The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

So they’ve done the monthly trip to South Dakota, for whatever reason the actually need to do it (it sure as hell wasn’t worth it to deliver some knitwear).
That raises the question about the other half of the grift, the hard cash, which we’ve got some suspicion just gets recycled back to the tranch.

The January 5k has come and gone, and they noticeably stopped hammering for donations after that, but it has still slowly crept up, since it was pinned.


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Definitely failing to meet the target for Feb, and there’s been no word about where that money is ostensibly going, which does kind of support the suspicion that the first one was a scam and they’re having trouble coming up with a convincing story for this month.

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Certainly was confusing, Penny.

Next up, truck grifts. I am sure penny had a “fix my Ford” gofundme, for £3k and then reduced to £1.5k if memory serves, but I can’t see those on GFM now.

However, the truck is still broken in a mysterious way and requires more money, this time direct to Penny’s PayPal so that we can’t keep track of it.

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Wow, the self-sufficiency is working so well!

 

[Brain Problems]

Wow, the self-sufficiency is working so well!

Maybe Kevin could take a break from spending other peoples' money on pokemon, transformers, and fursona art commissions to pay to get their truck fixed. Or does that violate the bread and roses crap?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Wow, the self-sufficiency is working so well!

E-begging is work, you nazi bigot! You have to:
>Drag your phone out of your pocket, while feeling the rancid humidity caused by your ever-suppurating amhole
>Have a nasty reality check when looking at your face reflected on an unlit screen for half a second
>Unlock the phone
>Open Twitter
>Type the repetitive bullshit you've been typing for months
>Pick the GFM link from the clipboard
>Press send

I'm sweating just from typing this, how do the tranchers manage such herculean feats?

 

[: Required]

As a parent of three shiftless losers, I understand the desire to help support someone that you don’t perceive as being able to fully support themselves, but at some point, you need to pry somebody off of the teet to allow them to grow and fend for themselves. Is there any breaking point for all of these oblivious donators to their cause that they’re just enabling a bunch of man-children to play out their little fantasies of running a real big-boy business venture? What will it take to break the camels back? Begging for money specifically for Kevin’s toys to help his mental health? Asking for money to buy more alpacas after this herd dies off due to negligence? They can’t keep begging eternally and have these fucking idiots keep opening their wallets?
Right?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

As a parent of three shiftless losers, I understand the desire to help support someone that you don’t perceive as being able to fully support themselves, but at some point, you need to pry somebody off of the teet to allow them to grow and fend for themselves. Is there any breaking point for all of these oblivious donators to their cause that they’re just enabling a bunch of man-children to play out their little fantasies of running a real big-boy business venture? What will it take to break the camels back? Begging for money specifically for Kevin’s toys to help his mental health? Asking for money to buy more alpacas after this herd dies off due to negligence? They can’t keep begging eternally and have these fucking idiots keep opening their wallets?
Right?

Very optimistic to think donations will stop flowing to these troons. Pretty much the people still donating to these kinds of people are either people too kind and naive to notice they're getting duped and retards who get easily separated from their money. You see this all the time in the grifting troon threads in Animal Control and Rat King boards.

 

[Miss Misery]

How fucking old is that Ford? Surely too old for the dealership to be any more help than their local mechanic.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Paul's return, or perhaps divorce, arc may be just beginning in Kindness' thread. All credit to @Oxyjen, @Rustycup, and @AssignedEva in that thread starting here. The quick takeaways are that Paul's shriveled cock cannot satisfy Kindness so she is searching for a fuck buddy. This fuck buddy is supposed to be her daytime bang friend because Paul has a job and can't be around to fuck her when she needs it and can't stay up all night to do it. And oh yeah, Paul is fucking her while she sleeps. It's worth reading all the tweets.

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Her burning Paul's life to the ground with rape and abuse accusations, he didn't have to actually do it, were predicted a long time ago and it looks like it has begun even if Kindness' BPD crazy brain isn't consciously pursuing that line right now.

and the rape accusations in 3....2....1

NGL Bonnie rapist saga (like his dad) will be pretty kino.

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossposting from the Kindness Thread because this is too delicious



Boner has reached enlightenment

Sky has been tweeting more but it's all performative NB shit. Tranny Twitter disease is real.


Here's a rare bonnie and sky

 

[Miss Misery]

I will never, ever stop laughing at El Gordo's jeans here.

Edit: Not to mention his visible camel-toed testicles.

 

[Oxyjen]

They can’t keep begging eternally and have these fucking idiots keep opening their wallets?
Right?

In general you’re right, there’s always another mark out there.

But it has to be said, the tranch came to rely on easily won donations due to the Earl bonanza, and is in existential crisis now because the income has dried up.
The GFMs for their own hardship needs now do very poorly. That seems to be the whole reason for the dangerous gambit of raising money “for the Lakota”, which as we can see has been much more successful than their own (I forgot to list the “help the alpaca prepare for winter” one, but it wasn’t doing great either).

We did take some guesses at their financials a while back, and IMO they are probably barely afloat right now, so they *have* to keep grifting, even the honest work like that drywalling project is not going to hold back the tide of late bills.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

>Have a nasty reality check when looking at your face reflected on an unlit screen for half a second

This is a great observation and I applaud you for it!

While some of the Tranchers may suffer this cringing Kev doesn't, you've seen the endless selfies, his self-delusion is that strong that he sees a beautiful woman in his reflection.

 

[stupid frog]

Crossposting from the Kindness Thread because this is too delicious

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Boner has reached enlightenment

lol, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FUCK A PUSSY AND FIND MYSELF

 

[Certified_Autist]

How fucking old is that Ford? Surely too old for the dealership to be any more help than their local mechanic.

Its a 9th gen F series truck. Based on the updated headlight design its at least a 1992. Ford ended production of that gen pickup in 96 but the heavy duty versions (F250/350) kept going another year. So the truck was made anywhere between 1992-1997.

And yes, a dealership would be hesitant to service something that old for multiple reasons. If the troons bought the truck from that specific dealer and were on good terms with the dealer owner, then maybe the dealer would agree to look at it. But with the troons being absolute dicks to all the locals, fat chance.

Spoiler: amateur mechanic powerlevel

Old pickup trucks are absurdly easy to work on, if its not rusty thats even better. No idea what they said was wrong with it, but if the troons had money to buy parts, and were smart enough to follow a step by step youtube repair video, they could fix it themselves, albeit if its something major it might take a week or two. Of course they're lazy and retarded so they won't even try

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Wondering about the delivery picture of the knitted "cloths" a couple pages back - if it's so cold out how come the Indian guy unloading the truck is wearing shorts and a t-shirt?

 

[Oxyjen]

Its a 9th gen F series truck. Based on the updated headlight design its at least a 1992. Ford ended production of that gen pickup in 96 but the heavy duty versions (F250/350) kept going another year. So the truck was made anywhere between 1992-1997.

And yes, a dealership would be hesitant to service something that old for multiple reasons. If the troons bought the truck from that specific dealer and were on good terms with the dealer owner, then maybe the dealer would agree to look at it. But with the troons being absolute dicks to all the locals, fat chance.

Spoiler: amateur mechanic powerlevel

Old pickup trucks are absurdly easy to work on, if its not rusty thats even better. No idea what they said was wrong with it, but if the troons had money to buy parts, and were smart enough to follow a step by step youtube repair video, they could fix it themselves, albeit if its something major it might take a week or two. Of course they're lazy and retarded so they won't even try

It’s been heavily sperged about in the past!
I thought the same as you, but more learned colleagues suggested it’s actually quite sophisticated for the age. Even so, fire the parts cannon, buy a parts car, it can’t be that hard. Link below:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...ip-matthew-logue.86681/page-642#post-10867771

 

[The Nostril Whisperer]

the ridgeline is a cope pickup, literally just an SUV with part of the roof cut off. Don't they have an actual pickup they could use to haul all that shit or have I missed something that happened during my hiatus?

How can you have a militarized larping compound and not at least get a Hilux? The alpacas have a better chance of holding up the the recoil of a belt-fed dildo launcher than a fucking ridgeline.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I was really shocked that Elden Ring has a character based on Jen.

 

[Alpacawitz]

How can you have a militarized larping compound and not at least get a Hilux? The alpacas have a better chance of holding up the the recoil of a belt-fed dildo launcher than a fucking ridgeline.

Importing a ute from Australia is beyond the troon's expertise. Jesus, you're expecting them to build a barn right too.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

How can you have a militarized larping compound and not at least get a Hilux? The alpacas have a better chance of holding up the the recoil of a belt-fed dildo launcher than a fucking ridgeline.

Hiluxs have lost the reign as the top pick-up for muslim terrorists after the US flooded the area with Ford F-150s.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Spoiler: Me replying to older posts

Dumping the ones I couldn't before for Keventines Day because DDOS-ing trannies

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Can't wait for making Kevin Christmas cards this year

Other half of my Valentines I couldn't post during the DDOS

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I plan on continuing this trend.

I am so flattered that you’re putting these to such great use.

I hate to be late and/or gay but why was Pennywise in a wheelchair? Looks like after he got his beanbag snipped. I genuinely don't recall.


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Made this ... fucking thing last year.

I can’t believe that truck meme started in September, it feels like a lifetime ago, yet also just days ago…

Anyways I have an update. I don’t know how to begin with this one so I’ll just dump Penny’s comments on the current Ukraine-Russia fiasco. [1], [2], [3]

Tranch construction updates [A]

This shit’s kinda scary, I don’t want to turn it into a PNG. Something about the way he looks into the camera. [A]

Labor around the tranch [1], [2]

Jen shares a bit of lore. No, I don’t know what prompted him to feel the need to randomly tweet this. [A]

A serf begs for medical bill money: [A]

But Boss Tranny needs his teeth pulled. [A]

Spoiler: Pictures

Some arent from tweets archived here