Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Vindeo]

BELARUS HAS CROSSED THE BORDER INTO THE UKRAINE

 

[Butter Keks]

ATTENTION THREAD TOURISTS

Nothing will happen when the sun is down in Russia. Sunrise, like in most of the northern hemisphere is around 6 AM and sunset is around 6 PM. That means happenings will proceed between 10 PM Eastern Standard Time and 10 AM Eastern Standard time.

Stop asking.

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Are you telling me that Russians can't fight at night?

Americans fight at night. Have I been fucking lied to? I thought Russia was unstoppable and strong and not afraid of the dark.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Now maybe I am just a fucking retard but I actually trust the Chinese map for one reason and one reason only, I can think of no reason as to why the Chinks would lie about this one specific thing. I mean think about it, what would the chinks have to gain by making fake maps that practically nobody outside of China is going to see? To shore up confidence in their Pseudo-Ally Russia? Since when has public opinion mattered to the CCP? I just cannot think of a reason why the chinks would just make shit up, this goes against everything I have ever learned regarding trusting chinks but I genuinely cannot see why they would lie.

Public opinion still matters in the CCP, just not in the same ways as the west. They still need to keep a good portion of the population on their side to keep things running smoothly. Also it would give confidence in the idea that they could take Taiwan. "Look see, Russia can do it, so can we if we need to". Plus anything that makes their ally look stronger than the ally of the west is in their interest to push.

 

[Gehenna]

BELARUS HAS CROSSED THE BORDER INTO THE UKRAINE

And so it finally begins, let us see if my take is accurate.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Soldier who is completely fine except he is missing his face.

Spoiler: Death

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"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face...you'll know what to do."

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I’m sorry for your autism.

Gulag is a Chief Administration of Labor Camps i.e. by sending anyone to Gulag you're showing that you are retarded.

 

[Animewasamistake]

And so it finally begins, let us see if my take is accurate.

what was your take? it got shoved under Putin bananas

 

[Gehenna]

what was your take? it got shoved under Putin bananas

That Belarus is being used to secure the border to block out the majority of foreign aid to Ukraine. This will go alongside Russia surrounding and sieging any resisting cities of Ukraine, but rather than trying to actually take them they will set up a perimeter and let them all die to starvation.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Are you telling me that Russians can't fight at night?

Their spec-op might.
But overall it requires a lot of training and even more equipment to maintain nighttime operations. Why waste money on that shit when you have old soviet stock laying about that you can use.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

BELARUS HAS CROSSED THE BORDER INTO THE UKRAINE

Lol, all these countries sending shit to Ukraine are gonna feel stupid when Russia takes it all. Ukraine had no chance without allies and reddit jannies are too busy being violenced upon by having the enemy misprouncing their pronouns to help Ukraine. We literally watched a country die and watch everyone send their thoughts and prayers on social media.

But to be fair to Ukraine they fought hard and Russia has a lot of fucking kinks to iron out because my god some of these fails from the RF were embarrassing.

 

[Richardface]

Russian saboteurs are apparently like genestealers

Christopher Miller (@ChristopherJM)

Vasylkiv's mayor said Russian agents had been active for a “minimum [of] one year,” blending into the community & posing as contributing members of society while compiling information on residents & “preparing maps” of strategic targets...

nitter.net

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

I just keep hearing блять, блять, блять, all the time in these videos. "Fuck" seems to be their version of "shit."

блять, блять, блять is the Slavic version of ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ

 

[A Gay Retard]

The worst part of what appears to be Russia's strategy is that there is no way to counter it since Ukraine is alone. They don't have the forces to break a siege from the outside.

The Russians need to just shell and bomb anything inside that looks significant, and even if some units break out of the city the mobile elements of the Russian forces will be on standby to zoom in and annihilate them. This right here is the end. If this is in fact the plan then Ukraine is officially lost.

Ukrainians will be able to fly missions from Polish airbases though, won't they? It would be more than optimistic to think whatever's left of their airforce + donated craft could break a massive siege, but I suppose it's still better than nothing. They'll probably be blown out of the sky as soon as Russian missile systems are fully in place, though.

 

[Captain Manning]

BELARUS HAS CROSSED THE BORDER INTO THE UKRAINE

Well, that would mean this guy lied just recently. Why would a national leader lie? That's shameful!

 

[Narutard]

Gulag is a Chief Administration of Labor Camps i.e. by sending anyone to Gulag you're showing that you are retarded.

English-language speakers also use the word gulag to refer to all forced-labor camps that existed in the Soviet Union, including camps that existed in the post-Lenin era.
It’s ok though, I still love you despite your autism.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Russia's big gear is heavily defense-focused. The idea being to use Russia's great size to make every inch of Russian soil an absolute bloodbath to the enemy.

It's why Ukraine has no hope if the idea is to starve them out. It lets Russia entrench around the city and get to play off its best strength, its defense.

In that case it makes sense that the Russians waited to send those in after securing a bunch of territory/air superiority first.

 

[Gregg Turkington]

Russian saboteurs are apparently like genestealers

Christopher Miller (@ChristopherJM)

Vasylkiv's mayor said Russian agents had been active for a “minimum [of] one year,” blending into the community & posing as contributing members of society while compiling information on residents & “preparing maps” of strategic targets...

nitter.net

John Carpenter's The Thing is real and in Ukraine right now in the form of Russians

 

[Gehenna]

Ukrainians will be able to fly missions from Polish airbases though, won't they? It would be more than optimistic to think whatever's left of their airforce + donated craft could break a massive siege, but I suppose it's still better than nothing. They'll probably be blown out of the sky as soon as Russian missile systems are fully in place, though.

That'd be a lot of land to get over, against the best AA in the world.

 

[Vindeo]

Well, that would mean this guy lied just recently. Why would a national leader lie? That's shameful!

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twice he’s lied! what a fucking asshole!

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Ukrainians will be able to fly missions from Polish airbases though, won't they?

WHAT! When the fuck did this happen? That will make Poland a target and NATO, what retarded monkey thought of that?