Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Keavy Rain]

It's because years ago, he liked and agreed with Orange Man a single time on a single subject: space.

There’s also his affiliations with known Huwhite Supremacist, N-word enthusiast and Tranny Trophy Hunter Joe Rogan.

 

[Positron]

Question: what IS with liberals obsessive hatred for Elon Musk? If its simply because he's a billionaire, he's a billionaire whos put tons of money into space travel, eco-friendly industries and has spearheaded a lot of advances in scientific acheivements, yet they act like he's a nazi antichrist.

Musk never bothered to posture as woke. He never wax lyrical about how important "diversity" is. He doesn't sponsor sexual degenerates. This is especially unforgivable because his corporation is IT-adjacent.

 

[Adamska]

Musk has some morally dubious dealings, like with Cobalt mining sourcing in the Congo, which envoles slave labor. Heard something about them trying to switch to cobalt-free batteries, but some industries are simply plagued with slave labor so it might not be an intentional play of his, but I must admit that I am not very knowledgeable in the subject. But most of the criticism I see targeted towards Musk is about his immature antics (which are simply theatrics, you don't become the richest man on Earth by being a retard) and his long standing feud with the press. Others hate Musk simply because he's a billionaire, others hate him for his anti-Union stances at his companies. It's complicated!

In a normal world, this would be what would get Musk into trouble. But that is not the case; people scream tard noises at him online entirely because he liked a tweet from Trump once and goes on Rogan podcasts. Good reasons are not what drives the chimps to shriek in clown world.

Bob just also gets giga super angy at him because he's retarded and thinks SpaceX is competing fully with NASA.

 

[Cantercoin]

Is Blob aware

The answer to that question is always no

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob just also gets giga super angy at him because he's retarded and thinks SpaceX is competing fully with NASA.

SpaceX going to buy NASA and rename itself Ares Macrotechnology after ol' Elon gets big into the weapons game. A nerd can dream...

And if he does, the chimp out from Bob would be legendary, because only the government can provide us with the SOOPIRER FYOOOOTUR!

 

[JayHarrison]

The COVID-19 pandemic has left us with thousands of fraudulent, annoying pseudo-experts who know nothing about anything. Being the fraudulent, annoying, perpetually blind pseudo-expert that he is, Moviebob can't see himself in that mirror:

 

[Ita Mori]

The COVID-19 pandemic has left us with thousands of fraudulent, annoying pseudo-experts who know nothing about anything. Being the fraudulent, annoying, perpetually blind pseudo-expert that he is, can't see himself in that mirror:
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Movieblob needs about a dozen mirrors to see himself.

 

[Positron]

Movieblob needs about a dozen mirrors to see himself.

And before that, a diabetic specialist to fix his eyes.

Chip-Ma must have hidden all the mirrors just like Sleeping Beauty's mom hidden all the spindles.


More on DC movies:

So here are Bobby's Top 10 movies of 2021:
10. Suicide Squad ("...the instantly-iconic King Shark...")
9. Nobody
8. Free Guy
7. The Eternals ("metaphysical and existential concepts" again)
6. Titane (which Bobby was too busy to even review. I presume by "too busy" he means he couldn't type when his crotch is demanding attention)
5. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
4. Nightmare Alley
3. Cyrano
2. The Green Knight ("...one foot in the arthouse and the other foot in the smokehouse... strikes a strange tone between playful, detached whimsy postmodernism and the grimy muscular sincerity of whatever you call the far opposite of that... formalism for formalism's sake atmosphere...")
1. Benedetta.



Fancy some Looney Tunes capeshit?

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She is right.


Your mayor is such as piece of turd that she turns a supposed Putin lackey to Ukraine's side.


Higgins's tweet is pretty clear to me: pampered keyboard-warriors who think they are saving the world by their tweets will soon see what nuclear war is about. For some truly incomprehensible babbling, please refer to Bobby's review of Sri Gawain and The Green Knight, excerpted above.



Edward Snoden:

 

[The tired cat]

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Ye, that's adorable that Zelensky decided to pose for a photo op. Question is, how fast was he running once the cameras stopped rolling?

 

[JayHarrison]

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She is right.

Moviebob may be the dumbest humanoid that the evolutionary cycle has ever foisted on Earth.

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Your mayor is such as piece of turd that she turns a supposed Putin lackey to Ukraine's side.

...Jim Lyons is now a Democrat?

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Higgins's [sic] tweet is pretty clear to me: pampered keyboard-warriors who think they are saving the world by their tweets will soon see what nuclear war is about. For some truly incomprehensible babbling, please refer to Bobby's review of Sri Gawain and The Green Knight, excerpted above.

I'll pass. Moviebob's Twitter feed provides enough incomprehensible babbling already.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

You just know he desperately wanted to make Eternals #1 but he had to find something else so he could try to trick people into thinking he's a real critic.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Question: what IS with liberals obsessive hatred for Elon Musk? If its simply because he's a billionaire, he's a billionaire whos put tons of money into space travel, eco-friendly industries and has spearheaded a lot of advances in scientific acheivements, yet they act like he's a nazi antichrist.

Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos became a billionaire by overworking his employees in glorified sweatshops for online shop, many of whom are probably their beloved POCs but you barely hear a peep out of them about Bezos. Why?

Is it because Musk is south African, the most racist of all whites? Because Bezos married a black lady? Is it because Amazon ships them their comsoomer products so they think he's santa claus?

Its 100% because he was a White South African who didnt get neck tired like he deserved and because his family still had money after that country got looted.

 

[blablabla]

dream warriors is one of my favorite movies of all time.
of course noted critic and reviewer bob chimpan has the most retarded take about it

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You just know he desperately wanted to make Eternals #1 but he had to find something else so he could try to trick people into thinking he's a real critic.

Nah. His lesbian fetish just got the better of him.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Jesus Christ Blobby that's your top ten?

What about Pig, or Licorce Pizza, or Red Rocket, or Belfast, or Antilers, even King Richard?

For Fucking Christ Sake if they're not "consumer" enough for you what about No Time to Die or Ghostbusters Afterlife?

Free Guy, Shang-Chi, and the Suicide Squad were fun films, but if they're on your top ten of the year list your critic credentials should be revoked. Eternals weren't fun so it's why I didn't mention it in the last sentence.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The Green Knight? One half of a good performance while the rest was a complete waste of time and money.

Morgan le Vindaloo

 

[TowinKarz]

IIRC - didn't the Musk-hate, as in coordinated media/social media "you are cleared to engage that target" hate, not just generalized disdain of rich capitalist, really start after the Rogan appearance?

I think that's all it took, he sat down and broke bread with an ideological enemy, and, didn't apologize, thereby not allowing BigProgInc to trap him in a never-ending cycle of supporting diversity and inclusion initiatives inside his own company that slowly strips control from him.....

TL : DR - the only thing leftists hate more than a successful individual is an unashamed successful individual.

 

[blablabla]

If You put capeshit in your Best off You are a fucking retard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

One: "Be an hero" is a grammatical error (at least from where I was taught, I pronounce the H).

It's also a way of talking about killing yourself.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob has no taste whatsoever. When it comes to food, movies, or fashion it's guaranteed he'll choose the most tacky and cheap crap you can find. It never ceases to amaze me that Bob considered himself as a refined, enlightened sophisticate when he dresses like a child, eats like a pig, and writes multiple unhinged screeds about genociding all the people who were mean to him in high school two+ decades ago.