Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Penis Drager]

Who fucking cares what Trump has to say about shit? This is the “Russia invades Ukraine” thread, not a “Politics” thread.

Trump's opinions are America's opinions.
Don't you ever forget!

 

[Soycast Guy]

Should I laugh now, or do I need to hold it for like, few days?
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So could this be suicide or “suicide”?

 

[Smolrolls]

US is pissing away $350 million to a corrupt government, like how it pissed away money and around 20 years to a corrupt government in Afghanistan.

 

[Granate37]

Donald Trump about to start his speech.

Calling him the president, even as Brandon drives the american empire into a fucking brick wall, seems like a giga-cope

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Who fucking cares what Trump has to say about shit? This is the “Russia invades Ukraine” thread, not a “Politics” thread.

Still politics, fag.

 

[No. 7 cat]

A mysterious man dubbed the "Depression of Kiev" is said to be behind this targeted assassination.

I would make a Hillary Clinton joke, but the KGB would have written the book on suiciding the troublesome.

 

[Elbereth]

So could this be suicide or “suicide”?

Probably suicide. I also wouldnt like getting out of that problem alive.
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[Lorne Armstrong]

Calling him the president, even as Brandon drives the american empire into a fucking brick wall, seems like a giga-cope

It seems like it is, because it is.

 

[No_one]

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source (likely posted, Mariupol. The photo, taken by photographer Dmytro Muravsky)

Would my impression that the Russkies are a little bogged down be right? Still, it's only a few days. Saddam lasted maybe a month of Gulf War 2.

That's an old photo, taken during a parade in 2016.

 

[MG-34]

I've got an old classic they could be using instead

Agreed. Or this version for extra seething:

https://youtu.be/HNC5eu16hEw

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

My brain has become confused with all the information from this coming in
Why is Ukraine not surrendering and sending its people to their deaths again? Like what are they getting out of it except for sympathy.

Sorry if dumb question my brains overloaded.

Edit: Got my answers. Thanx guys

 

[7-Up Thirsting Vampire]

So could this be suicide or “suicide”?

It could be a "suicide", since FSB kill those kinds of people and the medias brush it off as a suicide or a death from a disease. Who knows? Maybe we'll get the details sometime.

 

[Meat Target]

I would make a Hillary Clinton joke, but the KGB would have written the book on suiciding the troublesome.

As much as she hates Putin, it's funny what she has in common with him: anyone who crosses either of them oh-so-conveniently croaks.

 

[Breadbassket]

Another r/Russia Post:

Link

 

[Manly_Brony]

The Jew of Kiev has sold 5000 AKs to the Russians and the local gangsters in an hour.

 

[Happy Fish]

Calling him the president, even as Brandon drives the american empire into a fucking brick wall, seems like a giga-cope

Some people prefer legitimacy. Biden isn't legitimate. He is a pretender.

 

[Absurdity]

On that note, where are the livestreams?

These little 1 min clips are ok and all, but I want some madman running through the streets with a gopro.

Maybe I was spoiled by all the riotstreams we had in the US the past 5 years, but dammit where is the Ukrainian Tim Pool?* Can we crowdfund a ticket for Regg Inkagnedo to get over there?




*Of course I mean the old school "I gotta stop in this Starbucks to charge my IPhone batteries and flirt with girl streamers" and not the "bloviating in the basement of my mansion/skatepark" Tim Pool...

Here's a few. Heating up over there.

 

[Penis Drager]

My brain has become confused with all the information from this coming in
Why is Ukraine not surrendering and sending its people to their deaths again? Like what are they getting out of it except for sympathy.

Sorry if dumb question my brains overloaded.

Because they might actually come out of this with a big, albeit battered and wartorn, W.
Occupation is hard these days. It's not just because US generals are incompetent that the Middle East was such a shitshow.

Occupying unsympathetic territory for any extended period of time is an expensive pain in the ass.
Force comparisons be damned: it's Russia fighting an uphill battle here.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Some people prefer legitimacy. Biden isn't legitimate. He is a pretender.

Ok. So what? His demented ass is in the Oval Office after Trump got kicked out. Your opinion of “legitimacy” means nothing. It is what it is.

 

[Stoneheart]

just got a voicemail from my church. they are asking for donations for ukrainian refugees...