Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[HumanHive]

So what's their reasoning. Aside from "denazification".

Oh no, Ukraine shut down the water supply to Crimea after Russia illegally annexed it.

Typical “dindu” shit.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Knowing English doesn't make Cyrillic easier at all. Quite the opposite.

В- this makes a V sound.
Ш- this makes a shhh sound
У- this is U
Ч- this is Ch
Р- this is R
С- this is S
Д- this is D

I wonder if it will make it easier if you're dyslexic.

 

[MeltyTW]

They're threatening nukes TO THE WEST because some idiots in America brought up a "no-fly zone" like Russia is fucking Grenada or some other tiny country Mutts beat the shit out of to rebuild their ego after getting beaten by Vietnamese or Taliban.

I mean yeah the west is in large part why Russia is being fucked of course their desperation is with us and not some Slavic shithole in particular lol. Also they kinda are showing themselves to be a little bitch pushover crybaby nation that we can just best up on to raise our own egos, pining after their lost enpire like impotent old men

 

[George Lucas]

I’m sure that Redditor isn’t actually in Lviv.

 

[Matt Damon]

Look I know Portland had the CHAZ and shit but this poor bastard just signed up for a world of pain. Hopefully he gets a quick exit from a kind slav and doesn't run into any Chechens.

He's a Reddit larper - I hope he gets the worst eastern Europe has to offer.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I wonder if it will make it easier if you're dyslexic.

As somebody who knows both Cyrillic and Latin, it kinda makes me feel dyslexic when I read it way too fast. Like, a P is an R, but I keep accidentally reading it as a P despite the fact that it isn't, same for the C, Y, reverse R, and H

 

[Hackallier]

At least Syria got true cartel niggers as volunteers, instead of reddit faggots.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Knowing English doesn't make Cyrillic easier at all. Quite the opposite.

В- this makes a V sound.
Ш- this makes a shhh sound
У- this is U
Ч- this is Ch
Р- this is R
С- this is S
Д- this is D

I take В any day over ば

 

[Uncle Buck]

I'm declaring a bounty program for every Redditor killed - Ukrainians and Russkies are both invited to participate.

On Friday I'd have said that's a bit harsh... After a weekend of fuckery, I'm at the point I want to see all these LARPers - from the doofus from Portland with the bayonet to alleged Ms. Ukraine to the married martyrs - stood up before a firing squad of tanks.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Look I know Portland had the CHAZ and shit but this poor bastard just signed up for a world of pain. Hopefully he gets a quick exit from a kind slav and doesn't run into any Chechens.

I will laugh my ass off if he gets shot by crazed ukrainians, who will think that he is a russian spy.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I'm ready to watch Redditors die for upvotes, ngl

 

[BradCarter]

As somebody who knows both Cyrillic and Latin, it kinda makes feels dyslexic when I read it way too fast. Like, a P is an R, but I keep accidentally reading it as a P despite the fact that it isn't, same for the C, Y, reverse R, and H

Yea it's extremely annoying. You've gotta flip a mental switch and reread everything

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Reddit army is already being depolyed, the Russians stand no chance.View attachment 3028463

Lol wonder what his reaction will be when he realizes he's probably just going to be given non combat support tasks. Unless you speak the language, or are going over with a large group of people that speak your language, you're going to be relatively useless in any combat capacity, and that's even if you are military trained already.

 

[Lysenko]

Cyrillic isn't that difficult. Many letters are same as in English. Learn to read Cyrillic, helps a lot. Many Russian/Ukrainian words are cognates (similar to) English words. Examples - try "bank" and "restaurant". Words the same in English and Russian.

Another easy alphabet to learn is Hangul, the Korean alphabet. Ten vowels, fourteen consonants. Invented by a Korean king about a thousand years ago. Words are in syllabic blocks of two to five letters, spelled as they sound. Learned Hangul in a couple of hours one afternoon.

Learn new things, expand the horizons. Cannot hurt.


On a different matter, was thinking about Putin getting help from Belarus and asking for troops from Kazakhstan. Neither country has a large army, and neither army will have that many trigger-pullers. In the absence of any other info tells me Putin hasn't enough troops to do the job. Also looks like he won't use strategic bombing to flatten cities. Can mean house-to-house fighting, which soaks up troops. Original invasion plan expected a walkover, and now Russia is trying to figure out what to do. Simply declare victory and go home. Russia and Putin are already pariahs, so leaving now won't make anything worse, might help make things better. However, in this respect Europe is more united than it has been in decades.

Been out all morning.

I don't know if Putin has brought in conscripts yet (they are the most useless troops) Russian media says he has been using contractors only, but Russian media can't totally be trusted.
Is Belarus a conscript force?

 

[AnaphylacticShock]

Reddit army is already being depolyed, the Russians stand no chance.View attachment 3028463

So Antifa is sending people for combat experience now? Where's that poster who said shit like this was going to happen?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Lol, absolutely not. "Alt Right" and other groups have been purged from public discourse after the Trumpenriech's reign of terror began.

Irrepressible faggot Richard Spencer is still welcome on Twitter tho

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

South Park predicted this. Timestamped at 32 seconds.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I'm ready to watch Redditors die for upvotes, ngl

Dying for upvotes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dying for the motherland.

Also just like cyclists, all Russian soldier should be forgiven of war crimes, if it was committed against a redditor, so rape and behead away, Chechens

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

I’m sure that Redditor isn’t actually in Lviv.

Nigger can't even put on proper pants, he's got cotton sweats on or some shit. And he just dropped everything over the weekend, made an international flight, crossed the border from Poland (I'm assuming) and linked up with some paramilitary recruiter? And he just stumbles in and they throw an AK at him? I'm calling BS on this shit too.

 

[Granate37]

Nigger can't even put on proper pants, he's got cotton sweats on or some shit. And he just dropped everything over the weekend, made an international flight, crossed the border from Poland (I'm assuming) and linked up with some paramilitary recruiter? And he just stumbles in and they throw an AK at him? I'm calling BS on this shit too.

I mean have you seen the videos. Ukrainian army literally handing out guns and ammo to civilians, without even checking papers.