Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Richardface]

If Russia crushes Ukraine in under a week they are going to be treated with a fuckload more respect in international affairs. The Germans will actually be afraid.

 

[Pringles Can]

If this faggot wants to see the Nightmare Fuel of his novels come true perhaps he should kill himself to see if hell exists or not. Fuck this asshole.
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Of all celebrities I'm gonna take my hot takes from, I think I'll avoid the one that had a book about a killer clown, and a child orgy or whatever the fuck it was.

 

[Estolysis]

Breaking News: Russia is deploying their secret asset, Ukraine doesn't stand a chance.

 

[doesnotglow]

Cringing real hard listening to boomers and women talk about war. They have no skin in the game. They both can't get drafted. War talk is for the fellas.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Going to ask for asylum today.

 

[The Big O]

I got out of Dodge on the 30th of January. God led me out and I don't think I'm coming back.

Thank heavens you're out, tovarisch!

 

[Michael Janke]

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considering he doesnt want his soldiers to have myocarditis mid battle, i'd say he does care if they take the vaccine.

 

[Top Skink]

Remember, white males in the back
Women, LGBT and POC in front
to make up for all the wars they were oppressed and unable to fight in, of course

 

[quaawaa]

I guess they won't be implementing this into Call of Duty after all
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They are in no position to whine about memes, as they clearly don't care about separating entertainment from the real world. MW2019's campaign made Russia the villain because Drumpf (and not wanting to be banned in China like BF4). They made one of the player characters a member of an Islamist terrorist group allied with the CIA in not-Syria, complete with not-White Helmets. The game really beats you over the head with the propaganda.

MW1/2 had a fictional campaign that made sense in its universe; they didn't just take current events and rename the countries.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

I genuinely don't understand why Russia is doing this. What do they have to gain? What does Ukraine have that they want? Putin seems like too smart of a guy to just shell a country because he can. What's the real motivation for all this?

The prestige of reunifying ethnic Russians in Ukraine with the motherland.

If he's going for the whole of Ukraine, the prestige of reuniting the "triune Russian nation".

 

[76LD910]

welp

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Wouldn't be at all surprised if this is true considering how far they're willing to go with Ukraine.

Moldova? How did it get in this mess?

Moldova has always been a part of Russia's "we didn't lose the cold war and everything on our border belongs to us" narrative they've been pushing for years.

 

[RVNX]

This is claimed to be footage of Russian paratroopers (i.e. VDV) dropping over Kharkov city.
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Doubt it, they wouldn't deploy their parachutes that high

 

[Forest Person]

I genuinely don't understand why Russia is doing this. What do they have to gain? What does Ukraine have that they want? Putin seems like too smart of a guy to just shell a country because he can. What's the real motivation for all this?

Among other things, very importantly: access to the Black Sea for naval ports.

Black Sea - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

RIP S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2.

 

[Psychotron]

I'm seeing on Intel Slava that some Ukrainian regular army units are defecting and surrendering to Russian troops

Can you really blame them for their cowardice? I didn't want Ukraine to crumble, but why sacrifice yourself when the world left you to die.

I'm sure Putin is just pacing back and fourth screaming angerly about his "Nord Stream 2", "How dare they take this to me, Just not fair". - but in Russian

 

[CarlosDanger]

Picture from Urkaininan President's Office.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I don't give a fuck about Ukraine. This is entirely Biden's fault by agitating Russia by wanting Ukraine to join NATO and ignoring Russia's historical insecurity about defending its borders. Nobody gives a shit about Ukraine or standing up to Russia, an entirely manufactured enemy. Which the West Drove right into a Russian-Sino alliance. This is the direct action of the United States and the West trying to be moral superiors and needing manufactured enemies to distract from terrible domestic conditions.

Biden was and is weak, which is why Putin knew he could do this. A major international incident is occurring over a supposed 'major' enemy and Biden will address it 'tomorrow'. The leader of the United States army has dementia and can't operate after nap time. lol if anyone thinks this will lead to WWIII. The United States currently has no active executive branch, meaning the military cannot act. We haven't had a functioning executive since Biden was fucking elected. He shits himself and mumbles and everyone tries to work around him. The only reason he hasn't been 25th'd out is Harris is a fucking disaster.

Massive inflation, $5 gas, awful rent, increasing debt, lack of wages, trillions stolen from the population during the pandemic....holy shit, who cares? This was entirely done to prop up Biden's admin by making him look 'tough' but instead he goes to bed as soon as it starts. His weakness will be incredibly obvious and embolden all of our enemies. We have no commander-in-chief and a possible multi-nation invasion happening right the fuck now. Everyone is watching, its a fucking EMBARASSMENT. Biden is not coherent enough to be in charge.

NATO won't do fucking shit. Who has the proper army to do anything besides the US? Germany? Fucking lol. France possibly, maybe the Baltics, but they all fucking hate each other and I don't see them running in to save Ukraine. Ukraine was a very obvious bluff by Biden to 'look tough' and 'competent' at an administration that is completely unpopular and is a governing disaster. Except there's absolutely no nationalism and no desire to go to war with Russia, just like there was no desire to go to war with Syria under Obama. The tolerance of the American people to play 'world police' has grown very, very thin.

Frankly, I don't care. The domestic agenda is the most important and everyone is getting fucked. I have no interest in concerning myself with a problem a dementia patient created in order to 'look tough'. Its incredibly pathetic, with Biden drooling all over himself unable to do a fucking thing. Without the Commander in Chief, nothing happens.

 

[DumbDude42]

I genuinely don't understand why Russia is doing this. What do they have to gain? What does Ukraine have that they want? Putin seems like too smart of a guy to just shell a country because he can. What's the real motivation for all this?

watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4

tl;dr the west has been trying to peel ukraine away from russia and bring the country into the west. this has been going on for like 15 years by now. russia considers a west-aligned ukraine absolutely unacceptable. they are prepared to deliberately wreck and ruin the country in order to prevent the west from taking it.

 

[LUNEKO]

RIP S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2.

GSC dev studio: YOU WANT FUCKING STALKER 2? WE WILL GIVE YOU STALKER 2 *phone lines Putin to tell him to deploy the nukes*

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Serouisly doubting this

Ukraine had dug in positions for miles in depth. No way

They bypassed the land positions and disembarked on the beaches, or perhaps even the port.