Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[Chris Chad]

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Imagine being so fucking fat that your body gives up on storing in it normal areas and starts storing it in your hands. Ralph truly is a walking body horror. What a subhuman.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine being so fucking fat that your body gives up on storing in it normal areas and starts storing it in your hands. Ralph truly is a walking body horror. What a subhuman.

He's entering Slaton Sisters territory.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

What the fuck is wrong with him that he cant even get a proper fitting suit?

He spent all his money on "gotchas" to Andy Warski and predatory Nissan finance

 

[Angry Shoes]

Ethan and Baked both look way fatter than expected, and I expected both of them to look very fat.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Gives the term "G-man" a whole new meaning.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I believe there was a picture of Ralph pulling a stupid pose when him and dick met up in Vegas. He had some kind of black jacket (unzipped) and a black under shirt. I don't believe the Gunt was tucked into the pants and the undershirt was bursting at the seams
Eta: found it

Lol. The size of his Gunt and his squat position makes it look like he’s ready to squirt out a giant egg or baby.

I realize now we will never get that special maternity photo shoot with May and Ethan, simply because Ralph’s Gunt will always be larger than her gravid belly. There’s no way Ralph will allow us to laugh at him looking more pregnant than his girlfriend.

Ralph should be wearing the maternity Spanx amiright.

I figure he might go steal them out of her drawer now that he’s aware that there are special garments that help conceal and hide big bellies. If Ralph had known about such magical garments he could have avoided the world seeing his greatest shame.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

It's ironic that the "white people are the master race" crowd are usually the ugliest, stupidest and most physically inferior. Ralph is like 5'1, which is actually pretty tall for an alt-righter

He voted for Obama twice and likes gangster rap for what little it’s worth. I’m genuinely not sure where the idiocy ends and the grifting begins with Ethan. The driving on the shoulder of the highway, with his pregnant mare, at something near 80 mph, was enough to make me reach for the bottle.

He’s the most entertaining cow right now regardless.

 

[Frog Ken]

Bit late but here is my only half decent idea for a meme from afpac

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

Ratio'd

5:1

 

[David Brown]

We know from Gunt fight that he pulls hit gym shorts under the Gunt. It’s hard to say if he’d tuck the Gunt into his pant or leave it hanging outside tucked into a shirt. Ralph has a very special bifurcated Gunt so technically he could put each half down a pant leg.

This is so funny, I'm dying over here. You can't make this shit up

 

[AltisticRight]

Bit late but here is my only half decent idea for a meme from afpac

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I thought we bullied him out of making these soyfaces.

Look at the state of his demonic trotters. They are absolutely vile and rancid, and has seen darker places.

 

[MeltyTW]

I thought we bullied him out of making these soyfaces.

Look at the state of his demonic trotters. They are absolutely vile and rancid, and has seen darker places.

You can take the gunt out of the soy but you can't the soy out of the gunt

Also his tight small anus shaped mouth combined with his ability to snake like unhinged his jaw must make him just absolutely top tier at sucking cock

 

[Slimy Time]

You can take the gunt out of the soy but you can't the soy out of the gunt

Also his tight small anus shaped mouth combined with his ability to snake like unhinged his jaw must make him just absolutely top tier at sucking cock

I disagree. At some point his alcohol addled pig brain will trigger off and he will think he's eating food and start chewing.

 

[LordOdin]

THE VOTE HAS GATOR NOT IN THE LEAD?! STOP THE STEAL!

 

[Thumb Butler]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I bet Ralph won fattest guy at AFPAC contest.

Doesn’t look like Ralph got to rub elbows with any of the laughable AF A-list. I’m sure they were willing to take photos with anyone except fat, greasy, almost 40 pig men. Ralph couldn’t get his dance card punched by anyone but has-beens and nobodies. Getting BA to take a photo with him was his crowning achievement. Sad.

 

[oramge cat]

That is incredible.


Has he ever traveled and not forgot something? He forgets shit all the time, including his wallet and car keys. Such womanly behavior.

What sort of idiot doesn't double check their packing?

I love that he put the tie there to try to hide the soles. You can still see that they're giving him about an inch of lift if you look closely near the heel.

He's got his shoes on his USA tie, bad form to put the bottom of a shoe on a representation of any national flag, or article of clothing you intend to wear. And he did both at once! To give him some credit I suppose his tie flag looks more like the Russian flag than the US so maybe he just anticipated the Ukraine war bullshit and preemptively sided with the neocons.

 

[Wünderkind]

I'm sure I'm far from alone in saying it boggles my fucking mind how the MAIN KEYNOTE SPEAKER for this event has immediately thrown everyone in attendance under the bus. Not one person who attended this giant honeypot (MTG included) will be employable within a few months and will have nothing to show for it like griftbux either (though I doubt based Stew is too fussed about that).

What did li'l Nipples and chums hope to gain from this Challenger-tier disaster? Some catamite action in the backroom?

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Hey now. The Penguin knew how to wear a suit and conceal his form. Ralph on the other hand looks like he was forced to cobble together a suit from the childrens department for the legs and the mens big and tall section for the top. Whatever he did the jacket is way too long and makes his form look worse. Also I’m sure keeping all the buttons buttoned is making the suit look even worse.

I don’t remember who that fat US politician he used to make fun of with the way he tailored his clothing but if I recall he at least didn’t look as bad as Ralph

My god, he looks like the Ego Orb if it sprouted a pair of spindly, pathetic legs like a t-rex's arms:

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

The more I look at Ralph in his suit the more baffled I am at how poorly it fits together. No way was his suit custom tailored.

Look at this picture of Chris Combs. Dude's a part of the Slaton sisters cow sphere. Before this point he'd never worn a suit his entire life because he was literally too fat. Despite the fact that he's almost 100 pounds heavier than Ralph, and that he also does the bottom button on his suit jacket, he looks leagues better than Ralph.


Imagine being out-dressed by a man whose claim to fame is being fat white trash related to the Slaton sisters.

EDIT: misspelled his name. Also, while looking Chris up I learned the dude is 5' 4". Ralph has no excuse if this guy, who's the same height and almost 100 pounds heavier, can look decent.