Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[AnIntrepidCrow]

He literally looks like a fat child wearing stilts to hide that fact; what the fuck are those proportions?

I would be embarrassed to associate with someone who comes looking like they got their suit from looting it off of two separate homeless persons, like they are playing an IRL battle royale.

 

[JamusActimus]

Finger trick gone wrong (sexual)

 

[Rei is shit]

I don't get what you guys are harping on Ralph for. He is taking fashion cues from style icon Danny Devito. A daring fit is just what the ralphamale needs to reinvent himself after the portugal catastrophe.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't get what you guys are harping on Ralph for. He is taking fashion cues from style icon Danny Devito. A daring fit is just what the ralphamale needs to reinvent himself after the portugal catastrophe.
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Hey now. The Penguin knew how to wear a suit and conceal his form. Ralph on the other hand looks like he was forced to cobble together a suit from the childrens department for the legs and the mens big and tall section for the top. Whatever he did the jacket is way too long and makes his form look worse. Also I’m sure keeping all the buttons buttoned is making the suit look even worse.

I don’t remember who that fat US politician he used to make fun of with the way he tailored his clothing but if I recall he at least didn’t look as bad as Ralph

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I don’t remember who that fat US politician he used to make fun of with the way he tailored his clothing but if I recall he at least didn’t look as bad as Ralph

Was it Chris Christie? That would be my first guess.

 

[6thRanger]

That's definitely off the rack. It looks like a Big&Tall sized jacket. The issue is Ralph is simply just big. His lack of preparedness is what led to this. For someone or Ralph's dimensions there is no way to get a suit that will fit well in less than a week or two.

He almost certainly drove down to Florida and picked up the only suit that could button, which happens to be a Big&Tall fit. In people so ill-prepared and with such physiques, I have a feeling the buttoning of the second button goes beyond even concealing the Gunt. Something like an inability for his pants to meet at the waist or extreme tension. He'd have been better off with a smaller size and not buttoning it at all. His choice of tie, shoes and suit color don't help either.

Things like this are so mundane and so distractingly obvious that it's the kind of humiliation that can't be spun in any way. He looks terrible and every single person around him is merely humoring him: this is Ethan Ralph's tranny moment. To borrow from an A-log General, "How embarrassing!"

 

[Terra Pax]

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Much like people who wear a wedding ring for a long time get a crease, Ethan's thumb has spent so much time plumbing the depths of other people's rings to have developed the same thing. Fascinating.

And a worthy consolation prize for the Gunt seeing as how he'll never get to wear a wedding ring for that long anyway.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Have there been any pictures of him with the jacket unbuttoned? I wonder if his shirt is even capable of containing the gunt, both horizontally and vertically and still be long enough to tuck into his pants. Maybe he knows exactly how to button a suit jacket but cant because the gunt is uncontained beneath it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Have there been any pictures of him with the jacket unbuttoned? I wonder if his shirt is even capable of containing the gunt, both horizontally and vertically and still be long enough to tuck into his pants. Maybe he knows exactly how to button a suit jacket but cant because the gunt is uncontained beneath it.

We know from Gunt fight that he pulls hit gym shorts under the Gunt. It’s hard to say if he’d tuck the Gunt into his pant or leave it hanging outside tucked into a shirt. Ralph has a very special bifurcated Gunt so technically he could put each half down a pant leg.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

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Ratio'd

it makes perfect sense, he was a snowman this entire time. we've never seen his legs. they could be fakes. the gunt is just the bottom of the snowman. a snowman made out of alcohol,

it makes perfect sense, he was a snowman this entire time. we've never seen his legs. they could be fakes. the gunt is just the bottom of the snowman. a snowman made out of alcohol,

like in a christmas brisk ad, a yellow snowman with a wigger attitude

 

[Slobs]

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What the absolute fuck are these creases? How can his suit look so oversized and so bloated at the same time??!

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Both buttons? Really you jobless hick?

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Dayum boy, he thick. Got curves in all the right places, know what I'm sayin'? Our greasy slampig's putting Meigh's washboard square body to shame.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Was it Chris Christie? That would be my first guess.

Nah, Christie had the decency to wrap a belt around his massive gunt. Ralph is more of a hang and cover sort of guy. I'd say Paul Bearer.

 

[twozero]

I don't get what you guys are harping on Ralph for. He is taking fashion cues from style icon Danny Devito. A daring fit is just what the ralphamale needs to reinvent himself after the portugal catastrophe.
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The Penguin has actually got more muscular legs than Ralph though.

 

[An automatic clown]

We know from Gunt fight that he pulls hit gym shorts under the Gunt. It’s hard to say if he’d tuck the Gunt into his pant or leave it hanging outside tucked into a shirt. Ralph has a very special bifurcated Gunt so technically he could put each half down a pant leg.

I believe there was a picture of Ralph pulling a stupid pose when him and dick met up in Vegas. He had some kind of black jacket (unzipped) and a black under shirt. I don't believe the Gunt was tucked into the pants and the undershirt was bursting at the seams
Eta: found it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he always lets the gunt flop over his waistband, he must have a constant, raging yeast infection in the gunt fold. I can’t even imagine what he smells like.

 

[A Sunset]

I believe there was a picture of Ralph pulling a stupid pose when him and dick met up in Vegas. He had some kind of black jacket (unzipped) and a black under shirt. I don't believe the Gunt was tucked into the pants and the undershirt was bursting at the seams
Eta: found it

Look at that gut hangin’ low. We all know Ralph is incredibly sensitive about his gunt being exposed, but how could it help itself considering its sheer mass and gravitational pull. Gunt’s baby bump is bigger than Meigh’s.

I bet Ralph’s suit he threw together at the last minute, like a retard, really emphasized his giant gut with his dress shirt tucked in. No wonder the self-conscious MANLET was wearing a suit coat 2x too big for him.

Ralph there’s no hiding your gut you dumb faggot, no matter what tricks you attempt. You tried and you looked like an absolute clown at a big networking event, and now it’s captured forever for the enjoyment of the internet. Another W and 5-Star day for the Guntermensch.

 

[NynchLiggers]

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Damn, first his neck, now even the Golden Thumb has a gunt.

 

[HackerX]

Damn, first his neck, now even the Golden Thumb has a gunt.

I prefer the name "thunt"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Look at that gut hangin’ low. We all know Ralph is incredibly sensitive about his gunt being exposed, but how could it help itself considering its sheer mass and gravitational pull. Gunt’s baby bump is bigger than Meigh’s.

I bet Ralph’s suit he threw together at the last minute, like a retard, really emphasized his giant gut with his dress shirt tucked in. No wonder the self-conscious MANLET was wearing a suit coat 2x too big for him.

Ralph there’s no hiding your gut you dumb faggot, no matter what tricks you attempt. You tried and you looked like an absolute clown at a big networking event, and now it’s captured forever for the enjoyment of the internet. Another W and 5-Star day for the Guntermensch.

Ralph should be wearing the maternity Spanx amiright.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

If he always lets the gunt flop over his waistband, he must have a constant, raging yeast infection in the gunt fold. I can’t even imagine what he smells like.

Open a bag of sourdough that you've made soggy with milk and set in the Arizona sun for six hours for the full experience.