Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[AnOminous]

1) More sanctions, turn Russia into a pariah (what all leaders would do)

This is the most bullshit answer and the one Putin is counting on, but that's probably what we should do.

Change the hypothetical a bit. Imagine we got in some dispute with Mexico and decided some chunk of their country bordering us actually belonged to us and we were taking it.

No matter how ludicrous, insane, or obviously illegal our claims were, do you imagine China or Russia actually shipping over troops to fight us over it directly?

 

[Dafrunk89]

On one hand this clown world shit makes me want to go a bit insane, but on the other hand watching you fuckers argue with each other is kind of soothing.

 

[Oxous]

NBC reports Biden has been presented with options for a response that include cyberattacking Russia, more specifically, shutting off power and fucking with rail signals and switches. After all those years of whining about Russia doing it...

 

[Magikoopa]

NBC reports Biden has been presented with options for a response that include cyberattacking Russia. After all those years of whining about Russia doing it...

Itd be about fucking time.

 

[BradCarter]

We should open up channels for volunteers to join up with Ukraine if they are that desperate to stop Putin, like the previous centuries. Because I'm sure as fuck not signing up to be commanded by the same fucks who orchestrated our Afghanistan withdrawal and continuously shit on me for my skin color. I'd rather be in jail or defect the first chance I get.

 

[Male Idiot]

Will buy some canned goods today, just in case.

Thanks for the foodstamps, Orbán.

 

[Gehenna]

NBC reports Biden has been presented with options for a response that include cyberattacking Russia. After all those years of whining about Russia doing it...

It'd be an act of war. The only way Russia could respond would be to escalate.

 

[BayView]

Too late

BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Anti war protest in St.P Petersburg. FSB on the scene.
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Russia bros claim several of these types of protests across the entire federation.

What percentage are CIA agents is the real question.

 

[Oxous]

It'd be an act of war. The only way Russia could respond would be to escalate.

These people are fucking insane, don't count it out. Here's what the intelligence source had to say:

They said most of the potential cyberattacks under consideration are designed to disrupt but not destroy, and therefore fall short of an act of war by the United States against Russia.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

We should open up channels for volunteers to join up with Ukraine if they are that desperate to stop Putin, like the previous centuries. Because I'm sure as fuck not signing up to be commanded by the same fucks who orchestrated our Afghanistan withdrawal and continuously shit on me for my skin color. I'd rather be in jail or defect the first chance I get.

No thank you agent. I'm good

 

[chainer]

NBC reports Biden has been presented with options for a response that include cyberattacking Russia, more specifically, shutting off power and fucking with rail signals and switches. After all those years of whining about Russia doing it...

https://twitter.com/WarsontheBrink/status/1496906303687512069

This guy says something along those lines in happening.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Russian forces enter Chernobyl to seize nuclear plant, says Ukraine p…

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Russian forces enter Chernobyl to seize nuclear plant, says Ukraine president

Russian forces entered Chernobyl and intense fighting is being waged there to protect the nuclear plant, Ukrainian interior ministry says

www.mirror.co.uk

While CNPP was no longer producing electricity by the year 2000, AFAIK its switchyard still operates today. I guess it makes sense to take it over to disrupt the power distribution.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

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Everything is fine! There are no Russian soldiers in Kiev!

 

[Titos]

I've never understood it as anything other than Russia's front yard.

Before anyone regails me with an autistic /int/ breakdown about Kievan Rus or Mongols or Finno-ugrics or whatever: I know there's a difference, and I don't care.

Neither should they since all slavs look like mutated cavemen and act about the same, but here we are. The only good slavs were Tesla, Kalashnikov, Dostoyevsky, and Solzhenitsyn and I will hear nothing to the contrary.

 

[BradCarter]

What percentage are CIA agents is the real question.

Nah I think people are just excited to protest now that there are no soldiers there to beat the piss out of them.

 

[Mega Black]

This is the most bullshit answer and the one Putin is counting on, but that's probably what we should do.

Change the hypothetical a bit. Imagine we got in some dispute with Mexico and decided some chunk of their country bordering us actually belonged to us and we were taking it.

No matter how ludicrous, insane, or obviously illegal our claims were, do you imagine China or Russia actually shipping over troops to fight us over it directly?

This is the thing that I think more people need to think about. We're not gonna send fucking troops in to fight Russia over goddamn Ukraine, or even Taiwan. It's just not worth it, especially with faith in the government at an all time fucking low. It'd be like Vietnam on steroids back home.

Maybe Biden is demented enough to do it, the entire Left has been blood-hungry for a war with Russia, but I just can't see it happening.

 

[Toothpaste]

Russians just occupied the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 coming, but IRL?

 

[Gehenna]

These people are fucking insane, don't count it out. Here's what the intelligence source had to say:

Disrupting the war effort of another country is an act of war. Its abetting the enemy in a material manner, and if it can be linked solidly to a country is cause for war itself.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

NBC reports Biden has been presented with options for a response that include cyberattacking Russia, more specifically, shutting off power and fucking with rail signals and switches. After all those years of whining about Russia doing it...

Lol Biden is threatening to turn everyone’s car stereos to maximum and set everyone’s refrigerator to max defrost.