Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Reddit Gold]

You arent coping well.

I COPED SO HARD! AND GOT SO FAR! BUT IN THE END, SWIFT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

 

[Cybertonia]

>tfw some virgin 16 year old is jamming your frequency with his dad's amateur setup while wearing a V for Vendetta mask.

it was kirtaner doing it this whole time from his shitty canadian basement hovel

 

[kobebyarlant]

I thought the Twitter/Reddit crowd would be more divided on the war. Daddy Soros supports Ukraine but the only TRUE and HONEST socialist paradises in South America support Putin.

Also if we don’t get a video of a Javelin slamming into the roof of a tank soon what’s the point of having a modern war?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Calling him the president, even as Brandon drives the american empire into a fucking brick wall, seems like a giga-cope

I mean, it's CPAC so there's probably plenty of cope and Grindr hotspots. But former presidents are still addressed by the honorific of "Mr President". Unless they're Bill Clinton, who prefers to be known as Pussycrusher69.

 

[Toolbox]

Better than Nolink?

Honestly probably yes.

 

[Penis Drager]

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Classic Ukraine:
Fighting whores with whores.
One whore can easily handle 5 combatants at once; 6 if one of them has a foot fetish.

 

[make_it_so]

Not happening until Zelensky is vanned. Putin has explicitly said there will be no ceasefire without Ukrainian surrender.

Seems like a poor strategy IMO - if your goal is ostensibly to ensure the permanent neutrality of Ukraine, using carrots are just as important as sticks.

But then again Putin was basically babbling in that hour-long announcement a few nights ago, so who knows what the fuck the Russians' actual goal is.

 

[Breadbassket]

Approximate map of the Russian Invasion of Ukraine as of today (02/26/2022), map made by Casus Belli Intelligence. They expect Mariupol in the south will be the next big battle.

 

[Male Idiot]

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There goes my only hope of going into Budapest's 8th district. Not even a tank can stop the Gyppo Swarm.

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

Isn't literally all modern armor hardened specifically against incendiary weapons?
This faggot really think the ragheads the US have been throwing Abrams' at for decades never figured out how to fill a glass bottle with flammable liquid and light it up?

Have you watched the videos of things rolling in. The majority of them are open top. Plus tanks are usually escorted by ground troops. These likely aren't for the modern hardened tanks. They are for all the other junk the Russian army has,

 

[Coccxys]

I must say I'm impressed with the speed and efficiency that the NPCs have been propagandised on this.

 

[Disheveled Human]

It was funny on day one of the thread most of the Russophiles thought this would be wrapped up by Friday morning. I don't feel so good Russia Bros...

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Don’t you need a unanimous vote to trigger Article 5?

Possibly but legality has never stopped warmongers from, you know, warmongering.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Seems like a poor strategy IMO - if your goal is ostensibly to ensure the permanent neutrality of Ukraine, using carrots are just as important as sticks.

But then again Putin was basically babbling in that hour-long announcement a few nights ago, so who knows what the fuck the Russians' actual goal is.

Their goal is to do a little bit of trolling.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I thought the Twitter/Reddit crowd would be more divided on the war. Daddy Soros supports Ukraine but the only TRUE and HONEST socialist paradises in South America support Putin.

You thought they’d be divided? They’ve bought the Trump/Putin collection so much that this is probably the closest they’ll see an armed resistance to that tandem.

 

[Strix454]

Don’t you need a unanimous vote to trigger Article 5?

No. There is no vote at all.

There would be a declaration by a NATO member that they had been attacked and
then other NATO members would make an individual decision as to how they would
assist that member being attacked.

There is a great deal of misinformation in the press about Article 5. There are people
floating the idea that the US could go to war with Russia under article 5 based
on "Cyberattacks" on some NATO member. These people are basically finishing
for a theoretical way the US could go to war without having a choice or having
any kind of normal process associated with it.

Certain people are searching for ways that Joe Biden could simply declare the
country at war with Russia without a public debate or any of the usual
nonsense. The idea of "cyberattacks" being equal to a military attack
is the true innovation they are discussing.

 

[Jarolleon]

Enough with the infantry anti-tank and anti-air weapons! Fancy western junk when the Ukrainians REALLY could be using good old artillery. They wouldn’t be losing so bad if they had a couple of these bad boys.

It's the hard-counter to eagle-bearing Slavic invaders, as long as the globalists side with you.

 

[Stoneheart]

This. Price of meat/dairy/produce has doubled and still on the rise. I watched the price of bread double in 1 week here just 2 weeks ago. Fuck “The Church”. Take care of your own

the church has a basement full of food. we arent fags...

don't let your local priest hear that shit, you're gonna get in trouble

im calvinist, thats what we beliefe...

Then why are your numbers so screwy?

your numbers are screwy... also you make up random words when you could combine existing ones....

 

[Iron Jaguar]

china simpin grindset
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Shit countries that needed bombing. Heads up, ChiComs: we don't care.

 

[Penis Drager]

Have you watched the videos of things rolling in. The majority of them are open top. Plus tanks are usually escorted by ground troops. These likely aren't for the modern hardened tanks. They are for all the other junk the Russian army has,

I imagine the top closes in most actual combat situations. But I am a glue sniffing retard.