Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Granate37]

From r/Ukraine: Things Going On At The Border With Slovakia
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Every nigger in Ukraine fled like rats the moment the bullets started flying.

 

[Toothpaste]

If that’s the case Russia has had 2 decades of watching other countries fight in asymmetrical urban wars plus their own experiences in Chechnya and Syria to know that’s a retarded way of performing reconnaissance.

The Russian tactic for recon has always been "load up your guys on top of the BMP and drive at the enemy to see at what point they blow you up".

Armoured recon has always been the absolute worst place to be in a modern military. Your job is often literally to be the guys who get blown up just to see where the enemy positions are.

 

[Strix454]

Nope, Brandon just axed the China project because it might result in discrimination against Chinese-Americans. As if letting Chinese students take spots in grad school that could be going to white kids or Asians who grew up in the US is a good idea.

I think the actual problem these days is taking spots from other Asians who grew up in Asia. In particular Indians these days.
American higher education gave up on Americans a long time ago. International students is where all the $$$$ is at for colleges and universities.

 

[Happy Fish]

And the American Left cheers it on that civilians are getting handed guns in defense of their home. Why are those people against 2A again pls? I am confused

They are also cheering on a government that came from an insurrection. The answer is of course, "because the idiot on TV told them to."

 

[booklover]

This is the first I heard about a polio outbreak in Ukraine, and the first case was diagnosed in October! Great, all they need right now is this.

Ukraine, already contending with Covid and polio, faces mounting health threats

Ukraine is coming off its highest spike in Covid cases and has been working to control a polio outbreak since October.

www.nbcnews.com

In the late 1990s, Ukraine actually had the highest known per-capita rate of new AIDS cases, mainly because of drug addiction.

I'm also hearing that the Russian soldiers have insufficient basic supplies like food, water, and gasoline. If THAT doesn't make them back down, IDK what will.

 

[Übertroon]

To be frank, even the Ukrainian officials have released photos of arrested looters.

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The notes don't really have the same impact until you start hanging them from the trees and lampposts

 

[Rei is shit]

I have it on good authority that 1/3 of the Chechens pushing towards Kyiv have come down with chlamydia. The cause? The slut of kyiv.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

If it's not like Generation Kill, that is, the candid, uncensored, un-curated stories of the boots on the ground, it's automatically trash.

War is not some noble undertaking. It's ugly and retarded, to a cartoonish degree.

to quote that very same series: "There's levels of retardation to this whole thing you never even dreamed about! You should quote me on that!"

 

[Arc]

I was asleep and playing Elden Ring and shit so what happened in Ukraine today?

8 more mysterious superheroes "of Kiev" emerged. Ukraine has further improved it's (frankly already impressive) KD ratio to 1/25. The Battle of Twittergrad has been won by People of Decency from around the world.
Also Ukraine is forced to arm crying grandmas with automatic rifles.

 

[Strix454]

The Russian tactic for recon has always been "load up your guys on top of the BMP and drive at the enemy to see at what point they blow you up". Armoured recon has always been the absolute worst place to be in a modern military. Your job is often literally to be the guys who get blown up just to see where the enemy positions are.

Its not just the modern military. Being sent out on recon has always been about being sent out to be killed.

 

[Meat Target]

You probably think the female soviet snipers were real as well lol

That one chick you always see was real. It's just that, IIRC, she got turned into Minsk Beef by an arty shell.

 

[Breadbassket]

Allegedly this is an Armenian "saboteur" caught by the Ukrainian Army:

 

[Reddit Gold]

The notes don't really have the same impact until you start hanging them from the trees and lampposts
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The lampposts are all gone, stolen along with the ropes by The Marauder of Kiev.

 

[Mothra1988]

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Schizo post.

Palmer is an idiot. "Putin wouldn't have had to do this if his puppet was still in office." WTF does this even mean? Is he still conceding Trump would have stopped the war? If Trump was his puppet, why didn't he invade during Trump's term? I checked the Twitter comments, of course no one calls him out on this dumbassed cope.

 

[Strix454]

I was asleep and playing Elden Ring and shit so what happened in Ukraine today?

Ukraine has a whole superhero team now that are fighting the Russians.

 

[b0x]

Estonia has the best whores and cheapest quality booze in all of Europe. This will absolutely decimate morale for anyone in the Russian Federation who could afford it.

Seriously I love Estonian whores. If they weren't whores I would marry each and every single one of them.

Estonians (Estonian: eestlased) are a Finnic ethnic group native to Estonia who speak the Estonian language and share a common culture and history.

 

[Ero]

If Russia makes a competing system to SWIFT then the entire (current) global financial system just got in trouble

Yes, I'm sure the world's financial institutions will start adopting and using a SWIFT alternative control by an authoritarian oligarchy, third world shithole with 0 rule of law that somehow manages to get sanctioned every 2 years by all relevant world economies, minus China.
There's nothing banks and financial institutions love more than the uncertainty of the next day and the possibility of getting your transactions funneled by the Kremlin just because they feel like it, with you not being able to do anything about it.
It's over Globalfinancialbros the Russians won this time, I kneel to the glorious God Tsar shirtless Putin clone number 521.

 

[Meat Target]

to quote that very same series: "There's levels of retardation to this whole thing you never even dreamed about! You should quote me on that!"

GK is a wellspring of quotability. It's like if random_text.txt were a show.

 

[El Iluminado]

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The redditor tier retards that believe that shit should be paratrooped into lava.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Wow

8 more mysterious superheroes "of Kiev" emerged. Ukraine has further improved it's (frankly already impressive) KD ratio to 1/25. The Battle of Twittergrad has been won by People of Decency from around the world.
Also Ukraine is forced to arm crying grandmas with automatic rifles.

Finally, reddit will get the Ukraine avengers. The “of Kiev” gang, assemble!