Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

To get the Life of Fail:

1: the elderly parents are from the time before the internet
2: the elderly parents likely have the kid while drunk
3: the kid gets the 'tism
4: the kid is raised by Uncle TV
5: the kid wins big in a sweepstakes just by watching TV
6: the parents coddle the kid too much
7: the kid is one of the first users of the internet
8: the kid grows up in semi-rural Virginia
9: the kid doesn't see much of the world beyond semi-rural Virginia
X: "GodBear"

I think it's unlikely there'll be another like CWC.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Can't wait to see Chris on "My 600 lb Life".

I'm surprised that Chris didn't get anywhere near that big even after 20 years of eating nothing but junk food and sitting on his ass. He's fat but not reality show fat, (well a reality show on real TV not just the internet).

 

[I swear she's 18]

To get the Life of Fail:

1: the elderly parents are from the time before the internet
2: the elderly parents likely have the kid while drunk
3: the kid gets the 'tism
4: the kid is raised by Uncle TV
5: the kid wins big in a sweepstakes just by watching TV
6: the parents coddle the kid too much
7: the kid is one of the first users of the internet
8: the kid grows up in semi-rural Virginia
9: the kid doesn't see much of the world beyond semi-rural Virginia
X: "GodBear"

I think it's unlikely there'll be another like CWC.

Chris is one of those born at the right place right time for all of it to happen. However, I think Chris is special because he's so vocal. I'm sure there are tons like him.

 

[The Dude]

I do wonder why Chris still isn’t more upset by possibly never going to be able to see his mother ever again till she dies, she’s been his carer and one of his only ‘friends for over 15 years, isn’t he at least not a little worried about what’s happened with her? Is is so far gone that even if she really died he’d just claim that she’s still alive due to in his bullshit dimensional theories? Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

Chris probably believes that he will be returning home with Barb and life will go back to normal (for him) once he's out of jail. Even if his lawyer has explained to him that won't be the case, Chris tends to only believe what he wants to believe/what he wants to happen, so he's probably convinced himself that things will work out the way he wants then to. In his mind he's always been allowed to go home to his life and family whenever he's been in jail in the past, so that's what will happen this time. It won't be until the plea deal is finalized/sentencing is completed and the judge tells him that if he ever goes back to the house or goes near Barb that he will be taken back to jail that Chris might finally get it through his fat head, and even that isn't a guarantee. It might take Chris getting arrested and thrown in jail again for him to comprehend the gravity of the situation and understand that there is no going back to his former life. Then he will throw a massive fit that he will never see his mother again and the home he's lived most of his life in is forever off limits.

 

[FinnSven]

Chris is one of those born at the right place right time for all of it to happen. However, I think Chris is special because he's so vocal. I'm sure there are tons like him.

I agree, but I think the point is that after Chris’s generation, proper boomer parents who really don’t understand the internet will not be a thing.

Most people born from the 60s onwards have a reasonable grasp of internet life and “culture” so will be able to teach net safety and involve themselves in situations to a more effective extent.

The danger though for gen Z and late millennial parents, is the fact that the internet to them is so central to social activity, banning their sped kids from it will be unthinkable to them.
Once the sped “wanders” out of the safe space that the parents Assume they will just remain in, then they will have problems with lots of tears and reeing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he will never see his mother again and the home he's lived most of his life in is forever off limits.

And that was because of a choice he made.

Had Chris not "healed" Barb, he'd still be derping about "GOPony" in the "Sonichu Temple", and likely wouldn't think he's Christ.

 

[The Dude]

And that was because of a choice he made.

Had Chris not "healed" Barb, he'd still be derping about "GOPony" in the "Sonichu Temple", and likely wouldn't think he's Christ.

Though, Chris will never accept that he only has himself to blame for how his life turned out. He has never accepted accountability for his actions or their consequences unless there was someone there forcing him to acknowledge it, and even then it was always performative and half-assed because he thought he'd get something he wanted for doing so. He will blame someone or something else for ruining his life. He's already framed Null as a Judas figure for getting arrested, not himself for, y'know...sexually abusing his mother.

 

[Glowie]

Would Chris continue to draw if he got nice non toxic caryons to jail/prison and get paper to draw on since he is "well behaved"?

 

[Sharkbait]

Would Chris continue to draw if he got nice non toxic caryons to jail/prison and get paper to draw on since he is "well behaved"?

Not as long as idiots pay into his commissary fund. Chris will always take what he believes to be the path of least effort. Sonichu goes on in his head, the only safe place he has left in this dimension.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Though, Chris will never accept that he only has himself to blame for how his life turned out.

Chris' ego is so fat it won't let him do that. But back in time, he had the choice to not molest Barb, or to "heal" Barb.

And yet he "dumbly, yet fatefully" chose the latter.

The 3 biggest trolls in Chris' life - the "unholy trinity" perhaps - are his fat ego, his obese stupidity, and his bent duck.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris' ego is so fat it won't let him do that. But back in time, he had the choice to not molest Barb, or to "heal" Barb.

And yet he "dumbly, yet fatefully" chose the latter.

The 3 biggest trolls in Chris' life - the "unholy trinity" perhaps - are his fat ego, his obese stupidity, and his bent duck.

I forgot how he still wore his class ring like 20 years after graduation. Most people didn't wear it even 20 minutes after getting it

 

[King Kiwi]

Why is the healing have to be motherfucking?

It's probably like that two wolves thing:

One wolf brags about being an all-powerful entity and the other is a incestuous rapist who couldn't cut it with poly ponies and Sonichu circle jerks anymore.

 

[Sharkbait]

It's probably like that two wolves thing:

One wolf brags about being an all-powerful entity and the other is a incestuous rapist who couldn't cut it with poly ponies and Sonichu circle jerks anymore.

So which wolf will win, the one he feeds junk food to like he did with his pets?

 

[The Crust]

So which wolf will win, the one he feeds junk food to like he did with his pets?

As always, they will coexist and manifest as sighs. Except in prison for now.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris probably believes that he will be returning home with Barb and life will go back to normal (for him) once he's out of jail. Even if his lawyer has explained to him that won't be the case, Chris tends to only believe what he wants to believe/what he wants to happen, so he's probably convinced himself that things will work out the way he wants then to. In his mind he's always been allowed to go home to his life and family whenever he's been in jail in the past, so that's what will happen this time. It won't be until the plea deal is finalized/sentencing is completed and the judge tells him that if he ever goes back to the house or goes near Barb that he will be taken back to jail that Chris might finally get it through his fat head, and even that isn't a guarantee. It might take Chris getting arrested and thrown in jail again for him to comprehend the gravity of the situation and understand that there is no going back to his former life. Then he will throw a massive fit that he will never see his mother again and the home he's lived most of his life in is forever off limits.

Jail is doing what Chris' parents couldn't: give out punishment. This time more harsher since Chris tends to repeat his actions. This could've been avoided if Bob gave Chris a good belting or took some of his toys away, but no. Bob wanted to spare the rod and spoil his (man)child.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Jail is doing what Chris' parents couldn't: give out punishment. This time more harsher since Chris tends to repeat his actions. This could've been avoided if Bob gave Chris a good belting or took some of his toys away, but no. Bob wanted to spare the rod and spoil his (man)child.

Speaking of jail and discipline, I think Snyder should have throw the book at Barb and Chris after they tried to run him down. Would Chris spending a significant amount of time in jail back then deter him from taking the actions he took to put him in jail now: maybe, maybe not? But, given Snyder's history with Chris, I think he should have gone harder on him. At least Chris would have faced serious consequences for his actions when has was 29 rather than being 39.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Weight loss is more about what you do than what you eat. That's how competitive swimmers can eat ten thousand calories a day while in training and still be skinny little otters.

Chris, meanwhile, will pack on the pounds just eating ramen since all he does all day is "meditate".

True but autistic people naturally like lists so it shouldn’t be that hard to get them to count calories and stick to a calorie controlled diet.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Speaking of jail and discipline, I think Snyder should have throw the book at Barb and Chris after they tried to run him down. Would Chris spending a significant amount of time in jail back then deter him from taking the actions he took to put him in jail now: maybe, maybe not? But, given Snyder's history with Chris, I think he should have gone harder on him. At least Chris would have faced serious consequences for his actions when has was 29 rather than being 39.

Definitely. Unfortunately, since Bob wasn't around, Chris was free to do what he wanted, and unfortunately instead of being smart and calling to check if the game place was under new management, Chris barged in and the the rest was Christory.

Now that I think of it, I can only speculate how Barb is dealing with this, her accidents notwithstanding. I wonder if Barb tried to call/write to the court or jail about getting Chris released because he's autistic and there's no one to care for her. Or since Harriet and Tom are taking care of her, they may have told Barb 'it's over' for Chris and cannot come back.

As shitty person as Barb is, she doesn't deserve this. However, she did raise Chris into the person he is now, so all I can assume is that Barb may have had some regrets in her life, even if she's a narc, like her son rapist.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

To get the Life of Fail:

1: the elderly parents are from the time before the internet
2: the elderly parents likely have the kid while drunk
3: the kid gets the 'tism
4: the kid is raised by Uncle TV
5: the kid wins big in a sweepstakes just by watching TV
6: the parents coddle the kid too much
7: the kid is one of the first users of the internet
8: the kid grows up in semi-rural Virginia
9: the kid doesn't see much of the world beyond semi-rural Virginia
X: "GodBear"

I think it's unlikely there'll be another like CWC.

Nah we'll see another chris in about 40 years after the internet is refounded following worldwide nuclear war. That's enough time for those exact conditions to occur again.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

As shitty person as Barb is, she doesn't deserve this. However, she did raise Chris into the person he is now, so all I can assume is that Barb may have had some regrets in her life, even if she's a narc, like her son rapist.

That's basically how I feel. Barb didn't deserved to have romps in the hay with Chris, but she played no small part into making Chris what he is today. I just wish none of this ever happened.