Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Mussi]

I need a farmer to hold my hand rn the psyops have really got to me bros.

What is the likelihood of this turning nuclear? I didn't give a fuck about covid but this is really getting to me for some reason.

0 unless Russia invades another country.

 

[mantan]

It's possible that the rifle handouts and "no age limit" recruiting announcements by Ukraine are another kind of misdirection, aimed at making Russia underestimate their troop strength. The thinking may be that if the Russians think their forces are depleted to the extent that they have to hand out rifles to civilians, they will get careless and be caught off-guard by the amount of Ukrainian forces remaining.

>Ukranians are just pretending to be losing.

Have you considered that it could be a social experiment, just a prank, maybe Ukranians are just trolling Russians and they're actually decimating the invaders.

 

[Breadbassket]

A residential building was hit in Irpin, which is near Kiev

 

[Gregg Turkington]

I need a farmer to hold my hand rn the psyops have really got to me bros.

What is the likelihood of this turning nuclear? I didn't give a fuck about covid but this is really getting to me for some reason.

There is a near zero chance. How many times has it been said over the past weeks that NATO would not be sending any of their troops in to defend Ukraine?

 

[Meat Target]

0 unless Russia invades another country.

Or if China goes for Taiwan.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

https://twitter.com/DrRandyMcDougal/status/1497023740902658048

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@DrRandyMcDougal: 1/ sharing from a friend with a background in us intelligence My take so far: Russia is fighting a 1970s era war against a small but early 2000s era enemy. 2/ What I mean by...

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^you can read the rest by clicking on the links, it's from a twitter account that looks to be dissident right-wing ish but the fact that it starts by "sharing from a friend with a background in us intelligence" is raising my eyebrows to the ceiling, wonder what the rest of you think?

Advanced cope. It's been a day and a half. Universally accepted military cakewalks like the German invasion of Polan or the US in Iraq took 3+ weeks and the Russians have used neither the carpetbombing nor any of their modern tech they have in Syria while only committing a third of the forces they've got positioned at the borders thus far.

 

[LUNEKO]

The rugby and curling world tournaments have joined chess in pulling from Russia. The country is being devastated.

Edit: also kicked from Eurovision

NOT EUROVISION

WHAT WILL RUSSIA DO WITHOUT EUROVISION

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Convert this to Cyrillic and read it

who knows how to read fucking cyrillic?

 

[Herty]

Even the Pajees are siding with Russia, the US is fucked

 

[Collections Agent]

I need a farmer to hold my hand rn the psyops have really got to me bros.

What is the likelihood of this turning nuclear? I didn't give a fuck about covid but this is really getting to me for some reason.

Extremely minimal unless Biden does something exponentially more retarded than he's already been

 

[tyko]

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The US embassy in Kiev tweeted this. You would think it's a /pol/ meme.

That one reply:
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Some Russian should reply with this.

 

[Thistle]

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Ok, things are getting pretty crackpotty now from beanie boy... Shit it's real, aint it...

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Hey, finally those White Nats that were talking about a Muslim invasion of Europe are right, too bad for them that it is under the Russian banner...

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Might this lead to a mobilization or maybe other paramilitary forces that would side with the Ukraine? I'd imagine that there are a few groups that support Ukraine. Not to speak of the other countries that might be next on the chopping block.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Didn’t the US give a bunch of cool tech to Ukraine that was supposed to make conventional warfare obsolete? Why are they losing so bad?

They're doing alright given the circumstances, from what we actually know is happening. So are the Russians.

Ukrop/vatnik propaganda and Twitter hysteria is just melting people's brains into thinking that anything less than a complete Seven Hour War tier victory for whatever the side is you dislike means they must be suffering a catastrophic defeat.

 

[BradCarter]

who knows how to read fucking cyrillic?

Шут уп

 

[Mussi]

It's possible that the rifle handouts and "no age limit" recruiting announcements by Ukraine are another kind of misdirection, aimed at making Russia underestimate their troop strength. The thinking may be that if the Russians think their forces are depleted to the extent that they have to hand out rifles to civilians, they will get careless and be caught off-guard by the amount of Ukrainian forces remaining.

"When the Soviets advance towards Berlin, Army Detachment Steiner will strike them from Bohemia and cut the Soviets off! Der krieg ist nicht verloren!"

 

[Gregg Turkington]

It's possible that the rifle handouts and "no age limit" recruiting announcements by Ukraine are another kind of misdirection, aimed at making Russia underestimate their troop strength. The thinking may be that if the Russians think their forces are depleted to the extent that they have to hand out rifles to civilians, they will get careless and be caught off-guard by the amount of Ukrainian forces remaining.

I guess if General Melchett from Blackadder is commanding the Ukrainian forces it's possible.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Шут уп

æøå

 

[Saleh]

I agree that the 2021 Russians would be crushed by the U.S. army of 1991 and 2003.

However, there would be higher casualties if we include the modern U.S. army.

 

[The Ugly One]

If there was still any doubt about the Russian-Chinese alliance:
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Biden probably thought he was talking to Deng Xiaoping.