Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[Dick Molesterson]

he looks like a 12 year old that stole his father's dress clothes for play time.

I was thinking more 2 midgets standing on top of each other to disguise themselves as a regular sized person, only the top midget is much, much fatter.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Because well-off, normally adjusted white people don't give a shit either way about any other race and just wanna mind their own business.

It's takes a special kind of retardation and mental gymnastics to think that these pasty skeletons that look like the result of inbreeding and are secretly degenerate as shit are "God's Chosen People"

Reminds me of this guy:

 

[The Big Dream]

I knew the terrible lighting of AFPAC reminded me of something

 

[NPC304348]

Ralph hasn’t tweeted in 4 hours. Probably not still in FL since he hasn’t posted any gay food pics. Based on the IRL stream I’m giving him a 50% chance of making it to the crack shack in one piece. Does meigh survive the trip? Should we be gambling on this???

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Reminds me of this guy:
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Ya know, if some guy told me he walked out on his family and abandoned his son, then show me that picture, I'd probably put my hand on his shoulder, tell him I understand and probably buy him a drink to help him cope with the shame.

 

[Flim Flam]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1497359842041905157 a
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Why you have a DUI hearing at 10 and a custody hearing at 2. All while glistening with sweat.

How does he have prison pallor before doing any time? Looks like he's moving into the late stages of whatever will finish him off. Alcoholics often go this weird gray color before turning yellow as their renal systems begin to fail.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph hasn’t tweeted in 4 hours. Probably not still in FL since he hasn’t posted any gay food pics. Based on the IRL stream I’m giving him a 50% chance of making it to the crack shack in one piece. Does meigh survive the trip? Should we be gambling on this???

Possible, however I would think he would be boasting about his VIP dinner meal with Nick and Baked at the very least.

 

[Slimy Time]

It's ironic that the "white people are the master race" crowd are usually the ugliest, stupidest and most physically inferior. Ralph is like 5'1, which is actually pretty tall for an alt-righter

Looking at the guys in the background with him and Baked, maybe it's perspective but they really all look about as tall as Ralph.

I can't get over the 2nd button done up by him. It's suit 101, yet it feels like if he doesn't do it, his gunt will spill out.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Looking at the guys in the background with him and Baked, maybe it's perspective but they really all look about as tall as Ralph.

I can't get over the 2nd button done up by him. It's suit 101, yet it feels like if he doesn't do it, his gunt will spill out.

The Gunt was definitely the fattest person there.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Washington State is the fabled land of the all lanes truck party so I feel the pain that is 5 lanes of traffic and 4 of those lanes are semis passing the semi to their right; I understand the anger, the rage even.

What I don't understand is passing on the shoulder at what appeared to be around 80, brake checking the semi which is the object of Ralph's ire, further slowing down the traffic blockage which was the inciting factor to begin with, and to top it all off, livestreaming this whopper of a potential traffic citation so as to best preserve proof of it when otherwise none would exist.

I’d say he was doing more like 100-110mph. Maybe even 110-120.

 

[DonDaLemon]

How many days is catboi con? I wanna know when ralph is traveling along the east coast again. Seeing the way he drove with a fucking camera on him [TURN THE CAMERA TO ME WHILE I'M TALKING BITCH really scares me.
Also break checking an 18 wheeler cuz it was going the speed limit in the left lane is one of the most retarted things he's done. I don't know how true it is around the world but i think those drivers are taught to not slam on breaks, because that could cause them to lose control.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I’d say he was doing more like 100-110mph. Maybe even 110-120.

Easily could have been, I'm not great at gauging speed from video. My point is he was definitely going fast enough to be well over the speed limit and in that danger zone speed where it becomes harder to casually correct control issues and the consequences for having issues start to increase significantly.

 

[TherapyMan]

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHORT AND IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

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Jesus fucking Christ, the badness of this fit is legendary. I've seen a lot of bad suits in my time, but this really takes the cake.

I can only assume Ralph bought an oversized suit either on the assumption that it would make him seem bigger or it was the only off the rack suit that could wrap around his gunt. The width of the jacket is clearly at least two sizes too big for him. The edge of the shoulders should meet where the arm seam connects to the torso, but for Ralph, it's at least three inches wide. Even Baked's suit looks a little too wide for his shoulders, but it's nothing compared to the catastrophe Ralph is wearing. The bottom of the suit should end right along the middle of the crotch, but for Ralph it extends to like a third down the length of his thigh. Since Ralph never has had to actually wear formal attire in his life, he also doesn't seem to know you never button the bottom button on basically any suit jacket, making the bad fit look even worse by accentuating the largeness of the suit.

The fact that his pants are also way too long make his tiny legs even shorter.

He looks like a fucking child putting on his dad's suit jacket.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Easily could have been, I'm not great at gauging speed from video. My point is he was definitely going fast enough to be well over the speed limit and in that danger zone speed where it becomes harder to casually correct control issues and the consequences for having issues start to increase significantly.

I'm guessing his cruising speed on the drive down was 80-90.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Looking at the guys in the background with him and Baked, maybe it's perspective but they really all look about as tall as Ralph.

I can't get over the 2nd button done up by him. It's suit 101, yet it feels like if he doesn't do it, his gunt will spill out.

Alt-righters have a stereotype for being turbo manlets. Sometimes stereotypes are not accurate, but in this case, it's pretty spot on

 

[Zilortha]

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I feel like a broken record but WTF is wrong with his body? I’ve never seen someone with a hand so fat their thumb has to poke out of a slab of lard like a turtle poking its head out of its shell. There is a visible line of creased fat created simply by rotating his thumb upwards. It looks so repulsive.

His hand is an eldrich abomination. Plus his clearly small hands and feet seem even tinier compared to his giant body. This picture‘s even worse, since in the background you can see his massive fuckin’ beet-red head covered in gross patchy facial hair. Ralph, you are gross dude.

Ralph is so fat he looks like a person having an allergic reaction lol

 

[Beavis]

Ralph’s atrophied legs are his most hilarious feature.

 

[What the shit]

Reminds me of this guy:
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Hey look, it’s @secret watcher!

 

[GL09]

Ralph’s atrophied legs are his most hilarious feature.

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.
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These are the guys who claim to be master race. I bet they have KF accounts and regularly post in A&H