Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Illuminati Order Official said:
You think she ded?
I miss her a little, she was fun to argue with.
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I miss her stating incredibly stupid things like they were well established facts. Some favorites off the top of my head: landlocked means land in the possession of a government or private entity; its acceptable to indenture your minor children to aid the family finances; penises (penii?) are self lubricating; wild horses roam around Virginia and anyone can catch them and use them for farm work. There are probably hundreds more. If I ever get bored or autistic enough I'll make a compendium of her greatest hits according to toasty.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
It's been 90 days since the last document in the district court and 91 days since the last document in the appellate court.
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How sad is it that there's a decent chance her crusade against Josh Moon and the Kiwifarms was primarily motivated by her enjoying the attention she got from this thread?
If the case closes without another spergout filing on her part that might be the most likely explanation.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
...but he's no longer there. Actually I think she posted some conspiracy theory about Null actually being in the US for this whole time.
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She did. She's insisted from the beginning that Null still lives with his mom in Florida. I don't know why she refuses to believe Null actually left the country, but she's been unwavering on that point.

What's particularly hilarious is her clinging to that particular delusion was one of the primary reasons the default in the latest lawsuit was overturned. Once Smelly Melly admitted in one of her pseudolegal rants that she believed Null physically resided in Florida, she fucked herself over because her alleged "service" became invalid, as the judge explained here:

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It's always so satisfying to see a low IQ malignant narcissist hoist themselves on their own petard.
 
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My favorite Mel moment was when she sent us that pic of her idiot son flipping us off with the wrong finger. When we confronted her on it, she:

1) Said “no no it’s the correct finger”

2) Said “ok it LOOKS like the ring finger but my children have speshul unique Jew knuckles”

3) Said “ok maybe it’s the ring finger but my kids are angels so they’re not used to wicked Goy insulting gestures (that I made my kids do for internet strangers)”

4) Said “actually it IS the middle finger but the camera mirrored the image!” (How do thumbs work Mel?)

5) “I didn’t actually say any of 1 through 4 you’re just gaslighting me!”

That, to me, was the greatest indicator into why her life is such shit. She CANNOT be wrong. She will bend time and space to avoid the “shame” of being incorrect, she simply cannot abide it. She got in a dumb internet slapfight with strangers DRAGGING HER KIDS INTO IT because she just had to stick it to the Goyim.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
My favorite conspiracy she produced was the one claiming that Null and Hardin are one and the same person because they both use protonmail mailboxes.
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My favorite one was that me and Hardin are the same person. Remember when she tried to get the clerk to issue a subpeona for my info to prove that I am Hardin?
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
My favorite one was that me and Hardin are the same person. Remember when she tried to get the clerk to issue a subpeona for my info to prove that I am Hardin?
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Remember when she tried to say I was trying to steal her identity because I didn't talk about my religion in every single post of mine before I noticed her thread? That was wild.
 
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