Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pot of sneed]

*snipped because many photos*

Way to look like a defiant toddler, Fatlynn.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis Big Al, the losiest loser that ever lost. Not weight, mind you. Every single challenge she's ever set for herself.

Good summary Situation Type Deal Gorl. Why are we surprised that she failed? We are not.

She had "such a good weekend," she says, as she does that stupid pinching motion with her fingers and thumb, like she's fucking Italian. As the weekend was ending, she told herself, "I wish I woulda filmed." Says she didn't have permission to film inside her "friend's" home, so didn't weigh in, even though the only thing that would have been filmed in the scale, so none of that makes any sense, as usual.

She keeps talking that she is not a weight loss channel but a channel dedicated to her life. Except that she does not film her life outside the flat. Her life consists of hauls, taste tests and Legos. I think that many Snapchat Q&As were made during the weekend. She would have been so much fun staring at her phone all day long. I think that she was the proverbial "third wheel", and did not want to be alone in the flat. She probably stayed in her corner while Jade had a grand time.

They went places - like the mall. Says she thoroughly enjoyed it. Of course you did. Says they "didn't feel" like going to the grocery, so they did InstaCart and it will be here any second now. Such dedication!

Why didn't she film the stores pointing at things? Because she did not go, or went and stayed in the car.

It's now the next ay, and she shows us two big Dunkin' Donuts bags. Go hog wild, Big Al! Blathering about the "Refreshers" DD has, and they are going to try all four of them. She's going to try them on camera and "obviously" the "gf" will not. She hates them all, especially theone with coconut, even though she claims to like the other two. Since she isn't having a foodgasm over the other two, we know that's a lie.

Those bags are awfully big to have only 4 drinks. She could have shown the donuts too and done a taste test.

She finished her expert laygo piano, She's now moving on to a lego wall art map of the world.

I like her dedication to Legos like a 10-year-old during spring break. Was the piano supposed to be the last one she does? I guess you need something to do when you are stuck in the flat all day long.

It's now Feb 22. She is no longer going to show her weighins on camera (aka she is not going to be weighing herself at all), so the 100 days is over), because she's at a bad spot with her "eating disorder". She is so happy that after nine years of people telling her to seek professional help (and her telling all of them to go to hell because she "knows what works" for her) she finally got help. Claims dieting is making her eating disorder worse.

Well, this was expected that she will not reach her goal but I am sure she is proud of herself to have tried. After the first interview with the counsellor, I fully expect that she will tell us that they did not understand her after they suggest that she goes on a restricted diet.

Feb 22 weighin: 503.4

Says that is horrible and she feels it. Apparently there's some magical line or fairy dust or possibly - probably - a good bit of stupidity going on here, because when she crosses into 500+ pound territory, even something as simple as 503, her breathing gets worse, her layygs are super swolleeen, it's harder to walk. Nope. That is all in your head. There's no significant difference to a morbidly obese fatty like yourself if they weigh 495 versus 505. That shit is all in your head.

If you watch MSHPL, most participants have destroyed their joints and have problems with breathing and walking, have lymphedema, sleep apnea, high blood pressure, and many other conditions. Amber's BMI is 90. No one at that size will feel like a trim individual being able to do a lot of physical things. Amber is no different. Amber was using mobility scooters well before she reached her present weight. Amber admitted that she does not film herself walking because of her breathing. Being 490 pounds is not going to help, being 190 would.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was listening to some compilation while driving earlier this morning, and one thing struck me that can sum up both why she fails and why those of us who continue to say she has no desire to change are absolutely correct, despite what the ambabies lecture us about. We all remember the "I have a dietician, y'all" vey brief arc. Remember what she said when she started talking about that at first: "I finally did what all of you [the viewers] were telling me to do and got a dietician."

Forget for the moment that she expended zero energy in "getting" a dietician, since that woman reached out to her: it's the language that's important. The viewers suggested repeatedly she get a dietician. She finally did. The viewers suggested repeatedly she go see a psychologist. She's finally going. This is the reason she's done/doing these things. Not because she's doing it because she decided to or wanted to do it or because she actually wants to change. And, to the misguided souls who come to the farms intending to set us all straight, let me give you yet another example.

Let's skip back to the livestream era just last year when she claimed she was looking for a therapist - even though she's so unique that therapy doesn't work for her. Then the "gf" appears, and she's so supportive that she did a lmgtfy and sent Big Al a list of therapists she found, even though Big Al had a) already said she was looking for a therapist, and b) Big Al could have done the googling with the same energy she uses to "research" things. What did we hear about that from that point? Nothing.

She does not want to change. QED (look it up, Hamber).


Edit.

500 lbs. lol
Maybe it's the Broccoli that makes her gain weight?

Also Amber's eating disorder is called Compulsive Overeating Disorder.

AKA binge eating, and I remain unconvinced she has BED.

 

[Owlflaps]

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For anyone that still bothers to keep track, our gorl still hasn't lost the famed 89 elbees. Cancer, being dumped by Becky, getting sent to the ER room, even mommy Wipey couldn't rein in her cow. Amby's still a humongous fuck that sneers at her audience.

"Queen of Trolling" indeed. Wear that crown while you sit on your fupa throne gorl yaaas queen slay

This bitch already failed her outpatient program. She already knows her body and she knows what works for heeeeeer

 

[dfranki723]

I don't think it's an issue of not filming her life, it's the fact she doesn't have one.

She's nothing more than an empty space. She has nothing to offer as a ''Youtuber'' besides being a disgusting, fat cunt. She's not intelligent, talented or funny and she has no legitimate hobbies. Even with the Laaaygos, you'd think she'd capitalise on it and maybe do a time-lapse of her completing one. It'd be boring but it'd be fucking something.

I don't think there's a more useless Youtuber than her, even when she talks about her life, it's all lies so that certainly doesn't count as anything worthwhile or special.

 

[Tea Sipper]

I always wondered that if Jade is a pretty assertive and functional human being that AL can't manipulate, maybe she would be the motivator that Hammy needs to become somewhat normal. But as with all the past eras, all the warning signs are there and I'm optimistic we're due for some classic Big AL cow content. We're back in the 500s y 'all!

Lol. Not to give Big AL too much credit, I think it's because she says "my girlfriend" in sentences instead of "Jade" (as if her subscribers don't already know Jade's identity). But because she always talks in that smug narc tone it just comes off as bragging that she has a girlfriend every time.

I can just imagine her in Greece, huffing and puffing as they walk everywhere. She's exhausted and starveeeen, so they find a restaurant and sit down, waiting to be served.

"No chips and dip?" Big Al sniffs. "In America, they would have already brought out the free stuff."

She starts looking at the menu. Fortunately, it has pitchers so she doesn't have to strain her brain figuring out how to say sometihing.

"Ewwwww. Black spaghetti? And what's a dole-a-mahd-ayy? Grape leaves? Whuuuut? Moose-acka? Bayyybuh," she whines. "Can't we just go somewhere for a twenty piece nugget?

The waiter points to the keftethes as a suggestion. "Beef and lamb," he says.

"LAMB?" she screeches. "No nonononono."

The waiter tries again. "Octopus?"

Big Al squeals. "You're a sociopath. Let's go, baybuh!" She tries to storm out dramatically, but it takes her three tries to just stand up. After swaying for a moment because of the exertion, she waddles out the door, googling on her phone to find a McDonald's.

Holy shit. I read that in her voice and pictured it perfectly. Are you sure you're not Cheyenne!?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If you watch MSHPL, most participants have destroyed their joints and have problems with breathing and walking, have lymphedema, sleep apnea, high blood pressure, and many other conditions. Amber's BMI is 90. No one at that size will feel like a trim individual being able to do a lot of physical things. Amber is no different. Amber was using mobility scooters well before she reached her present weight. Amber admitted that she does not film herself walking because of her breathing. Being 490 pounds is not going to help, being 190 would.

I have no doubt she's in pain all the time because she's eating herself to death. I do not think, howeer, that there's a significance in that pain between 495 pounds and 503 pounds. She's just bein dramatic.

I don't think it's an issue of not filming her life, it's the fact she doesn't have one.

She's nothing more than an empty space. She has nothing to offer as a ''Youtuber'' besides being a disgusting, fat cunt. She's not intelligent, talented or funny and she has no legitimate hobbies. Even with the Laaaygos, you'd think she'd capitalise on it and maybe do a time-lapse of her completing one. It'd be boring but it'd be fucking something.

It's likely never even occurred to Big Dim Alto do it. I think the "gf" is the brains of that particular operation, and not by much.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I had a dream she killed me. I pray it wasn't prophetic

 

[Din Djarin]

Maybe it’s just me, but if I was at home with my significant other and they were like “I’m going to order 4 xtra large drinks from this place just to try them” id be like why? Like maybe if they ran some kind of taste test channel or page but it’s just so unnecessary and stupid but then again it’s amber.

What do you guys think is the most amount of times she’s ordered from ubereats in one day? I think 7. This woman had a Diet Coke delivered to her.

And of course she couldn't just get the small size for each drink. (sorry i'm a little late on the reply)

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Truly, Big Al would be an insufferable borefest even if she were skinny.

"Love me a dinosaur moment."
Showing off hickeys with odd camera angles, "so good"s, a poop bun, and Twinkie!
I think she did a good job.

This parody illustrates what a wannabe cute young influencer Amber really is. The mall-shopping, Cheesecake Factory-dining, useless-plastic-tat-accumulating show that she’s intensely ordinary. A basic bitch Wommart shopper.

But she weighs 500 pounds.

So on the one hand: the lowest common denominator made flesh. On the other: a circus freak.

The cognitive dissonance of all that girlish squealing and too-young-for-her slang coming out of that body … that has been her hook all along.

 

[peach tea]

This parody illustrates what a wannabe cute young influencer Amber really is. The mall-shopping, Cheesecake Factory-dining, useless-plastic-tat-accumulating show that she’s intensely ordinary. A basic bitch Wommart shopper.

But she weighs 500 pounds.

So on the one hand: the lowest common denominator made flesh. On the other: a circus freak.

The cognitive dissonance of all that girlish squealing and too-young-for-her slang coming out of that body … that has been her hook all along.

The slang thing always gets me. Some people can pull off using a lot of slang depending on what it is, even if they use it heavily. To me, it depends on how they carry themself. Some people just come off off as… cool in a natural way. Amber has zero swag. She is absolutely not that person. She is the opposite of effortless and it makes everything she does seem so forced.

She tries to cop a lot of gay/ballroom lingo and Gen Z slang and she’s just not that girl. It almost sounds like someone who is in the early stages of learning a foreign language. There are people who are older who use similar words and phrases and I never think twice about it. When Amber says the same things, it reminds me of the trope of the out of touch mom in a movie who is trying to relate to her teenage daughter. Very Amy Poelher in Mean Girls.

Honestly it’s one of the most fascinating things about her. Someone who is so cringe, so unbelievably unlikable, stupid and uninteresting has managed to maintain a living from a YouTube channel for a solid decade. A YouTube channel about her life, interests and personality, all of which are boring, contrived and insufferable. She doesn’t have the entertainment value of someone like Chantal or the humor of people like the Slaton sisters and yet somehow she has managed to make it work.

You gotta give it to her, she is really good at monetizing the fact that people can’t stand her. She knows her grift.

 

[Yellow Monday]

I had a dream she killed me. I pray it wasn't prophetic

Were you outside? Cos … safe

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Were you outside? Cos … safe

No it was in an abandoned house, which makes it worse somehow

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Holy shit. I read that in her voice and pictured it perfectly. Are you sure you're not Cheyenne!?

Cheyenne is far more talented than I. But like you (and many others, I suspect) I too hear Big Al's voice when I'm reading certain things. It makes me want to blast an air horn at my face.

She tries to cop a lot of gay/ballroom lingo and Gen Z slang and she’s just not that girl. It almost sounds like someone who is in the early stages of learning a foreign language. There are people who are older who use similar words and phrases and I never think twice about it. When Amber says the same things, it reminds me of the trope of the out of touch mom in a movie who is trying to relate to her teenage daughter. Very Amy Poelher in Mean Girls.

You gotta give it to her, she is really good at monetizing the fact that people can’t stand her. She knows her grift.

It is rather fascinating. Most grifters have some kind of talent (innate or learned), or some kind of knowledge about something, and these things enable them to con people. Big Al has nothing beyond being an uneducated, intellectually incurious, petty bitch who managed to gain 300 pounds on a "weight loss" channel. I'm actually amazed by that.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I was listening to some compilation while driving earlier this morning, and one thing struck me that can sum up both why she fails and why those of us who continue to say she has no desire to change are absolutely correct, despite what the ambabies lecture us about. We all remember the "I have a dietician, y'all" vey brief arc. Remember what she said when she started talking about that at first: "I finally did what all of you [the viewers] were telling me to do and got a dietician."

Forget for the moment that she expended zero energy in "getting" a dietician, since that woman reached out to her: it's the language that's important. The viewers suggested repeatedly she get a dietician. She finally did. The viewers suggested repeatedly she go see a psychologist. She's finally going. This is the reason she's done/doing these things. Not because she's doing it because she decided to or wanted to do it or because she actually wants to change. And, to the misguided souls who come to the farms intending to set us all straight, let me give you yet another example.

Let's skip back to the livestream era just last year when she claimed she was looking for a therapist - even though she's so unique that therapy doesn't work for her. Then the "gf" appears, and she's so supportive that she did a lmgtfy and sent Big Al a list of therapists she found, even though Big Al had a) already said she was looking for a therapist, and b) Big Al could have done the googling with the same energy she uses to "research" things. What did we hear about that from that point? Nothing.

She does not want to change. QED (look it up, Hamber).


Edit.


AKA binge eating, and I remain unconvinced she has BED.

No, Compulsive Overeating Disorder is not BED. She doesn't binge. She doesn't overeat to the point of puking. She just overeats constantly, all the time, with any food, enough to get fatter and fatter and fatter. This is also why her "binges" seem planned and why she has no shame talking about "binges". This is why WW makes her gain weight because she finds ways to overeat anyways because she will overeat with any food.
It is probably the problem 90% of the deathfats in the world have.

Only treatment? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and OA sessions. Like other EDs it is on the OCD spectrum.

I still think OCPD was not a wrong diagnosis for her. Not the only thing wrong with her, but one of the things wrong with her.

Edited cause ESL.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

50 shades of laygs

50 shades of yellow

 

[12345]

Been a bit since I did this since the Farms being down and all. I didn't realize she did this every other day so I haven't been keeping up. And I also clear my history so it doesn't show as a watch and I don't know where I left off. If there was a video you want to know the dislikes that I haven't done, just let me know. This is the last week of videos.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Been a bit since I did this since the Farms being down and all. I didn't realize she did this every other day so I haven't been keeping up. And I also clear my history so it doesn't show as a watch and I don't know where I left off. If there was a video you want to know the dislikes that I haven't done, just let me know. This is the last week of videos.

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Of course the mukbang hit 70k.

Amber, just upload a video called "I'm a fat cunt and it's about time I just owned it in exchange for huge amounts of youtube money" and embrace being a lolcow. You should pop up in Gunts lives lately, her payday will be very healthy this coming month.

 

[Poop Bun]

her payday will be very healthy this coming month.

No doubt she will celebrate by feeling super proud and then shoving a meal, or two, or four into her insatiable gaping cavernous maw.
505.3 lbs - here we come again.
Congratulations fatty, you played yourself.

 

[FarmVille]

Where was amber this weekend ??

The infamous 500-pound dainty South Lake Tahoe black bear, dubbed Hank the Tank, who was accused of breaking into homes over the last few months in search of snacks has temporarily avoided state-sanctioned euthanization.

DNA evidence revealed the colossal ball of black fluff was just one of at least three big hungry bears responsible for breaking into residences, the California Department of Fish and Wildlife said Thursday.