Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

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  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

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    440
I don't know what to make of the sudden nausea
There's too many things to choose from: May is taking some new happy pills, the car smells like shit, they ate some greasy shit for breakfast, Ralph smells, Ralph can't drive, she knows they will be on a watchlist after attending AFPAC, May misses TheGatorGamer's dulcet tones and farmer muscles, she was reading chat and reading while sitting in a moving car makes some people sick, so many things that could make her nauseous.
 
There's too many things to choose from: May is taking some new happy pills, the car smells like shit, they ate some greasy shit for breakfast, Ralph smells, Ralph can't drive, she knows they will be on a watchlist after attending AFPAC, May misses TheGatorGamer's dulcet tones and farmer muscles, she was reading chat and reading while sitting in a moving car makes some people sick, so many things that could make her nauseous.
Prior to this incident they were eating Doritos and beef jerky. I believe Meigh also had an iced coffee earlier that day. Gunt's reckless driving probably did not help this situation either.
 
What's the point of driving this putrid sub-prime box on wheels if you're gonna use the backseat like the trunk and stuff it with your smelly possessions? His sub-prime Nissin noodles container looks like Ronnie's crackshack.

Way to drive a $40k truck like a $4000 junkyard box.
I’m wondering why they didn’t fly to Florida. The trip to Texas in April puts May over the line for safely flying, but it’s considered fine to fly before 36 weeks. May is well below 36 weeks so there was no physical reason not to fly.

Being in truck for two days driving is hell. A two hour flight would have been a fuck of a lot easier. Have they explained why they are taking this horribly long drive?
That's interesting. Nausea in the third trimester isn't uncommon, but usually happens in the first. Women with bad all-day nausea are given medicine. I don't know what to make of the sudden nausea, because it really isn't uncommon in the third trimester. But it is a bit sus. Super shitty of Ralph not to at least pull over or offer to find her some water to swish around her mouth.

If Meigh gets this sick on the way to Orlando, imagine how FUN the trip to Dallas will be!
Nausea in the third trimester is fairly rare. She’s at the point most women are totally free of nausea even if they had terrible morning sickness previously.

I get the idea May complains of nausea a lot - either as a way to fail to elicit concern from Ralph or as a cover to continue ED behaviors like purging. (I’d suggest restricting but we all know Ralp would never notice if she wasn’t eating so no need for some cover story like nausea.) it’s strange how often women with eating disorders hook up with fat guys.

May must be jonesing so hard for attention living with Ralph - he’s got no fucks to give and doesn’t even let her post online. She gets the rage pig treatment or nothing. KF is nicer and provides more positive attention for May than Ralphamale does.
 
Being in truck for two days driving is hell. A two hour flight would have been a fuck of a lot easier. Have they explained why they are taking this horribly long drive?
Ralph said on stream that taking a flight would require having to pay for airport parking, going through airport security sucks (which isn't wrong), flight delays being a possibility, not being able to stream during this, having to wear a mask and not being able to listen to his wigger music loudly the entire time. I believe he also said the time it would take would be roughly the same as if he just drove.

EDIT: He also said it was to load up all of his camera and microphone equipment which he threw into his backseat.
 
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Meigh got sick on the way to AFPAC.
Are you kidding me!! He made a hissy fit because there MAY be some vomit on the OUTSIDE of his rice truck?? I understand the frustration if it made a mess on the inside, even though that's still no way to treat your pregnant fiance. But the outside!?

He didn't even get that pissed off at plate gang spraypainting "PEDOPHILE" on his Kia.

This is the first time I have ever felt sorry for Pantsu, and I used to hate even looking at her. She absolutely looks abused and doesn't deserve to be chained to a ragepig.

Notice how silent and uncomfortable she became, just like how she was afraid to confront Ralph on his alcoholism. She was more comfortable talking to a Trader Joe's weeb than her own baby daddy.

What is he gonna do when the baby is throwing up inside his truck, in his guntshack, all over his $600 mixer? CPS is going to receive more than just prank calls.
 
There's too many things to choose from: May is taking some new happy pills, the car smells like shit, they ate some greasy shit for breakfast, Ralph smells, Ralph can't drive, she knows they will be on a watchlist after attending AFPAC, May misses TheGatorGamer's dulcet tones and farmer muscles, she was reading chat and reading while sitting in a moving car makes some people sick, so many things that could make her nauseous.
This is hilarious to go with. Meigh is possibly attempting to better or worsen her horseface, while doing disgusting shit with Ralph along while getting a little bit sick on the car trip to the event. The putrid smell of Ralph, grease and inside of the car makes it worse for her. Classic moment of the duo.
Meigh got sick on the way to AFPAC.
Also lol'd at where Ralph chimps out like a freakazoid while May is enduring the entire trip to AFPAC. Worse is nowhere to temporarily stop and no nothing to stop by to actually rest, which Ralph wants to continue keeping up with while not being the car driver. Imagine if he sets another faraway trip but forces no break, no toilet, no stops, just continuous driving and suffering for everyone to laugh at his capabilities.
 
I kept waiting for him to ask if she was okay. Instead he pig raged at her not to get puke on the paint job of his nice truck. She should barf in his lap.
recalls his telling sandra to hitchhike when she was deathly sick, also way to preabuse and treat your child like shit before its even born, good thing its actually a pillow.
 
Meigh will be taken around the barn soon, isn't she?

We all know that she is the architect of her own misery, but i can't help but feel sympathy for the sheer volume of abuse she takes. No Matter the mental gymnastics, the shit ralph is putting her through must sting in the back of her horse brain and eventually she will just turn over and die or snap.
 
Ralph said on stream that taking a flight would require having to pay for airport parking, going through airport security sucks (which isn't wrong), flight delays being a possibility, not being able to stream during this, having to wear a mask and not being able to listen to his wigger music loudly the entire time. I believe he also said the time it would take would be roughly the same as if he just drove.

EDIT: He also said it was to load up all of his camera and microphone equipment which he threw into his backseat.
So in other words he’s broke. Most “journalists” and esp “editor and chief” fly with their recording equipment, they even have nice secure travel cases for it. Lol at Ralph acting like he’s taking professional gear with him. It’s selfie sticks, headphones and laptop.

Ralph couldn’t cover the cost of two people flying with equipment and long term parking. Nobody would chose to drive 11 hours if they could afford a 2 hour flight. He could have done the KS from his hotel room in Orlando last night and both stream today if he had flown. I’m curious if he will manage to do anything but ratchet phone streams in Orlando. I don’t think Gator trained up Pantsu on the traveling KS set-up.

Ralph needs to stream/beg as much as possible, but with as little as effort as possible. Just letting his phone stream and hope for superchats as he drives and wiggers out is typical Ralph. He should just join IP2, it’s his only real option at this point

I hope we catch some glimpses of Ralph trying to pretend to be a reporter at AFPAC - I.e. him waddling around with a selfie stick. He’s almost never been able to figure out how to properly stream when traveling, and now doesn’t even have Gator to call for help. Ralphamale is just the kind of top tier coverage AFPAC deserves.
 
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So in other words he’s broke.
Yeah. I would have said "cheap" because he can't spin that as a W or "owning da hayterz".

He should just join IP2, it’s his only real option at this point

I hope we catch some glimpses of Ralph trying to pretend to be a reporter at AFPAC - I.e. him waddling around with a selfie stick. He’s almost never been able to figure out how to properly stream when traveling, and now doesn’t even have Gator to call for help. Nobody is going to mistake Ralph for Louis Theroux, but the Ralphamale is just the kind of top tier coverage AFPAC deserves.
The irony of this is that most of IP2 have no idea who he is and those that do hate his fucking guts and don't want him.

You can probably count on him orbiting Fuentes but Nick will only casually interact with him as he moves on, leaving Ralph to blend into the crowd of groypers and incels.
 
Yeah. I would have said "cheap" because he can't spin that as a W or "owning da hayterz".


The irony of this is that most of IP2 have no idea who he is and those that do hate his fucking guts and don't want him.

You can probably count on him orbiting Fuentes but Nick will only casually interact with him as he moves on, leaving Ralph to blend into the crowd of groypers and incels.
I’m really hoping some other people are streaming and recording footage at AFPAC. Gunt is so fat, sweaty and awkward in public. His paranoia will be dialed up to 12 too. He won’t be able to deal with any of it unless he gets some booze in him. I don’t think his weed and Xanax can be a replacement social lubricant for Ralph.
 
I’m really hoping some other people are streaming and recording footage at AFPAC. Gunt is so fat, sweaty and awkward in public. His paranoia will be dialed up to 12 too. He won’t be able to deal with any of it unless he gets some booze in him. I don’t think his weed and Xanax can be a replacement social lubricant for Ralph.
To add to this, it's illegal to use weed recreationally in Florida, however the penalty is a citation for anything under 20 grams which carries a $100 fine for a first offense. Now, two things to consider along with this if he did indeed bring weed with him: 1) He's transporting it across state lines and 2) would a fine disrupt his suspended sentence deal?

I'm certainly no lawfag so I can't speak with any merit to this but this was what I had considered initially. I could be completely wrong about this, no clue.
 
Meigh will be taken around the barn soon, isn't she?

We all know that she is the architect of her own misery, but i can't help but feel sympathy for the sheer volume of abuse she takes. No Matter the mental gymnastics, the shit ralph is putting her through must sting in the back of her horse brain and eventually she will just turn over and die or snap.
It's bad enough that I think she'll kill him while he's asleep when she finally snaps.
 
I’m really hoping some other people are streaming and recording footage at AFPAC. Gunt is so fat, sweaty and awkward in public. His paranoia will be dialed up to 12 too. He won’t be able to deal with any of it unless he gets some booze in him.
Now I’m not saying anyone should do this, but imagine how easily he could be IRL trolled at this event into popping off and getting arrested.
 
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