to pick a random Beezer to Facetime or put on Streamyards with her! She is totally over Nader and ignoring him. She loves her VIB. They mean so much to her. She views them as real people with lives outside of watching her.
SO ABOUT NADER: D2 is STILL. WEARING. HER. SLIPPERS. They are going to go upstairs and talk about her. They probably have sex between lives. Ew. Gross. She deserves a NICE. CARING. LOVING. MAN. A real man who deserves the thousands she will spend on them and the tears she will cry for HOURS. (lolwut?) He just wants a woman to lick his asshole!
She needs a Twisty Misty. Big yawn. Thanks again Grammar Police! Chantal knows how to show appreciation, she is so grateful. Thanks! Thanks so much Grammar Police. NOT LIKE NADER. HE IS HORRIBLE. HE NEVER THANKED HER FOR ANYTHING. Yawn. She is getting sleepy. So sleepy voice. She doesn't want to put Nader on television and watch him. Yawn.
Mumblemumbletrailsoff. Haha ha ha! Alpaca! Ma'am that's a different thread.
SO ABOUT NADER: The VIB are telling her that she is going to be the topic of Nader's upstairs discussion. Chantal is going to defend herself, of course! She will put it on her phone when he logs on. Mmmkay? People keep asking what the ex girlfriends of Nader told her and just like last night - suddenly she didn't talk to them. What a weird question. They told her nothing.
NO SING.
Have we ever seen the movie The Greasy Strangler? Her nose is itchy! A VIB tells her in a Zuper Chat to stop talking about him. She ignores this and starts talking to Annie about how she wouldn't eat the raw chicken but would be afraid to argue it with him, if she was D2 who knows though. He treats Chantal like shit. D2 is soooo stupid.
SO ABOUT NADER: "This guy will be asked to make Lasagna and he'll make Chicken Pot Pie and so what it's my way!?". She is deeply gratified that the VIB are giving her ammunition to Nader Beeze even though she is so over it. I am reminded that you cannot speed up a stream that is presently live as a silence falls over the room. I wonder idly if the cheesecake is still in the second drawer. She is a bit sad she cannot visit Llama Land while she is on Streamyards.
Should she keep shaving her head and her face? She isn't sure. How can she switch to the phone!? If she ends this stream she is going to lie down but she wants to order a drink.
Please go. Please.
SO ABOUT NADER: He is violent. So violent. Violently violent with his violence. Where's Sam? Those are great candles for the bath. She's singing again. We're getting Sleepytal voice. Llama land is calling. She forgot she wants a drink. This isn't about watching Nader. Resuming dead air.
She has been asked about the photographs from the Farms where her Gunt is exposed getting out of the car yesterday and if she would get surgery on her guntlebutt. It is uncomfortable and it gets more hangey and it's fucking annoying for real and she wants to get surgery for it for REAL. More and more so! Resuming dead air with occasional sleepy mumbling. So tired. She is so very tired. PhlegmREEtha Franklin wants something to eat though.
WHAT ASHLEY? SHE HAD NO CONTROL OVER HIS AD SENSE EVER AND HE SHOWED PROOF OF THAT! As if he would let her have access to his money! What should we order? Yaawwnnnnnn he was making like $2k, like $2,400 max! The VIB have it right that he hates women and he needs Chantal. She is the Great and Mighty, the All Powerful! Just don't look behind the closet door. You may find pizza boxes. What can we order? Should we order something and make Peetz go get it?
That is one of his chores isn't it?
SO ABOUT NADER: So he made Shepherd's Pie by putting the potatoes first? What? (It's COTTAGE PIE HE USED BEEF). She wants pie. Key lime. Everything in the Guntverse is green, from Peen to Pie. Big Yawn! Resuming dead air. The place she found only has dessert what should she get mumblemumblekimikazeelemonheadyawn.
I thought you were going to go?
Though she is positively ravenous, she isn't sure what to get. Perhaps Pizza Hut? Greek? Italian? Mumblemumble. This is a terrible follow up to the Arby's stream.
Chantal has a terrible rash, in more places than just her arm.
People will be here after Nader. She isn't worried about her channel. She is never going to see Nader again she is so over him. The VIB think that the rash is from the antibiotics. I am not Med-Sperg...but is the Bacterial Vaginosis spreading? (
) Nader just turns her off now. She would a 1,000% say no if he asked her to come over. Disgusting. Totally Sobertal is slurring so badly she is starting to sound like her Arabian Knight.
SHE DID ALL THE WORK ON HIS CHANNEL SHE IS THE ONE WHO NAMED IT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. SHE SET UP THE MEMBERSHIPS. SHE DID ALL THE EDITING, ALL THE FILMING, SPENT HOURS IN THE LIVING ROOM!
The VIB are worried about the rash. They want her to call the doctor NOW! At 10 PM in Leafland. SHE PAID FOR ALL THE FOOD!!! ALL THE FOOD IN EVERY VIDJEO. EVERYTHING. THE KNIFE HE USES TO SLICE THE ONIONS WITH? HER KNIFE! HER KNIFE SHE GAVE HIM! What can we order to eat guys? Mumblemumble. Heavy breathing.
Everything has devolved into heavy breathing, gigglefits, and random cackles. There are sudden breaks, moments of silence. Maybe Subway? No. Puppa Johns? The silence resumes. Chantal is lit out of her mind. She is making sleepy time yawn face. She is so tired. She wants food though. Resuming dead air. It's between Jerk Chicken and Pizza. She says this, but doesn't bother reading chat to see how the VIB vote. She wants fried chicken. A VIB suggests ice-cream sandwiches. Never mind. Puppa Johns!
Chantal forgets that Streamyards doesn't pause while she is ordering. She is screaming for Pee when she should be screaming for Null. Our Jersh appreciates pizza and probably doesn't want to go on a cruise either. Fuck Karlee and Other Josh. Chantal offers he son a soda. She realized she is still live while she is ordering and she is showing this off to her little Ramona.
I'm not sure if listening to Chantal go through the entire menu reading to herself aloud is better than just being on hold. I miss BP Chat.
She's not hungry, she wants snacks for later. She is making a half and half pizza. She has found a the recommended food items to add to her cart. She is perusing the sides. The Puppadias sound enchanting. THEY HAVE CHICKEN WINGS. SHE WANTS WINGS SO BAD. But does she really? Honey Chipotle it is! No, wait, BBQ! Wait, no she HAS to order the Honey Chipotle. Dessert!? They have CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES? CINNAMON PULL APART? CHOCOLATE BROWNIES? Mmmmm. She is getting the cookie. Is that all? No! WATER! She needs WATER! Don't forget the extra ice.
"Peeeeeee!"
No reply. Maybe he's dead. (). We're checking out! ARE WE OKAY? GUYS!? GUYS!? ARE WE Okkaayysssssssssssssssss? Woman you leave us in a fart filled car without a cracked window. We're fine. Are YOU okay? Chantal just realized that Puppa Johns is CLOSED. Back to browsing the delivery app! The VIB have realized how badly she is slurring and are telling the Fabulous Fuppalo to go to bed. She will. She is just hungry. Chinese sounds good. Fuck Subway.
"Peeee!"
Fuck he's alive. He doesn't want Chinese food. Resume dead air. She wants to have a Beezer's Night! Tell Chinese, tell stories! The order has gone through. NO SING! Brilliant idea, Chantal found through Streamlabs how to view her full block list. Accountable Beauty is still blocked, Beezer Beauty, L, Abra, she is unblocking them now to see if it works. She loves the new mousepad. Her screen is HUGE. Very big!
The VIB want Chantal to know Nader is streaming. SO ABOUT NADER: YOU DO NOT TRET HER WELL YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. SHAME ON HER? SHAME ON YOU AND DEEDEEDOODOO! She just wants to eat egg rolls and be happy. NO SING. Chantal frantically checks the news for information about the Ukraine! (but not...the convoy?) She is moving in on Ralphamale territory if she starts reading CNN on stream. Careful Chinny you don't want to be the next one fed to the corn! Oh, nope. Never mind. She is going to read about this herself. Another time.
Someone asks if she believes in The Rapture. She is open minded. She isn't sure. In case we were wondering. Chantal has Siri pull up the news on the Ukraine. Her lips move violently as she attempts to read. She is confused. Worldly EuroBeeze If you Please Chantal Marie Olive Sarault is going to tell Ramona about the current events in case he didn't know! This iMac is helping her stay super informed! Resume dead air. Siri is now telling Chantal jokes. Ha. Ha. Thanks for the suggestion Brooke AKA: Brie. AKA: Brittney J Rogers of 8515 Brodie Ln #414, Austin, TX 78745.
She forgets why she summoned her son and has Siri tell him a joke instead. Pee is not amused. He has MLP and Twatter to attend to.
SO ABOUT NADER: "He is filing a restraining order because he thinks I fucking deleted his? His Stream? Is His STREAM NOT UP? His fucking Shepherd's Pie stream? I don't have access to your account at all. I am literally live." Back to playing with Siri. Resume dead air. "I DIDN'T DELETE HIS STREAM IS HIS STREAM NOT UP?" His narc ass don't need the attention. The VIB claim he is sending the police to her house. Chantal is blazed. She thinks he is a fucking idiot. She isn't scared of the police. They want her. Did you see the way that cop looked at her during that last wellness check? Hubba hubba. The VIB are just as petty as Pee, they just want to keep her all to themselves. Resume dead air.
The food has arrived. Wonton soup. Egg rolls, BBQ Spare Ribs. Fortune Cookies. How Fortunate that this has taken TWO HOURS AND FORTY THREE MINUTES CHANTAL. They forgot the fork. What the fuck! This is TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!?
Mmm spareribs and swarofiski. Omnomnom. Egg roll! Don't believe Nader guys. She was live. Look at this eggroll:
SO ABOUT NADER: Per the VIB he claims she HaX0r3d his channel. Nope! He is going to court tomorrow. Oh well. NO SING. She has commissioned Kay to make her a cute hat. She is playing around acting affronted. She doesn't care. She is over it. The VIB forget she is going to watch the stream later. This isn't going to provoke the rage they are looking for. We're at 3 hours in to this stream and she is going in circles stuffing her face and tee-hee basking in the attention of her VIB.
Once again the wig is too small for her very ladylike head and doesn't fit properly. The VIB appease the recently mollified Chimptal that it looks fine, no one could even tell it's a wig. Let alone a $20 wig! Very classy. Sexy. It's s vibe. Maybe tonight we will Mario Beeze. She isn't sure though, she might react to Green Peen if he is talking about her right now.
NO SING.
She is totally over Nader but wants to know what he is raging about. (He's raging about Shepherd vs. Cottage Pie Chantal, you aren't that special). The VIB advise she can live react by stream sniping him. She has no idea how to do this but will make sure she does it when he goes upstairs! What is he raging about? She's seen him raging about Shepherd's pie and D2 is stupid because Shepherd means sheep and that's LAMB. It's a COTTAGE PIE HELLO.
I thought you never wanted to see his face, why were you just watching him Chantal?
Chantal knows that it's mostly gay men who watch her if the viewer is male. A VIB comments they are a lesbian that watches her, BiSexual SeXWorKER Qween titters nervously. She is clearly uncomfortable. The VIB don't care, they want her to play Omegle with them on stream. Fuck Mario Beeze with Peetz. NO SINGING.
There is an extremely long and awkward moment of dead air. Peetz and Chantal are going to get their boosters tomorrow. A little mommy and son trip, how touching. She wants to do a Barefoot Contessa parody. A VIB notes that D2 clearing her throat is annoying. Phlegmtal has nothing.
"PEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"You screamed for me?"
"Can you be Jeffrey?"
"Huh? What about Jeffrey who is Jeffrey?"
"Didn't I make you watch that one time with me? Barefoot Contessa?"
Shoot me now.
Anyway she looks like Ina Garten and Peetz looks like Jeffrey so they need to do a cooking parody so Pee has to be Jeffrey, basically he just needs to stand there. Pee can totally do that! She is going to make something he likes. What a sweet mother. What does he want? Potroast? Oh yes mummy that would be great, Pee hasn't had a pot roast in a long time! Pee watched a recording of the musical Wicked last night and thinks it was pretty good the site he watched it on...
DIE PEE NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
It's so stupid to him that Broadway has no option for streaming they have this weird attitude that everyone outside of New York can go fuck themselves and if you aren't in New York you don't get to enjoy the musicals. It's the age of the Internet!
FUCK OFF PEE IT IS LITERALLY MUSICAL THEATRE AND THERE ARE OFF BROADWAY TOURS GO CHOKE ON AN M&M.
That is such a nice gift that Grammar Police gave her huh? Peetz really thinks that Broadway needs to make the plays (THEY ARE MUSICALS) available to watch online it's stupid that it's not it's ridiculous ELITEST BULLSHIT THAT IS HORRIBLY OUTDATED THEY ARE LIVING MONEY ON THE TABLE! Pee, do a flip. ON YOUR OWN CHANNEL. The entire stream goes silent after Pee leaves. Chantal has been subdued.
Sam is ruining Chantal's ability to flirt with Lime Jello. She figured out how to do the Member's Only stream. Kimikaze is mad at Chantal because SHE HAS THINGS TO SEND TO QUEEN GUNT TOO DAMNIT. She is going to put eyeshadow on her hairline. Maybe not now though. She wants to claw her hair and pretend she is a sex kitten. Everyone thinks she looks great, other than the hairline. It looks pretty cool, pretty natural. Preeeettyyy good. The filters are working so hard that the entire stream is pixelated every time she moves.
She needs to order some snacks and drinks. We just had Starbeeze and Arby's but Chantal is hungry. She has no plans later. She just wants to look nice. Tell her how pretty she is! The wig is a little much, she isn't sure she'd wear it in public. Do we like it? DO WE? You keep asking us this...Ma'am are you sure you're a strong independent Aries?
Chantal does NOT like talking about DRAMA. She is not forcing DRAMA. She will NOT. FORCE. DRAMA. Do you like the wig? Peetz pops in to tell her that one of his people like the color, and Pee likes it too it's a great hair color for her! Really compliments the rosacea! This is another reason PEE IS MORE OF A MAN HE CAN COMPLIMENT HER. FUCK YOU NADER. He can say he doesn't compliment her because she doesn't deserve it but you would think he could give her one compliment after everything she has done for him!
Time for a medication check! She has another day of antibiotics left. Ugh. God. Okay he has said some things that are compliments, but not when he is sober. She is changing her lipstick because someone didn't like it. She is a very secure Aries. She doesn't take NO SHIT. Maybe just a lip gloss. What do you guys think? Do you think just a lip gloss?
NO SING. YOU ARE NOT JESSICA RABBIT NO SING!
This new red is much more flattering. Don't you think?
Okay we're done with the wig. The wig is on the floor. Chantal raged herself out and is being quiet. She needs compliments so she can refill her stores of energy. She bought some more caps and is trying them on. They are helping the filters stop seizing like rats that got into arsenic. Chantal isn't going to grow her hair back anymore, she loves the cute caps. Aren't the candles a VIBE? She isn't going on Only Fans and telling stories right now. She's gonna how off her new SHIT instead. THANK YOU AGAIN GRAMMAR POLICE.
LOOK AT THOSE SWAROFISKI CRYSTAL NAILS! SHE LOVES THEM!
The VIB are keeping Chantal up to date on Nader. They don't want her to take edibles. TOO FUCKING LATE VIB. They want her to pick a random Beezer to Facetime or put on Streamyards with her! She is totally over Nader and ignoring him. She loves her VIB. They mean so much to her. She views them as real people with lives outside of watching her.
SO ABOUT NADER: D2 is STILL. WEARING. HER. SLIPPERS. They are going to go upstairs and talk about her. They probably have sex between lives. Ew. Gross. She deserves a NICE. CARING. LOVING. MAN. A real man who deserves the thousands she will spend on them and the tears she will cry for HOURS. (lolwut?) He just wants a woman to lick his asshole!
She needs a Twisty Misty. Big yawn. Thanks again Grammar Police! Chantal knows how to show appreciation, she is so grateful. Thanks! Thanks so much Grammar Police. NOT LIKE NADER. HE IS HORRIBLE. HE NEVER THANKED HER FOR ANYTHING. Yawn. She is getting sleepy. So sleepy voice. She doesn't want to put Nader on television and watch him. Yawn.
Mumblemumbletrailsoff. Haha ha ha! Alpaca! Ma'am that's a different thread.
SO ABOUT NADER: The VIB are telling her that she is going to be the topic of Nader's upstairs discussion. Chantal is going to defend herself, of course! She will put it on her phone when he logs on. Mmmkay? People keep asking what the ex girlfriends of Nader told her and just like last night - suddenly she didn't talk to them. What a weird question. They told her nothing.
NO SING.
Have we ever seen the movie The Greasy Strangler? Her nose is itchy! A VIB tells her in a Zuper Chat to stop talking about him. She ignores this and starts talking to Annie about how she wouldn't eat the raw chicken but would be afraid to argue it with him, if she was D2 who knows though. He treats Chantal like shit. D2 is soooo stupid.
SO ABOUT NADER: "This guy will be asked to make Lasagna and he'll make Chicken Pot Pie and so what it's my way!?". She is deeply gratified that the VIB are giving her ammunition to Nader Beeze even though she is so over it. I am reminded that you cannot speed up a stream that is presently live as a silence falls over the room. I wonder idly if the cheesecake is still in the second drawer. She is a bit sad she cannot visit Llama Land while she is on Streamyards.
Should she keep shaving her head and her face? She isn't sure. How can she switch to the phone!? If she ends this stream she is going to lie down but she wants to order a drink.
Please go. Please.
SO ABOUT NADER: He is violent. So violent. Violently violent with his violence. Where's Sam? Those are great candles for the bath. She's singing again. We're getting Sleepytal voice. Llama land is calling. She forgot she wants a drink. This isn't about watching Nader. Resuming dead air.
She has been asked about the photographs from the Farms where her Gunt is exposed getting out of the car yesterday and if she would get surgery on her guntlebutt. It is uncomfortable and it gets more hangey and it's fucking annoying for real and she wants to get surgery for it for REAL. More and more so! Resuming dead air with occasional sleepy mumbling. So tired. She is so very tired. PhlegmREEtha Franklin wants something to eat though.
WHAT ASHLEY? SHE HAD NO CONTROL OVER HIS AD SENSE EVER AND HE SHOWED PROOF OF THAT! As if he would let her have access to his money! What should we order? Yaawwnnnnnn he was making like $2k, like $2,400 max! The VIB have it right that he hates women and he needs Chantal. She is the Great and Mighty, the All Powerful! Just don't look behind the closet door. You may find pizza boxes. What can we order? Should we order something and make Peetz go get it?
That is one of his chores isn't it?
SO ABOUT NADER: So he made Shepherd's Pie by putting the potatoes first? What? (It's COTTAGE PIE HE USED BEEF). She wants pie. Key lime. Everything in the Guntverse is green, from Peen to Pie. Big Yawn! Resuming dead air. The place she found only has dessert what should she get mumblemumblekimikazeelemonheadyawn.
I thought you were going to go?
Though she is positively ravenous, she isn't sure what to get. Perhaps Pizza Hut? Greek? Italian? Mumblemumble. This is a terrible follow up to the Arby's stream.
Chantal has a terrible rash, in more places than just her arm.
People will be here after Nader. She isn't worried about her channel. She is never going to see Nader again she is so over him. The VIB think that the rash is from the antibiotics. I am not Med-Sperg...but is the Bacterial Vaginosis spreading? (
) Nader just turns her off now. She would a 1,000% say no if he asked her to come over. Disgusting. Totally Sobertal is slurring so badly she is starting to sound like her Arabian Knight. SHE DID ALL THE WORK ON HIS CHANNEL SHE IS THE ONE WHO NAMED IT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. SHE SET UP THE MEMBERSHIPS. SHE DID ALL THE EDITING, ALL THE FILMING, SPENT HOURS IN THE LIVING ROOM!
The VIB are worried about the rash. They want her to call the doctor NOW! At 10 PM in Leafland. SHE PAID FOR ALL THE FOOD!!! ALL THE FOOD IN EVERY VIDJEO. EVERYTHING. THE KNIFE HE USES TO SLICE THE ONIONS WITH? HER KNIFE! HER KNIFE SHE GAVE HIM! What can we order to eat guys? Mumblemumble. Heavy breathing.
Everything has devolved into heavy breathing, gigglefits, and random cackles. There are sudden breaks, moments of silence. Maybe Subway? No. Puppa Johns? The silence resumes. Chantal is lit out of her mind. She is making sleepy time yawn face. She is so tired. She wants food though. Resuming dead air. It's between Jerk Chicken and Pizza. She says this, but doesn't bother reading chat to see how the VIB vote. She wants fried chicken. A VIB suggests ice-cream sandwiches. Never mind. Puppa Johns!
Chantal forgets that Streamyards doesn't pause while she is ordering. She is screaming for Pee when she should be screaming for Null. Our Jersh appreciates pizza and probably doesn't want to go on a cruise either. Fuck Karlee and Other Josh. Chantal offers he son a soda. She realized she is still live while she is ordering and she is showing this off to her little Ramona.
I'm not sure if listening to Chantal go through the entire menu reading to herself aloud is better than just being on hold. I miss BP Chat.
She's not hungry, she wants snacks for later. She is making a half and half pizza. She has found a the recommended food items to add to her cart. She is perusing the sides. The Puppadias sound enchanting. THEY HAVE CHICKEN WINGS. SHE WANTS WINGS SO BAD. But does she really? Honey Chipotle it is! No, wait, BBQ! Wait, no she HAS to order the Honey Chipotle. Dessert!? They have CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES? CINNAMON PULL APART? CHOCOLATE BROWNIES? Mmmmm. She is getting the cookie. Is that all? No! WATER! She needs WATER! Don't forget the extra ice.
"Peeeeeee!"
No reply. Maybe he's dead. (
). We're checking out! ARE WE OKAY? GUYS!? GUYS!? ARE WE Okkaayysssssssssssssssss? Woman you leave us in a fart filled car without a cracked window. We're fine. Are YOU okay? Chantal just realized that Puppa Johns is CLOSED. Back to browsing the delivery app! The VIB have realized how badly she is slurring and are telling the Fabulous Fuppalo to go to bed. She will. She is just hungry. Chinese sounds good. Fuck Subway."Peeee!"
Fuck he's alive. He doesn't want Chinese food. Resume dead air. She wants to have a Beezer's Night! Tell Chinese, tell stories! The order has gone through. NO SING! Brilliant idea, Chantal found through Streamlabs how to view her full block list. Accountable Beauty is still blocked, Beezer Beauty, L, Abra, she is unblocking them now to see if it works. She loves the new mousepad. Her screen is HUGE. Very big!
The VIB want Chantal to know Nader is streaming. SO ABOUT NADER: YOU DO NOT TRET HER WELL YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. SHAME ON HER? SHAME ON YOU AND DEEDEEDOODOO! She just wants to eat egg rolls and be happy. NO SING. Chantal frantically checks the news for information about the Ukraine! (but not...the convoy?) She is moving in on Ralphamale territory if she starts reading CNN on stream. Careful Chinny you don't want to be the next one fed to the corn! Oh, nope. Never mind. She is going to read about this herself. Another time.
Someone asks if she believes in The Rapture. She is open minded. She isn't sure. In case we were wondering. Chantal has Siri pull up the news on the Ukraine. Her lips move violently as she attempts to read. She is confused. Worldly EuroBeeze If you Please Chantal Marie Olive Sarault is going to tell Ramona about the current events in case he didn't know! This iMac is helping her stay super informed! Resume dead air. Siri is now telling Chantal jokes. Ha. Ha. Thanks for the suggestion Brooke AKA: Brie. AKA: Brittney J Rogers of 8515 Brodie Ln #414, Austin, TX 78745.
She forgets why she summoned her son and has Siri tell him a joke instead. Pee is not amused. He has MLP and Twatter to attend to.
SO ABOUT NADER: "He is filing a restraining order because he thinks I fucking deleted his? His Stream? Is His STREAM NOT UP? His fucking Shepherd's Pie stream? I don't have access to your account at all. I am literally live." Back to playing with Siri. Resume dead air. "I DIDN'T DELETE HIS STREAM IS HIS STREAM NOT UP?" His narc ass don't need the attention. The VIB claim he is sending the police to her house. Chantal is blazed. She thinks he is a fucking idiot. She isn't scared of the police. They want her. Did you see the way that cop looked at her during that last wellness check? Hubba hubba. The VIB are just as petty as Pee, they just want to keep her all to themselves. Resume dead air.
The food has arrived. Wonton soup. Egg rolls, BBQ Spare Ribs. Fortune Cookies. How Fortunate that this has taken TWO HOURS AND FORTY THREE MINUTES CHANTAL. They forgot the fork. What the fuck! This is TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!?
Mmm spareribs and swarofiski. Omnomnom. Egg roll! Don't believe Nader guys. She was live. Look at this eggroll:
SO ABOUT NADER: Per the VIB he claims she HaX0r3d his channel. Nope! He is going to court tomorrow. Oh well. NO SING. She has commissioned Kay to make her a cute hat. She is playing around acting affronted. She doesn't care. She is over it. The VIB forget she is going to watch the stream later. This isn't going to provoke the rage they are looking for. We're at 3 hours in to this stream and she is going in circles stuffing her face and tee-hee basking in the attention of her VIB.
Tapping out. We're at 2:58:00 if anyone is concerned.
ETA: Finished the stream. Two take away she is "visiting someone special" tomorrow and around 3:09:18 or so she states that Nader never marked up her face. This despite him punching her in the face according to her. Everything else is trash.
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Nader did a cooking stream earlier that has since been deleted and he is upset about it.
Did Chantal delete it? Did Nader delete it himself to keep drama going? Was it a simple case of Nader fat fingering the wrong button? It's a mystery.
Archive of Shepherdās Pie and Kiwi_Avocado juice. Cheesecake for Diana
, streamed February 23, 2022:
Did Chantal delete it? Did Nader delete it himself to keep drama going? Was it a simple case of Nader fat fingering the wrong button? It's a mystery.
Archive of Shepherdās Pie and Kiwi_Avocado juice. Cheesecake for Diana
, streamed February 23, 2022:
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Thanks for the upload!
- He was in a shitty mood and the video is shit tier because she kept him in frame and you can't really see what he's doing. But, for a payday, the counter is severely lacking and he's cooking high fat ground beef (another low cost food).
- Someone commented that lamb is shephard's pie, beef is cottage pie and he got pissy about it. REALLY pissy.
- He bitched that people were saying "chicken is raw, chicken is raw, chicken is raw" and he saw it on many channels. He claims "we ate it all. it is not raw."
- He's read every book in professional cooking and plus private books by chefs. Haturs don't know anything, they only think. They stupid. He big chef. I'd like to point out that he grated the root end of the onion into this dish. When asked if he ever used a pressure cooker, he described a large (indicated 10 feet long) steam table in a hotel as evidence that he knows how to use a pressure cooker.
- At 33min something happened outside. He said "what's going on here" and looked out the window and they muted the camera, then sat it down for a black screen until the 39m mark. When they return and he's bitching about "they're making problems" and "this guy is nuts". He's an old man who lives by himself. DD agrees he's rediculous. He's crazy, more than crazy. So, someone is bitching about trying to sleep at night. It sounds like Nader rents a room and the other person was bitching. Also, I've been wondering if the middle of the night cooking is because it's a share kitchen and other people go through during the day time. Nader seems to intentionally bang dishes more in the sink after the dispute. He's such a passive agressive bitch.
- He, once again, turns potatoes into the under valued building substance known as wall paste.
- At 44m they go "hold on a second" and go to muted black screen again until 46m30s when they return to him running the ninja bullet for what seemed like a long time.
- He seems to ask what order to layer the shephard's pie. DD and the comments all say meat on the bottom. He's decided to put a layer of potato paste on the bottom and the comments call it upside shephard's pie. He claims the potato on the bottom will make it easier to eat by putting a layer on the bottom to pick it up (like the bottom noodle layer on lasagna).
- Twice he says that the egg in the mashed potatoes is to make it shiny when it bakes.
- Nader is extremely loud and bangy and doing dishes while complaining about the neighbor complaining. I suspect that they complained about a dirty kitchen because he was extra wipey (and bangy while doing it) but commenting on how everything is clean.
- I also want to note that he used 5 cloves of garlic in this dish. I love garlic. But, people should know that more than 1 clove of garlic a day begins to interfere with blood coagulation. 1 clove of garlic is considered a lot of garlic. I routinely see him use 5 cloves in a single dish and if they're the only two eating that food. They must have terminal garlic breath.
The driest looking shepherd's pie I've ever seen in my life. He's serving that on a triangle pie serving thing and it's so dry it holds together while still hot.
Feel free to incorporate into anything you want.
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The Fupa has reached her fucking knees. And the fashionista knows just the right look to really show it off. ImpressiveShades of GUNT.
The GUNT is clearly mutating.
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Nader's current livestream is something, all right. He's certainly making a lot of accusations against Chantal for someone who is convinced that "accusation is illegal, punish-a-bull by LAW". Moron.
There are some clips in the stream that I am sure his PO would love to have, including the particularly genius move of him announcing that he will have the "right people" do the "right job" in a couple of hours, and that everyone will see what happens to Chantal. This is said by the violent ex-convict as he sits in front of Chantal's clothing and underwear strung up behind him.
Threat timestamped:
A handful of elderly women are joining his memberships to show their support in his fight against Chantal - using their YT accounts with their full names as usernames, of course. Too bad Nader is such a horrible con man, he really hit the jackpot.
There are some clips in the stream that I am sure his PO would love to have, including the particularly genius move of him announcing that he will have the "right people" do the "right job" in a couple of hours, and that everyone will see what happens to Chantal. This is said by the violent ex-convict as he sits in front of Chantal's clothing and underwear strung up behind him.
Threat timestamped:
A handful of elderly women are joining his memberships to show their support in his fight against Chantal - using their YT accounts with their full names as usernames, of course. Too bad Nader is such a horrible con man, he really hit the jackpot.
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Who or what is going to poke a hole in his over inflated ego and send him back to earth ?
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Not even 8 months in provincial jail, apparently. If it does happen, I pray we get to see it.
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What in the morbidly obese Peg Bundy is this? She legitimately looks like Peg got tired of Al making pennies selling shoes (and subsequently starving daily), decided to finally turn off Oprah, and cooked and ate the family.
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His only dedicated followers are Chantal haydurs, and the few Chinny-age fat women who are desparate enough to find him attractive after being exposed to him through her channel. He'll lose popularity if she latches onto some other man.
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Heās freak levels of creepy now. Hanging up her clothing like that wtf? What is Deedeeās deal? I kind of missed the bit where she came into the picture but what on earth can she be getting out of this whole thing? Nader obviously is using this drama to try to make $ by streaming these atrocities against food, but I canāt figure her out at all.
Honestly the people paying to be his members are insane. I genuinely canāt understand why.
Honestly the people paying to be his members are insane. I genuinely canāt understand why.
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I'm guessing the Middle Eastern loser she dated for years was the same type of "man" as Nader. Whether Debbie's ex Imad actually knew Nader or not, there has to be some reason she's gung-ho on being a yes-ing doormat for Nader. She doesn't give off vibes that she's in love with him or anything IMO. Although I am sure they are fucking given that Nader is a perverted sex addict, will fuck absolutely anything, and they've spent every waking minute of the last month together.
Even if it's the type of "relationship" she's comfortable with, it still doesn't make any sense. She's by far the most difficult player to figure out in the Chinnyverse. She's absolutely fucked in the head, though, obviously.
(And the part where she came into the picture? Literally just fucking showed up. She was present in both of their chats for a short time when they first met. Then she just fucking showed up. A number of people are certain that she called in on one of Nader's early streams, said she wanted to taste his food or something, mentioned that she was in Montreal. We haven't found the clip yet, but it should be available now if he's claiming to have unprivated all of his streams. Then one day she conveniently showed up at Nader's place as a pawn to make Chantal jealous during one of their fights. She claimed several things - that she was a Chantal fan for years, that she had met Nader 20 years ago (when he was in Egypt, where she's never been), that she met Nader at the restaurant he worked at, that she met Nader because he was friends with her ex. She's been a fucking weirdo and total liar from the moment she showed up.)
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What if she is her ex? Like, she buried her male self when she became a trans woman? Are there pictures of her with the ex?
I think it was only 10 years ago. I don't remember hearing 20 years ago before your posting it.
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Nader is seriously psycho. You can feel the rage bubbling just barely below the surface. why DeeDee isnāt getting the hell outta there is beyond me. This little bit of attention he is getting himself is just enough to stoke the flames of narcissistic supply. NE is one of the special few who could genuinely meet the criteria as outlined in the dsm for NPD. Throw in a propensity for violence and hacking up human flesh and bingo, we have the makings of a regular serial killer. His smugness has increased and heās all but stopped the āZanks for zee zuperchat ā no matter what the comment and replaced it with snarky too-bad-itās-my-way responsesā¦heās starting to crumble. Iām hoping Chantal will get side tracked with some other situation and stop talking about him so we can see the panic and desperation set in as his ācareerā aspirations start to fall apart around him. He is truly terrifying on so many levels.
She claimed 20 years ago at the very start.
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