Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Probably a deer]

I stop lurking on this thread for 30 minutes and come back to degeneracy, what a time to be alive.

 

[HumanHive]

- Russia is acting out of national security interest while violating a nation's right to govern itself; This is a very complicated moral issues and people painting it pure black or white are absolute fucking monkeys.

No, this shit doesn’t fly. You don’t get to invade other countries because they MIGHT be a threat, you only get to use this excuse if they ARE a threat.

If Finland tomorrow announced it was joining NATO, does Russia automatically get to invade? Who has the greater right here - NATO expanding eastward by treaty, or Russia expanding westward by force?

 

[Hackallier]

We shouldn't have shat on the Jannies too much. The heroes we needed, but didn't deserve.

 

[The best and greatest]

Yeah if you are a Russian with assets in Europe or North America you can kiss your yacht and London or Paris home and your bank accounts and cars and everything goodbye. The West is gonna steal it all the moment they decide you're a big bad oligarch or fronting for one and guess what they're gonna decide basically any Russian with assets in the West is an oligarch or fronting for one

Fair assumption tbh. Just how many Russian plebs have the means to own a foreign yacht or summer home?

 

[Manly_Brony]

He's a Reddit larper - I hope he gets the worst eastern Europe has to offer.

Reddinternational Brigadesperson diary:

Day 1. I saw POC being treated poorly. I thought folx in Eastern Europe all spoke English but with funny accents like in Black Widow. One more thing, nobody seems to be wearing masks.
Day 2. These folx totes ignore my preferred they/them pronouns.
Day 3. The sea of Ukrainian flags and the singing of the national anthem is triggering my self-diagnosed PTSD from watching January 6th on CNN somehow.
Day 4. Drill sergeant and others are oozing toxic masculinity.
Day 5. Just learned what Cyka blyat means. How mean to degrade sex workers like that, they are hard working human beings and deserve respect.
Day 6. This MRE isn't vegan/gluten-free and the coffee is neither Starbucks nor fair trade. My precious soy can only be found in the chewing gum.
Day 7. What's a Holodomor?
Day 8. Researched it on Wikipedia. Ackchyually that wasn't real Communism at all.
Day 9. Ukrainian freedom fighters are fatphobic and ableist.
Day 10. Saw some folx carrying red-black flags (similar to Antifa's but horizontal instead of diagonal). I ran towards them but they were covered in swastika tats. Literally shaking.
Day 11. Joints hurt, literally shaking all day. Cried while firing my AK.
Day 12. Offered to create art for their cause instead but they laughed in my face. Off to fight with the swastika dudes.

Feel free to continue lads.

 

[Thought precriminal]

Adblock works against the CP. Block object.

Or just cursor over the poster's profile pic and click "ignore".

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

We have pictures of real dead men in this thread, imaginary children getting dicked is not so bad.

The dead people are less mentally damaging to me.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

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We shouldn't have shat on the Jannies too much. The heroes we needed, but didn't deserve.

Jannies need to do their jobs if they wanna be considered war heroes.

 

[Granate37]

When Ukraine is sending their PsyOpers, they're not sending their best.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING

MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Boomers gonna boomer.

He didn't even have the required social convention of wearing shoes, the state of Uki bros.

 

[Breadbassket]

Disabled and/or abandoned Ukrainian vehicles outside of Mariupol from today (02/28/2022)

 

[Mussi]

Damn the CP bot hates Russia? Pack it up Putin, this one is already lost.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Flight time. Dispersal. Redundancy.

Same fucking reasons Russia used as their justification to preemptively invade. Except that they actually have the missiles. They, according to their own press, are deploying them to Belarus right now. No reason to believe that they wouldn't move farther south from time to time.

OK, so what you're saying is:

NATO has zero potential reason to want Ukraine to be a part of NATO (or "the west" as a whole) because "lol trust me man there's already countries in the Baltics that are a part of NATO"

However Russia has a vested interest in using Ukraine as a missile base because "look what they're doing in Belarus right now, during a war with the entirety of the west allied against them and buttfucking their economy with sanctions and also possibly flying planes with weapons into Ukraine"

And never in the span of 2 decades has anyone in NATO ever shows a hint, a single whiff, of them looking at Ukraine as a potential asset against their greatest enemy.

Truly this is a true and honest analysis of the situation.

 

[Voltekka]

Between people calling drawings CP, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, or this insane fellow shitting the jannies... I prefer the pedo.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

One of the neat side-features of this conflict war is how much emphasis is being put on European assistance and how much American assistance is being minimized. Even though I think Russia is largely in the right, when the American-crafted narrative finally prevailed the Americans were given marginal credit for their own plot.

HAH!

 

[Happy Fish]

Damn the CP bot hates Russia? Pack it up Putin, this one is already lost.

Ukraine flexing the power of pedophilia

 

[LUNEKO]

From all the CP I can tell that the (((LGBTQ))) folks are back.

>Trannies are fucking pedos
>NO WE ARE NOT
>Proceeds to spam websites with pedo porn in retaliation
Well, color me surprised

 

[draggs]

Fair assumption tbh. Just how many Russian plebs have the means to own a foreign yacht or summer home?

There are plenty of Russian nationals who own more reasonably priced property in the West and have more modest account balances at Western banks

 

[Simpadoo]

Zelensky isn't the one making the decisions. His creators and funders are. This is behind the scenes a chess game between monsters on both sides. Nearly everyone in Ukraine and Russia are pawns.

Same as Fagdeau, except Fagdeau had more going for him.