Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RussianParasite]

Pat lets us know that he makes less a month than the average Russian does:

And the average Russian does not owe $24,000 after losing a frivolous lawsuit. Many even have a higher net worth than him despite the collapse of the Ruble, and certainly wouldn’t sign away the rights to their child.

Oh, and they aren’t absurdly, disgustingly fat. Has anyone pointed that out yet?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Fatrick likes to make grand claims about the law with no factual basis. He says that stand your ground laws say whatever he says they do. That's straight up delusional.

Oh Christ I would love to read his takes on stand your ground

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

 

[thismanlies]

Oh Christ I would love to read his takes on stand your ground

Everyone knows the only thing SYG is good for is murdering children. Also you better think twice before coming after me, child.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

You know when Fatrick didn't cry?

When he signed away his fucking daughter.

Die in a car crash Tomlinson.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Another quiet day for our piglet, just a lot of retweeting of news on the Ukraine-Russia war. I think he's still aware of all the new eyes on him, but don't worry, it is a Monday night so he'll be shitfaced soon.

Pat lets us know that he makes less a month than the average Russian does:

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Prior to the war, the average Russian made about 110,000 Rubels per month, or about $1,400- nearly three times Fatrick's estimate (source). No wonder his novels suck ass; he can't be bothered to do basic research.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Despite declaring the war over our piggy is still paying very close attention to it.

This is his quietest day on twitter that I can remember for a very long time. He didn't even fight with any troll accounts and there were many shitting on him. Interesting that it has to take hundreds of thousands of people roasting him on twitter for Pat to finally shut his oinker.

Not to get anyone's hopes up, but the last time he was this well behaved it was because he had just filed his lawsuit and his lawyer had advised him to stop picking fights on the internet. Whatever the reason for his silence, it never lasts. Sooner or later he'll start oinking again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is his phone number confirmed as 608-566-9287? If so it should probably be in the OP, I think.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is his phone number confirmed as 608-566-9287? If so it should probably be in the OP, I think.

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It is.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Trolls are using his face to make fun of him on the r/volunteersforukraine subreddit

 

[V y o k]

I legitimately hate that I saw the top screencap and I knew who he was

 

[kcbbq]

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Trolls are using his face to make fun of him on the r/volunteersforukraine subreddit

I picture him going through the TSA checkpoint with his 3.4 ounces of paint and condescendingly explaining why he has it and the bag of those long, thin balloons for making balloon animals because they were all he could find on short notice.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I picture him going through the TSA checkpoint with his 3.4 ounces of paint and condescendingly explaining why he has it and the bag of those long, thin balloons for making balloon animals because they were all he could find on short notice.

Aspiring to create the modern Trojan Horse

 

[TheGuntinator]

Spoiler: A rascals ruse

This insufferable faggot. (this is fake - edited in spoiler)
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SpaceEdge busting his balls again
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What app are you using for a new phone number

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

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how can pat claim to be a comedian while being outraged by genuine artwork such as this live free or pie hard.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I picture him going through the TSA checkpoint with his 3.4 ounces of paint and condescendingly explaining why he has it and the bag of those long, thin balloons for making balloon animals because they were all he could find on short notice.

No, child, I was not turned away at the TSA checkpoint with a bucket of paint. Yes, child, the TSA works for Putin.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I love this guy, he's so goddamned fucking stupid.

How has Russia not achieved the majority of its objectives at a rapid and unstoppable pace? Every major city in the East is encircled and it's a matter of time before they fall, same for Kiev. They're suing for peace, albeit hilariously ineffectively thus far. So far the US and its client states have done jack and shit that they weren't going to do to Russia even if it backed down.

3 days in and he's calling it for the side that has had it's shit pushed in at light speed.

The US advanced about this fast in Iraq in 03, against a less well equipped military. It took them about a month to level that country against an unprepared and demoralized and far more divided opponent.

It still astonishes me that TV-brained liberals actually think that a problem like war resolves in about an hour and a half.

That's how long a Marvel movie is, therefore all problems HAVE to be resolved in that time frame. Are you saying reality isn't like muh Marvels?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His boner for war is sickening. Is there anything about this guy that isn’t completely revolting? Seriously.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

His boner for war is sickening. Is there anything about this guy that isn’t completely revolting? Seriously.

I'm going to tentatively say his car, only because I don't know what the inside looks like.

 

[instythot]

What app are you using for a new phone number

I think none. According to boomer cumia, pat has not blocked him a single time