Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pot of sneed]

Well, our gorl is as heavy as a male black bear in his prime but a lot less agile and far less cute.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Honestly it’s one of the most fascinating things about her. Someone who is so cringe, so unbelievably unlikable, stupid and uninteresting has managed to maintain a living from a YouTube channel for a solid decade. A YouTube channel about her life, interests and personality, all of which are boring, contrived and insufferable. She doesn’t have the entertainment value of someone like Chantal or the humor of people like the Slaton sisters and yet somehow she has managed to make it work.

I think that part of her success is the fact that she is doing this for 10 years, and was one of the first super morbidly obese individuals to be on YouTube. She also got a boost when MSHPL started on TV. When she started, being under 350 pounds, she was far more mobile, more vibrant, more interesting and less full of herself. She seems to enjoy being on YouTube at that time. Now, her videos are formulaic and sterile, devoid of vibrancy and humour. She lost at least half of her audience and very few new people are subscribing to her channel. As she ages, she is losing the youth and young adult demographic, and she is not relatable to the rest of the population. No wonder her channel is slowly dying off.

 

[FickleFuck]

Where was amber this weekend ??

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At "a friend's house" allegedly. Can we euthanize Hambutt instead and save this cute massive bear?

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

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[Tiki Bar Man]

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uh oh stinky!

 

[marjoram]

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Bullshit

Go have Beggy arrested and we'll talk.

 

[inquizadoor]

6 whole minutes of im assuming nobody doing blow or getting arrested? yawn.

anyway:
-she has a huge huge bath and body works haul
-she keeps saying she and jade are hanging out with eric and ricky but i feel like thats not true
-shes out of lotion. probably bc it takes a whole bottle to cover her surface area
-she was going "cray cray" in the store i HATE urbanlynn
-HAHAHAHAHA she says her girlfriend insisted on paying. methinks she read here about how her "gf" is really just being paid to be with her and this is another way to try and dispute it, like how jade buys her flowers after amber buys her beats and jordans
-it looks like she got jade some kind of cocobutter shit which i find hilarious
-she was "Shook" that white tea smelled good bc she'd never smelled it before. but didnt she get a whole perfume set scented like that?
-she prefers bar soap but somehow didnt know B&BW had it sure jan
-okay so she got: lotion, body cream, soap, hand soap, body spray, shower gel AND room spray. jade must have finally told her she smells like absolute shit and to get it together.
-[i feel like this was a lot of unnecessary stuff but not really a "huge" haul]
-shes over being scared of covid bc shes vaccinated and she wants a noooormaaaallll life.
-just a way to humblebrag that she allegedly can walk through a mall now
-i hate her stupid puff ball earrings
-shes trying to upload every other day BUT on odd days bc shes such a kwerky gorl
-but now that shes said that its too close to a commitment so itll stop now


BORING BORING BORING. JADE GET HER HOOKED ON DRUGS ASAP

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Man, should've just waited a few minutes for your nice run-through of this borefest.

I was just staring at her stupid earrings the whole time, tbh.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

No, Compulsive Overeating Disorder is not BED. She doesn't binge. She doesn't overeat to the point of puking. She just overeats constantly, all the time, with any food, enough to get fatter and fatter and fatter. This is also why her "binges" seem planned and why she has no shame talking about "binges". This is why WW makes her gain weight because she finds ways to overeat anyways because she will overeat with any food.
It is probably the problem 90% of the deathfats in the world have.

Only treatment? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and OA sessions. Like other EDs it is on the OCD spectrum.

I still think OCPD was not a wrong diagnosis for her. Not the only thing wrong with her, but one of the things wrong with her.

Edited cause ESL.

Eh, we'll just have to disagree. She has no issue eating large amounts of food in public or private, and she seem perfectly able to control herself when she wants to do so - and in fact, bragged about not having beeeenged for x time period in one video in the Jade Era, I believe (too tired from working outside in the heat to look it up). And I honestly don't think she feels badly about the shit she eats, either, no matter how much lip service she gives he food or her weight. Now she'll throw this on the dumpster fire of her alphabet soup that she really, truly has, you guise.

Been a bit since I did this since the Farms being down and all. I didn't realize she did this every other day so I haven't been keeping up. And I also clear my history so it doesn't show as a watch and I don't know where I left off. If there was a video you want to know the dislikes that I haven't done, just let me know. This is the last week of videos.

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The book covering the continued downfall of Big Al's channel is called Popcorn for the End of an Era. When they inevitably make it into a movie, what's the film's title?

 

[12345]

The book covering the continued downfall of Big Al's channel is called Popcorn for the End of an Era. When they inevitably make it into a movie, what's the film's title?

89 lbs.

 

[M.T. Graves]

You know what’s easier and cheaper than buying a shit ton of overpriced candles and lotion? Showering.

 

[FatalTater]

Remember how they had that pool at the Gaycare?
I'm convinced it was a desperate bid to get Amber to clean herself, disguised as summer fun.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

You know what’s easier and cheaper than buying a shit ton of overpriced candles and lotion? Showering.

Assuming she can fit into the shower still

 

[M.T. Graves]

Assuming she can fit into the shower still

I was picturing more that scene from My 600 lb Life when the guy had to hose his girlfriend down on the back porch.

 

[marjoram]

Remember how they had that pool at the Gaycare?
I'm convinced it was a desperate bid to get Amber to clean herself, disguised as summer fun.

Backfired as FatAl just contaminated everything to her level of disgusting what with freebleeding everywhere and the overwhelming amount of filth on her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

6 whole minutes of im assuming nobody doing blow or getting arrested? yawn.

A hookers and blow arc would be good content.

anyway:
-she has a huge huge bath and body works haul

I guess if your money is way down, $200 is "huge".

-she keeps saying she and jade are hanging out with eric and ricky but i feel like thats not true

I feel like that's a fucking lie.

-HAHAHAHAHA she says her girlfriend insisted on paying. methinks she read here about how her "gf" is really just being paid to be with her and this is another way to try and dispute it, like how jade buys her flowers after amber buys her beats and jordans

I'm sure that will change the minds of ones of people!

-shes over being scared of covid bc shes vaccinated and she wants a noooormaaaallll life.

Ain't no normal at 500+ pounds, Hamber.

-just a way to humblebrag that she allegedly can walk through a mall now

Don't believe it. We've seen how she waddles. and heard how she breathes.

-i hate her stupid puff ball earrings

I hate them all.

-shes trying to upload every other day BUT on odd days bc shes such a kwerky gorl

Good luck with that, since months are not equal in their lengths. March 31's "every other day" is April 2. She'll probably have given up on it by then anyway.

BORING BORING BORING.

Her new normal.

 

[Xenomorph]

I am using my 10,000th message to say :

 

[mekalekahi]

What I got from this video is Eric,Ricky and Jade went into bbw while amber sat on a bench outside the store. Hence the 2 second clip we got last video.

 

[smallmilk]

I find it amusing how Al and Chantal switched roles.
If you remember Amberenaissance era, she was vlogging going to Walmart, restaurants with a colorful and revolving cast of characters around her while Chantal sat alone in her apartment eating and bitching about some boring irrelevant shit.
But now Chantal is going around vlogging livestraming with several colorful charcters and Amber is alone, eating and eating and and filling her videos with boring irrelevant shit.

 

[pot of sneed]

Stinkpigynn. No, I have nothing better than that