Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Can't she just make an anonymous reddit account?

In total seriousness I would bet money on the invisible reasoning behind that weird comment being

"Hahaha ok here it is ready to go this is perfect. Wait. Do you think reddit mods can see your IP? I need an explanation for why my IP shows up as being in England."

 

[Richardface]

If the FSB was smart they'd organise a US cop shooting down a basketball-american in front of some conveniently placed cameras to take the heat off

 

[AGPinochet]

r/TwoXChromosomes - I was raped by russians soldiers and i dont know what to do

21,424 votes and 861 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Alright farmers:

Is this

A: A Ukrainian woman who has suffered a horrible and violent crime

or

B; A reddit bugman farming updoots in the most morally revolting way possible!

vote now on your phones!

I did an Autistic deep dive about pregnancy tests and the earliest number I have heard regarding at home pregnancy tests being able to detect pregnancy is 6 days, so either this story was written by someone who does not understand how pregnancy tests work and it is bullshit or the girl is going to have to play a game of International Maury assuming she has actually been raped and impregnated

 

[MrJokerRager]

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George Soros is Russia and Ukraine is Western Civilization.

 

[Richardface]

This would confirm Russians have reached the area around Zaporozhia

max seddon (@maxseddon)

Russia's defense ministry says it has taken control of "the territory around" a nuclear power plant in Zaporizhiya. "The plant personnel are continuing to service the site and control the radioactive situation as usual. Background radiation levels are normal."

nitter.net

Wholesome Slavic entertainment

Rob Lee (@RALee85)

Residents of Bucha looted a damaged Russian VDV BTR-D vehicle yesterday. https://t.me/milinfolive/77292

nitter.net

 

[The Other Baldwin]

If the FSB was smart they'd organise a US cop shooting down a basketball-american in front of some conveniently placed cameras to take the heat off

They (RT) were doing just that and sending in live streamers to all the BLM riots in 2020. Problem is the autistic dumbfucks they hired kept getting enamored by the amazing sparkling fire trucks and bright shiny lights and ended up filming them putting out the fires, and in turn made the police and firefighters look like heroes. They stopped that real fast.

I am starting to think maybe the FSB has a lot in common with our FBI and aren't even close to what they are cracked up to be. They could have PR'd the hell out of the campaign into Ukraine by you know, making Ukraine look bad. But they sent in actual retards and kids, with old equipment, and didn't scare us at all. I stand by the fact that they did this on purpose, but their optics are shit.

 

[b0x]

Sure, just as soon as they fix that nasty little clause in their constitution where Japan explicitly and irrevocably renounces the right to wage an offensive war.

It's pretty incredible how no ones done anything in Asia when they are this far away from each other.

 

[Socrates]

Ukraining yo neck to check out deez nuts lmao

 

[Vindeo]

https://twitter.com/rafsanchez/status/1498196880685162499?s=21

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

My sides are Sputnik.com

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

1. That muh mechanized group heading Kiev isn't appear to it.
2. Russia tock exchenge is closed to 3 PM Moscow time.
3. Russian toy money is gowing to shit - more than 100 RUB for 1 USD, nearly doubled price in first day
4. Ukrainian action against russian animals is ongoing.

 

[Wy4M]

Russian losses in the last 24 hours:

People who want a tl/dr of the last few and the coming days:

 

[JambledUpWords]

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https://twitter.com/rafsanchez/status/1498196880685162499?s=21

The EU is really screwing themselves over with this

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

Holy shit. The Russian central bank just bumped their key interest rate up to 20%.

Russian Central Bank raises annual key rate to 20%
For comparison, the US Federal Reserve sets it within a band rather than a specific rate, but that band is currently between 0% and 0.25%. So about 100x the cost for debt servicing, and 100x the benefit for parking money in savings.

They must be struggling to avoid economic/financial disaster from all the sanctions. 20% is incredibly high.

 

[God of Nothing]

It's pretty incredible how no ones done anything in Asia when they are this far away from each other.

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Oh they did plenty centuries ago. Think they got it out of their system after failing at fucking each other for that long.

 

[AnotherOne]

Russian losses in the last 24 hours:
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People who want a tl/dr of the last few and the coming days:
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Have the Russians finally gotten around to countering the unchecked Ukrainian meme offensive?

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

NBC did a peice tonight showing people pouring it into the drains on the side of the road by the caseload. All while playing air raid sirens. I shit you not.

Peak lunacy. Peak woketard. Peak waste.

Dear fuck. Clown world. Clown world.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

The EU is really screwing themselves over with this

No, they aren't. Fall of a shitty and small bank will not be a trouble for our bank system.

 

[Hackallier]

Alleged weapons cache captured by Russians.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[OG Swolemaster]

It's pretty incredible how no ones done anything in Asia when they are this far away from each other.

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Even small bodies of water make military operations an order of magnitude more difficult.