Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Some of you may remember that sometime ago, as a lark, I started counting Big Hamber's crutch words. I hesitated to do this one because it was so short, but unlike Big Al, I understand that the best way to build momentum to reach a goal (like her fake goal of losing weight) is to start with something smaller before continually moving into more difficult practice, consistently. For your watching/listening pleasure, word and phrase counts for "Huge Bath & BodyWorks Haul":

Like: 36
So: 22
My "gf": 8
Mentions of anxiety: 3
"Peer": 3
AAVE/teenspeak: 2 (cray cray, 10/10 recommend)
Y'all: 2
Ging-ham: 2
Sweet: 2
Babe: 1
Eliding letters: 1 (impor-an)
I don't even know: 1
Living best life: 1
Not gonna lie: 1

Surprisingly, no moments or situations or situation moments.

That shock collar gets two more words: Ging-ham pronounced as two distinct syllables, and with a hard second g and h, and "peer" for "pure"

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Some of you may remember that sometime ago, as a lark, I started counting Big Hamber's crutch words. I hesitated to do this one because it was so short, but unlike Big Al, I understand that the best way to build momentum to reach a goal (like her fake goal of losing weight) is to start with something smaller before continually moving into more difficult practice, consistently. For your watching/listening pleasure, word and phrase counts for "Huge Bath & BodyWorks Haul":

Like: 36
So: 22
My "gf": 8
Mentions of anxiety: 3
"Peer": 3
AAVE/teenspeak: 2 (cray cray, 10/10 recommend)
Y'all: 2
Ging-ham: 2
Sweet: 2
Babe: 1
Eliding letters: 1 (impor-an)
I don't even know: 1
Living best life: 1
Not gonna lie: 1

Surprisingly, no moments or situations or situation moments.

That shock collar gets two more words: Ging-ham pronounced as two distinct syllables, and with a hard second g and h, and "peer" for "pure"

Don't forget the one "It is wut it is" when she was lovingly giving the "fuck me" eyes to her tub of ice cream hot date for the night.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

-she keeps saying she and jade are hanging out with eric and ricky but i feel like thats not true

If this is true (big if), and it's without Becky, it's remarkably shitty of all involved. Especially since the last anyone has heard from Becky was her being a black hole of depression (and boring content)

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Don't forget the one "It is wut it is" when she was lovingly giving the "fuck me" eyes to her tub of ice cream hot date for the night.

Surprisingly, it's on my list to pay attention for, but none in this one. I'm sure she'll be right back to her usual form in the next video. Oh, and I'm trying to keep an eye on the duck lips situation type deal, but it's difficult to make marks on the paper for her words and keep an eye on the screen for those. I suppose I could watch it twice, but I worry that I'll ty to punch her through the screen and destroy either my monitor or my phone.

On the "hanging out with Eric & Ricky, Becky being left out" issue: if Eric and Ricky are hanging around with these two cunts, I am disappoint. I don't watch Becky's videos, mainly because overall, I think she's a depressive person (in the psychological sense) and hanging out with that type is depressing (in the generic sense), but if her pals Eric and Ricky are going around with Big Amber and her "gf", that would probably depress her even more. It's a shitty thing from her so-called friends.

 

[Miltank]

Lol why would eric and ricky have any obligation to go out with AL and her new caretaker? The sole reason they ever even put up with her and reluctantly went out in public places with her was because she was Becky's "partner". Now that Al has nothing to do with Becky, on top of living an hour away from E & R i could never see them willingly "hanging out" with her. They want nothing to do with her and probably pray every day they don't even get a text from her (which im sure they don't )

 

[Insulin reid]

Like: 36
So: 22
My "gf": 8
Mentions of anxiety: 3
"Peer": 3
AAVE/teenspeak: 2 (cray cray, 10/10 recommend)
Y'all: 2
Ging-ham: 2
Sweet: 2
Babe: 1
Eliding letters: 1 (impor-an)
I don't even know: 1
Living best life: 1
Not gonna lie: 1

Ging-ham is my favorite.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Lol why would eric and ricky have any obligation to go out with AL and her new caretaker? The sole reason they ever even put up with her and reluctantly went out in public places with her was because she was Becky's "partner". Now that Al has nothing to do with Becky, on top of living an hour away from E & R i could never see them willingly "hanging out" with her. They want nothing to do with her and probably pray every day they don't even get a text from her (which im sure they don't )

Especially after Amber said she wanted to fuck Eric on livestream.

 

[dfranki723]

When it comes to Eric and Ricky, I think the only plausible explanation is, she's either straight up lying OR she's fabricated a reason to go and proceeds to impose herself on them. Unfortunately despite their ''sassiness'' I don't think either of them would tell her to fuck off to her face.

We've all had that acquaintance that relentlessly pushes themselves on people they consider ''friends''. You either have the balls to stop it or put up with it like a bitch.

 

[goodgrief]

I agree that Amberlynn's nothing content has reached critical levels. How she intends to compete with the likes of Foodie and her crime saga is a real and worrying question. Amberlynn is doing teyyss tesssss molmens and Foodie is madam sheriff out there trying to get a dangerous egyptian horse off the streets.

It's sad but the most interesting part of the Amberverse is Dana F. Ridge, our bisexual queen who now has a man. And Dusty who we previously thought was an alpha chad is alone and cryeen. It has never been more raw you guise, fawk.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When it comes to Eric and Ricky, I think the only plausible explanation is, she's either straight up lying OR she's fabricated a reason to go and proceeds to impose herself on them. Unfortunately despite their ''sassiness'' I don't think either of them would tell her to fuck off to her face.

We've all had that acquaintance that relentlessly pushes themselves on people they consider ''friends''. You either have the balls to stop it or put up with it like a bitch.

Unless I see her with them, I do not believe her, unless, as you wrote, she imposed on them. So, if we believe her, they drove over an hour to meet them? For what? Reminiscing oF the good old days? She want to tell us that she has a lot of friends when in reality all she has is a roommate .

As far as the mall, I was thinking of Westfield or other very large mall. In reality, it is probably one with 10 or so stores. She might be able to do it, but she does not show it because it would show how labour her breathing is if she is not using a mobility scooter. Again, all we have are her words.

 

[icebag]

Okay, I have to ask. What gives this fucking mastodon the idea that she's dainty? I have never seen anything in nature unhinge it's jaw to the extent that she does, just to ram in a load bigger than her head. Her lumps have lumps. She has to go through doors sideways. Her hands are shapeless blobs. What's the old joke, more chins than a Chinese phone book. That's not a necklace, it's a fucking belt. Where in that tub of guts is anything remotely dainty? Please. I'm beginning to think words mean nothing.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Okay, I have to ask. What gives this fucking mastodon the idea that she's dainty?

Amber does not accept that she is obese even when she says that she is. Amber has been big all her life and this is the only reality she knows. She famously said that; "I am pretty and this is the only thing important", or something like this. She absolutely refuses to accept that any conditions she has, including her cancer, are due to her weight.

 

[marjoram]

Okay, I have to ask. What gives this fucking mastodon the idea that she's dainty? I have never seen anything in nature unhinge it's jaw to the extent that she does, just to ram in a load bigger than her head. Her lumps have lumps. She has to go through doors sideways. Her hands are shapeless blobs. What's the old joke, more chins than a Chinese phone book. That's not a necklace, it's a fucking belt. Where in that tub of guts is anything remotely dainty? Please. I'm beginning to think words mean nothing.

She's a narcissist. She thinks she's the best thing since Sara Lee light sliced bread.

Also, in FatAl's world words indeed don't mean anything, which is a great thing for Extremely Awesome Best Ever Authorlynn.

 

[tasty humane burger]

My take on Amber hanging out with the gays is that they're taking one for the team for Becky. Keeping up with her is kinder than her weeding into Beckys life, and by going on double dates etc they can relay info back to Becky

 

[FatalTater]

I will not believe Amber is hanging out with Eric and Rickie until I see undisputable evidence.
I think she read that people like and miss them, so she's trying to act like she's cool enough that they would include her in their plans.

 

[Murderous Anas]

She posted this picture of Eric on her Snapchat yesterday. I was skeptical of her claims that they still hung out together, but for me, this just shows that the fags will do anything for money and/or cheap gifts. Rickie has always given me the impression that he despises her, and even Eric seems like he got more of a kick out of making fun of her in his vlogs than maintaining a friendship with her. Now that he's abandoned his YouTube channel, I don't understand why they would be seen with her IN PUBLIC unless there was something in it for them...

 

[Gergg]

Amber got put in the dog kennel for the weekend while jade met up with her other lovers. I'm sure one or more of jade's lovers can't tolerate rotting corpse smell or food aggressive dogs stealing food. Plus while Hamber is at the kennel they can have her claws trimmed for free! There is no way Ricky and Eric would let her come around again after Hamber destroyed Becky's life in a fit of jealous narc rage.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Unless I see her with them, I do not believe her, unless, as you wrote, she imposed on them. So, if we believe her, they drove over an hour to meet them? For what? Reminiscing oF the good old days? She want to tell us that she has a lot of friends when in reality all she has is a roommate .

As far as the mall, I was thinking of Westfield or other very large mall. In reality, it is probably one with 10 or so stores. She might be able to do it, but she does not show it because it would show how labour her breathing is if she is not using a mobility scooter. Again, all we have are her words.

She posted a picture of eric on her snapchat so they might actually of hang out with her.


Edit: i now see someone posted the photo.

 

[Billie Ross]

Nigga Jade looking thick.

 

[goodgrief]

She definitely did hang out with them. Candid pic taken of Amber outside of the mall with her gorlfrond and fronds. I can't reveal my sources, I'm so sorry.