Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I like when he argues with his shitter but he thinks he has a winning line when he says "Pretending to be a toilet is the most self-awareness you've ever shown, atalker". It's his go-to line. On the other hand he has nothing to say to the pink fart blanket. What's he gonna say, "Pretending to be the blanket my wife's grandmother lovingly knitted for her but now smells like my farts is the most self-aware you've ever been."?
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Pat went to a screening of Hook tonight.

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His viewing of the children's movie was barely over before piggy started to bark orders at NATO.

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Edit: Apparently there are some people who place no value in military advice from an obese retarded man. The nerve!

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Where does Fatrick, geopolitical genius, propose that a net importer such as Europe get their gas from if NATO starts acting like a fat, closeted Milwaukee drunk imagines that he would in this situation? Has he answered that one yet?
 
His viewing of the children's movie was barely over before piggy started to bark orders at NATO.
What a retard. They have no antiaircraft capability? The people on Malaysian air 17 would like to point out that Russian forces and Russian-backed forces have had SAMs for 8 years. And how exactly do you expel a UNSC member from the UN?
 
Pat went to a screening of Hook tonight.

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His viewing of the children's movie was barely over before piggy started to bark orders at NATO.

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Edit: Apparently there are some people who place no value in military advice from an obese retarded man. The nerve!

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Edit 2: More demands.

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>nukes can’t target planes
What a smoothbrain. They can target airports and carriers just fine.

Also Russia has a PERMANENT seat in the UN security council. By definition they cannot be removed.
 
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>nukes can’t target planes
What a smoothbrain. They can target airports and carriers just fine.

Also Russia has a PERMEANT seat in the UN security council. By definition they cannot be removed.
Patrick is a gigantic retard who doesn't know Cold War history. Nuclear a2a missiles were one avenue of research in the Cold War, abandoned in America partly due to how great regular a2a missiles became and the unfeasibility of getting Americans to fund more nukes after the 70s.
 
I said about 50 pages ago now that 'Foreign Policy Expert Pat' is my most hated iteration of him, I stand by that.

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What a buffoon. Pat has spent his adult life striving to avoid any and all responsibility. He even signed away his rights as a father with barely a whimper. Now this fat idiot is beating the drums of war so that men who are better than him will have to go off and (likely) die by the many thousands.

All of this was tweeted from him while he lays on his piss-stained couch, under the pink blanket that his wife's mother knitted, shooting his nerf gun at Putin when he appears on the TV. He really is one of the best exemplars of a modern sociopath.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.
 
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I said about 50 pages ago now that 'Foreign Policy Expert Pat' is my most hated iteration of him, I stand by that.
I can't find a most hated iteration. Every single possible iteration of this dude, in any possible universe, in any possible series of events, this motherfucker evades description. He is the Eternal Schmuck.

Stealthygeek? Moar like Sleazygoy.
 
You have to have an extreme amount of pettiness and a profound lack of shame to try to one-up someone who actually grew up in The Ukraine during this situation. But Pat watched a couple duck and cover videos when he was in Elementary School, probably while the teacher was sleeping at her desk because she knew how useless and outdated it was, so he knows exactly what it's like to be from a war-torn country that lives in fear of nuclear annihilation.
 
How many fucking times do I have to post this? His license plate is DHG 562 and his VIN is 1ZVHT82HX85185195 and his engine has 8 fucking cylinders if we're still on that gay shit that I inadvertently started because the lack of the rear spoiler confused me.
It's a V6, little baby girl. Automatic, too.
 
Fat sure has a lot of ideas of what other people should be doing about Russia (all of which seem to be declarations of war) but doesn't seem to spend much time talking about what he's doing personally about it.
He's fighting a cyberwar against Nazi stalkers, sweet baby child. His war is much more important than this one, he can't leave the battle lines.
 
It's crazy how armchair generals like Fatrick here spend their entire lives tweeting about how bad America is and how this or that person should be put into power to excise Drumpf, and end racism.
Until Russia does something that's probably justified (idk, i just keep hearing that that part of Ukraine seems to be a-ok with Russia coming in), then they shit the bed and become the warmongers they say they hate.
lol.
 
He's fighting a cyberwar against Nazi stalkers, sweet baby child. His war is much more important than this one, he can't leave the battle lines.
Oh, derp, you're right. We can't waste Fat on the frontlines when he could be at the Pentagon coordinating the entire war effort.
 
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