Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Wasn't it you who sent caterpillars after her?

No, no. That was me. Highlight of the year that she bothered to take a fucking picture of a caterpillar thinking I was trying to curse her. The narcissism to think I’d waste my energy putting a curse on her, and that it would result in a caterpillar that lives in her area.

 

[White Baby]

Have you gotten your white trash boyfriend who beats you constantly like Melinda wanted for you?

No but I got smacked in the eyebrow by a falling shelf at work the other day so I kinda know what it feels like now.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I got smacked in the eyebrow by a falling shelf at work the other day so I kinda know what it feels like now.

Now just find you a man who doesn't work and does that to you all the time and Melinda will feel pride in inspiring another woman to become a giant piece of shit

 

[The Un-Clit]

Shite, I am way behind the times. Does anyone know which page Melly was banned on? I'd like to catch up from just before there.

Fuckin hilarious that she somehow managed to get banned after all the crazy shit Null put up with from her until now tho!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, no. That was me. Highlight of the year that she bothered to take a fucking picture of a caterpillar thinking I was trying to curse her. The narcissism to think I’d waste my energy putting a curse on her, and that it would result in a caterpillar that lives in her area.

Never before had there been such a plague of caterpillars, nor will there ever be again. They covered all the ground until it was black. They devoured all that was left after the hail—everything growing in the fields and the fruit on the trees.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Shite, I am way behind the times. Does anyone know which page Melly was banned on? I'd like to catch up from just before there.

Fuckin hilarious that she somehow managed to get banned after all the crazy shit Null put up with from her until now tho!

You won't have to go too far back. But right before she got banned was the good stuff. It was just her using posts on here to add to her filings

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Remember when she tried to say I was trying to steal her identity because I didn't talk about my religion in every single post of mine before I noticed her thread? That was wild.

Gaslighting and Narcissistic re-framing.

YOU ARE GOYIM!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Remember when she tried to say I was trying to steal her identity

Just occurred to me... why would you want to steal something so worthless?

 

[White Baby]

Just occurred to me... why would you want to steal something so worthless?

I believe her reasoning was that I was secretly jealous of her.. yeah, sure, I'm jealous of a woman tied down with six (eventually going to be 7 I bet) kids and the world's least Jewish Mexican bricklayer. You got me. I hate sleeping in till 10 am on my days off and spending hours reading in peaceful silence. It's absolute torture.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm jealous of a woman tied down with six (eventually going to be 7 I bet) kids and the world's least Jewish Mexican bricklayer.

Let's not forget mental and emotional issues, "charming" personality and, last but not the least, the fivehead.

 

[Toasty]

I noticed a post elsewhere about gendered language elsewhere and was reminded of an occasion when she questioned about how one person could use another for sex. She felt the idea was sexist for some reason. I, being pedantic and shit, enumerated all the ways I felt one person might use another sexually, using very specifically gender neutral language. (Which is not to say tranny language because toasty believes in biological reality) our darling Mel insisted repeatedly even in the face of screen shots that I used sexist language against women. Good times. I do miss the bitch. I wonder if she's sold the older few off yet, other than the inbred retard.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I need to point out we're sitting here, reminiscing about good old times when she was posting on the forum...
What has she done to us? Is the curse real?

 

[PomegranateKing]

My favorite bit was her leaving Marshall... about 15 times. Only to get back on that trashy Mexican dick.

 

[Toasty]

She would shout at us from the rooftops about how much she adored her Torah following righteous man, and then use our forum to bitch him out and tell him how worthless he was and demand a righteous divorce the next week. All while begging get @Baby Yoda to be desperately seduced by a picture of plastic shoes to save her from drudgery and self lubricating shower anal as an escape hatch.
I regret my sad barren cursed life everyday when I think of it. What will I ever do?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

All while begging get @Baby Yoda to be desperately seduced by a picture of plastic shoes to save her from drudgery and self lubricating shower anal as an escape hatch.

I think a picture of something else would work much better.

 

[Toasty]

I think a picture of something else would work much better.

Well yes, but even though she's dumb enough to believe that she is qualified to interpret or disseminate the Torah or the words if Jesus despite not being able to speak nor read Hebrew, Greek nor Aramaic, she is somehow smart enough to not put a snap of her well worn (by her own account) favorite haunt of out best little green sweetheart

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Well yes, but even though she's dumb enough to believe that she is qualified to

Maybe we get it all wrong? Maybe she feared that @Baby Yoda would've ghosted her if he ever received the picture he desires?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Maybe we get it all wrong? Maybe she feared that @Baby Yoda would've ghosted her if he ever received the picture he desires?

Maybe she is upset because she wanted to use this forum to try and seduce @Baby Yoda to save her from Marshall but we kept denying her that chance by pointing out she was white trash incarnate that could only scrape the bottom of the barrel to get a boyfriend

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Maybe she is upset because she wanted to use this forum to try and seduce @Baby Yoda to save her from Marshall

Well, she did return here after a break just to talk to him...

 

[DarkAlien]

What a way to spends Valentine's day, groveling for likes.
I mean it's not like she has a loving supportive partner that will treat her to anything but a knuckle sandwich dinner in the candlelight, because they couldn't afford the power bill this month