Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

    Votes: 248 56.4%
  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

  • Total voters
    440
Notice how Gunt has the bottom button buttoned. You never do that with a suit.
Was browsing and about to post this. It's a tell-tale sign Ralph has no idea.

But I guess the fit of the suit would also be a dead giveaway too

Edit: I'm on mobile, so kind of hard to tell. Is it a solid black suit or dark blue? Black is generally frowned upon, but another thing he wouldn't know.

I wonder how many people are thinking "who is this weird looking retard wearing sunglasses indoors?"
 
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Edit: I'm on mobile, so kind of hard to tell. Is it a solid black suit or dark blue? Black is generally frowned upon, but another thing he wouldn't know.
It appears to be black.
I wonder how many people are thinking "who is this weird looking retard wearing sunglasses indoors?"
Which one?
 
My god. This guy is actually insane. I can't believe the delusion I'm seeing in that tough guy road rage clip. He learned NOTHING from the beat down.
And learned nothing from his reckless driving ticket last year, driving school, and the Nissan wreck.

Ralph's driving is the one thing that makes me mad at the internet and if I could do something to revoke his license to drive, I would. He can keep his grift platforms, but he should not be allowed to put people's lives in danger on the road.

He has learned nothing from anything.
 
You’re forgetting the red shirt and pants from his fight with the pedophile brigade, the gunt was more exposed than ever (aside from the sex tape) that night
Oh no, I didn’t forget, no one can forget angry front ass fight. He did have an extra long shirt and Gunt concealing clothing on that night. However, due to the fight causing actual movement and clothing being grabbed and pulled his Gunt was again exposed.

Ralph had typical Gunt concealing clothing that night, but it was not adequate protection for a physical sissy fight. He learned a hard lesson, but a vital one. Now If we ever see Ralph wearing a mumu and Pantsu’s maternity spanx we will know he is ready to rumble and prepared to fight.

It just occurred to me how many innocent Portuguese must have been subjected to extreme Gunt viewing due to his ass stomping there.
 
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Roadpig guntrage, passes using the right shoulder then brake checks semi with 8 month pregnant woman as passenger.


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Washington State is the fabled land of the all lanes truck party so I feel the pain that is 5 lanes of traffic and 4 of those lanes are semis passing the semi to their right; I understand the anger, the rage even.

What I don't understand is passing on the shoulder at what appeared to be around 80, brake checking the semi which is the object of Ralph's ire, further slowing down the traffic blockage which was the inciting factor to begin with, and to top it all off, livestreaming this whopper of a potential traffic citation so as to best preserve proof of it when otherwise none would exist. :story:
 
I need to issue a formal apology to Carl of Swindon for mocking his suit all these years.

At least he looked like a shift manager at McDonald's; Ralph has the proportions of a fucking Tim Burton character.
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It just occurred to me how many innocent Portuguese must have been subjected to extreme Gunt viewing due to his ass stomping there.
They only broke his face after one of them kicked the gunt and it tried to consume him whole. That kind of horror can only be met with extreme violence or copious amounts of fire.

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Ladies and Guntlemen, not the fact that Ralphs Gunt protrudes so much, his jacket needs to be so big that where a normal persons groin would be in a picture there is nothing.
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Instead, we are left staring at something else. It's felt.
What the fuck
It's like some sorta gunted optical illusion
A guntical illusion, cuz he's fat
 
Just now saw this but relevant:
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Ralph is the +, he's not young and has enough estrogen in him to barely be a man and he isn't sharply dressed, but he's at least 10 dudes when you account for his pure aura.
He can't really cheer that long either, on account of his health and doesn't believe in anything past his wallet but it's the thought that counts.
 
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