Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

    Votes: 248 56.4%
  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

  • Total voters
    440
Look a bunch of social lepers got together to try not feel like lepers and put on their fancy clothes. They are so excited.

I like that over half of attendees must have their face redacted because they want to be employable.

Pantsu is fucking reatrded agreeing to go to this shitshow and show her face. I can’t imagine what her Jewish father thinks of her attending AFPAC.

I still can’t get over how awful Ralph’s suit looks. A decent suit makes almost any man look presentable, but Ralph found an exception. It looks like his suit came from Biggie Small’s Down syndrome cousin’s closet.

Do we think it’s so ill fitting or wrongly proportioned because he bought it when he was fatter? Yeah idk how that’s possible since he seems to be at his fattest now. Maybe he went to Men’s Waehouse/Hoodwill and bought the first jacket that could be buttoned without bursting?

Ralph body is too freakish to buy off the rack. Spending a few hundred on a decent second hand suit and then a tailor to do much needed alterations would have been a far better investment than his Gucci purse.

I’d say this will be what Ralph dusts off in his comic marriage to Pantsu, but he obviously wants to fake marry her wearing a wrestling leotard and tights.

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This dude is impressed guys wore suits to a “political convention”? He thinks a thousand attendees is impressive? It’s obvious he’s never been to any sort of real political event before.

The few reporters who have bothered to check out AFPAC in the past don’t call it a convention, but describe as a fundraising dinner with speeches. From what I can see that’s true this year as well.
 
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Look a bunch of social lepers got together to try not feel like lepers and put on their fancy clothes. They are so excited.

I like that over half of attendees must have their face redacted because they want to be employable.

Pantsu is fucking reatrded agreeing to go to this shitshow and show her face. I can’t imagine what her Jewish father thinks of her attending AFPAC.

I still can’t get over how awful Ralph’s suit looks. A decent suit makes almost any man look presentable, but Ralph found an exception. It looks like his suit came from Biggie Small’s Down syndrome cousin.

Do we think it’s so ill fitting or wrongly proportioned because he bought it when he was fatter? Yeah idk how that’s possible since he seems to be at his fattest now. Or he just went to Men’s Waehouse/Hoodwill and bought the first jacket that could be buttoned without bursting?

Ralph body is too freakish to buy off the rack. Spending a few hundred on a decent second hand suit and then a tailor to do much needed alterations would have been a far better investment than his Gucci purse.
I believe he said during his driving stream that he forgot his original one at home and was going to get fitted for a new one. By some deductive reasoning we can come to the conclusion that he 1) bought a new one in Orlando including shoes and tie and 2) probably did not bother to have it cleaned 3) much less have it tailor fitted so it essentially came off of the sales rack.

Naturally a person working in retail will tell him it looks great because they want to sell him a medium priced piece of clothing. I imagine he probably thinks he looks good in it since he wears wigger clothes. I bet he also hates wearing those dress shoes.

We may be witnessing the clothes he will be buried in. There goes Xandra's college fund. Yes, I know that cremation is still on the table.
 
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Every picture I've seen has just been the worst of the grift right, possible feds, and the 16 year olds they're duping to fund their wigger lifestyles but go off I guess.

Edit: In fact, it makes me pretty uncomfortable for all of these kids to be around people like Ralph, a convicted sex offender and known teen lover, and Fuentes- catboy enthusiast. These fucks shouldn't be allowed a group of young, impressionable teen boys who are desperate for an identity. One way ticket to some sick shit going down.
 
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I believe he said during his driving stream that he forgot his original one at home and was going to get fitted for a new one. By some deductive reasoning we can come to conclusion that he 1) bought a new one in Orlando including shoes and tie and 2) probably did not bother to have it cleaned 3) much less have it tailor fitted so it essentially came off of the sales rack.

Naturally a person working in retail will tell him it looks great because they want to sell him a medium priced piece of clothing. I imagine he probably thinks he looks good in it since he wears wigger clothes. I bet he also hates wearing those dress shoes.

We may be witnessing the clothes he will be buried in. There goes Xandra's college fund. Yes, I know that cremation is still on the table.
Ralph obviously doesn’t have a suit at home that fits. IIRC he didn’t even wear one when he was convicted of revenge porn, just a collared shirt.

I guess someone pointed out to Ralph that a suit was the required attire for the AFPAC dinner so he had to find one yesterday and it certainly looks like he bought whatever he could find at the very last minute.

It sort makes me pity Ralph. He looks like a homeless dude some charity tried to source a suit from the donation pile to put on before taking him to a job interview at Wal-Mart.
 
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Look at the unbelievable proportions of this rock troll. His lower legs take up like 1/5 of his entire body. The suit drapes so far over his massive gut which makes him look incredibly, abnormally short - and he’s already a MANLET. Also, how the fuck do you make your legs even do that? They’re already touching like under his knee and bowing inward. My theory is that his legs are so lacking in muscle, and his gunt so heavy, that Ralph’s leg bones are slowly collapsing inward and will soon snap.

This is possibly the worst looking suit combo I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how you found a suit this terrible looking - it’s shockingly ugly and comical. Ralph, you are a circus freak with a bizarre body, and you’ve clearly never been fatter.
This may be the best full body shot of Ralph to date. The trip so far has done wonders to build a clear picture of Ralph. His freak out at May showed how she and that baby are the last thing he cares about. Forgets the tea then doesn't ask if she is ok after vomiting just demands she not get it all over the truck.
Now for this perfect picture. The downward angel shows that photographer was at least 5'6" to tower over these manlets to make their feet look so disproportionately tiny. Then you have the undeniable fact that Ralph picked these pants up from Walmart since no decent tailor would let someone leave a store with such poor fitting pants. Will have to check Bake's arrest sheet since this shows Ralph clearly 1" shorter than him. Finish it all up with black pants and brown shoes to complete an outfit fit for a DUI hearing. This whole convention of glowies in training looks like a mock prom for all those who never did prom. Hope more pictures come out because this is a great game of eye spy.
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It really looks like a kid wearing his dad's jacket for a funny picture and not a grown man(let) at a "political" convention.

You have to wonder, does May not tell him that he looks ridiculous? I guess she can't really be honest otherwise he would sperg out at her and make her life (even more of) a living hell, but I mean some subtle comment about how maybe it doesn't suit him. I guess she doesn't give a shit if he looks like an idiot as long as he doesn't get angry at her.

Ralph must have gone all out to find some type of lifts or something to elevate himself out of midget stature since he looks about as tall as May in that picture and it's been thoroughly established that she is taller than him by a few inches. It explains why he looks to be as tall as Baked (who is a manlet but not midget sized like Ralph).

Fucking amazing accomplishment to make Carl's suit look better put together than yours Ralph.
 
Every picture I've seen has just been the worst of the grift right, possible feds, and the 16 year olds they're duping to fund their wigger lifestyles but go off I guess.

Edit: In fact, it makes me pretty uncomfortable for all of these kids to be around people like Ralph, a convicted sex offender and known teen lover, and Fuentes- catboy enthusiast. These fucks shouldn't be allowed a group of young, impressionable teen boys who are desperate for an identity. One way ticket to some sick shit going down.
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That drip got the establishment shakin' at the knees. 😩😩😩💦💦💦
 
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