Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

Money isn’t really as big a deal to Chris as it is for the rest of us because he gets some for nothing every month. Losing the stuff would definitely hurt him because it’s his, but the money may not be the painful part.

This. The value of money comes from what you had to do to earn it and what you can buy with it. Chris gets to skip the first part, courtesy the taxpayer. So forget the gold standard. Forget minimum wage. Forget the various forex indices. For Chris the dollar will always be pegged against the lego brick.

But I’ll tip my hat to Harriet if she dumped Chunky’s hoard. Most people would be livid if someone assaulted their sister.

She may not have connected the two. Having cleaned up after hoarders, I can tell you what you're mostly concerned with is getting rid of the garbage, not looking at it too deeply. Chris' treasures may have been tossed out as just another, slightly more colorful, part of the general mess at 14BLC.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Since Chris's birthday has come and gone should the Chris turns 40 thread be renamed Chris is 40 or Chris is over 40 thread?

 

[SaintChristopher69]

“Jesus Christ is not here right now, the man in black replied," and even if he were, he could not save you.”​

― Brian Keene, A Gathering of Crows

There's something really creepy about this picture, taken by Twitter user Larry Vaughn. Especially Barb's silhouette that can be seen in the window.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I do wonder why Chris still isn’t more upset by possibly never going to be able to see his mother ever again till she dies, she’s been his carer and one of his only ‘friends for over 15 years, isn’t he at least not a little worried about what’s happened with her? Is is so far gone that even if she really died he’d just claim that she’s still alive due to in his bullshit dimensional theories? Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

 

[A-№1]

this picture

Why can't weens learn to use cameras properly?

Also there's no proof that's Barb. The hair color seems too dark.

Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

That's what he did with Bob.

 

[I am vomit]

I was watching a stream of random saturday morning cartoons as background noise, saw one called 'The Kids from Room 402' and the background art really reminds me of chris' work sometimes. I can't be the only one who sees it.

 

[normankrasner]

how does prison food compare to school cafeteria food of the late 90s?

 

[Ophelia]

how does prison food compare to school cafeteria food of the late 90s?

In the unlikely event Chris goes to prison, maybe he’ll tell us.

 

[Sharkbait]

In the unlikely event Chris goes to prison, maybe he’ll tell us.

Unlikely but desirable, at least for the geriatric citizens around him.

Edited because I'm too exceptional to spell

 

[A-№1]

how does prison food compare to school cafeteria food of the late 90s?

Just like it depends on the individual school, it also depends on the individual prison, and who they hired to do the foodservice.

Regardless of the taste, it's guaranteed to be a lot healthier than the shit Chris chooses for himself to eat.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Just like it depends on the individual school, it also depends on the individual prison, and who they hired to do the foodservice.

Regardless of the taste, it's guaranteed to be a lot healthier than the shit Chris chooses for himself to eat.

Maybe he will actually loose some weight. Unless he refuses to come out of his cell, which wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I do wonder why Chris still isn’t more upset by possibly never going to be able to see his mother ever again till she dies, she’s been his carer and one of his only ‘friends for over 15 years, isn’t he at least not a little worried about what’s happened with her? Is is so far gone that even if she really died he’d just claim that she’s still alive due to in his bullshit dimensional theories? Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

Hes in denial and doesn't want to think about things like that because it would make him depressed. He'd rather live a life of delusion and pretend to be happy instead of admitting to himself that he fucked up and has to deal with the tragic consequences.

As for what he will do when she dies? Pretend that shes reincarnated as a Rosechu in CWCville and buy a sex doll named Barbie Chan.

how does prison food compare to school cafeteria food of the late 90s?

According to Chris "mostly good" but he also thinks that TV Dinners are tasty and nutritious so he has rock bottom standards for food anyway.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I do wonder why Chris still isn’t more upset by possibly never going to be able to see his mother ever again till she dies, she’s been his carer and one of his only ‘friends for over 15 years, isn’t he at least not a little worried about what’s happened with her? Is is so far gone that even if she really died he’d just claim that she’s still alive due to in his bullshit dimensional theories? Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

I think its because the severity of the situation hasnt exactly "hit" him, think about it, he's been arrested what, 3 times now? The only difference is that right now he is in a jail cell, but something tells me to him its just a prolonged version of time out. I mentioned it already but I dont think he believes the merge or dimensional stuff as much as we think he does, so if he does try and use that or say that, it could just be a coping mechanism. I dont think Chris fully wants to admit that this shit is happening and that he could very well be thrown away for a long long time, which consequently means Barb is going to die while he's in the slammer. Like I said above, it hasnt hit him yet, but once it does you are going to have a very distraught tard in that cell.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I do wonder why Chris still isn’t more upset by possibly never going to be able to see his mother ever again till she dies, she’s been his carer and one of his only ‘friends for over 15 years, isn’t he at least not a little worried about what’s happened with her? Is is so far gone that even if she really died he’d just claim that she’s still alive due to in his bullshit dimensional theories? Do you think it’s not too far out of the question than when she does croak he’ll be in absolute denial and claim she’s still ‘metaphysically’ alive in some way?

Absolutely, IMO he’s using magical thinking to avoid the thought of death and actually believes his ‘soul bonding‘ nonsense about it extending her life since it’s more palatable than the alternative for him that she’s old and not got long left and there’s nothing Chris can do about it.

When she dies I think Chris will do what he did when his dog or Bob died and Barb will suddenly become a significant part of the cartoon dimension and they’ll be some excuse about how she decided herself it was her time and thanking Chris for everything then he’ll become even more obsessed with the merge happening.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Who else is glad that Chris is in jail and off the internet, so that we don't need to see him tweet about the Ukraine war as part of the merge?

 

[Stupidface]

Who else is glad that Chris is in jail and off the internet, so that we don't need to see him tweet about the Ukraine war as part of the merge?

Oh don't worry. He has access to a radio, so he'll hear about it and write such nonsense to someone soon.

 

[Piss Man]

Oh don't worry. He has access to a radio, so he'll hear about it and write such nonsense to someone soon.

He'll probably think it's just Akan and his little gang coming to our world, thanks to Idea Guy (y'know, cause Russian)

 

[A-№1]

Maybe he will actually loose some weight. Unless he refuses to come out of his cell, which wouldn't surprise me.

Weight loss is more about what you do than what you eat. That's how competitive swimmers can eat ten thousand calories a day while in training and still be skinny little otters.

Chris, meanwhile, will pack on the pounds just eating ramen since all he does all day is "meditate".

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Weight loss is more about what you do than what you eat. That's how competitive swimmers can eat ten thousand calories a day while in training and still be skinny little otters.

Chris, meanwhile, will pack on the pounds just eating ramen since all he does all day is "meditate".

Can't wait to see Chris on "My 600 lb Life".

 

[I swear she's 18]

Can't wait to see Chris on "My 600 lb Life".

Would be funny but that's assuming Chris would have enough money to eat that much. Too much spending on lego and vidya games.