Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

    Votes: 248 56.4%
  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

  • Total voters
    440
Here's the first in what is assumed to be a series of interviews conducted with various personalities at AFPAC.


Haven't watched it yet, but holy shit the contrast between Ralph and Brimelow cannot be overstated, he looks more fat and sloppy here than I've ever seen him.

@CringeMomma pointed out that he's stowing his phone under his gunt and he's also not wearing undies (in Florida. Imagine)

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To highlight the contrast. He looks like a fucking clown compared to this elderly gentleman who happens to be an alt-right figure. I've briefly listened to it and Brimlow seems to be having second hand embarrassment. One guy is a soft spoken, kinda sounds thoughtful. The other is this loud mouthed moron screaming into a mic that is 5cm from his mouth.

I'm 2+ minutes in and ready to tap out. It's just this soft spoken man going "uh huh" while Gunt blathers on very loudly. He's blowing one of my ears out because I can't hear Brimlow and have to keep increasing my volume.
 
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To highlight the contrast. He looks like a fucking clown compared to this elderly gentleman who happens to be an alt-right figure. I've briefly listened to it and Brimlow seems to be having second hand embarrassment. One guy is a soft spoken, kinda sounds thoughtful. The other is this loud mouthed moron screaming into a mic that is 5cm from his mouth.
Don't let the Anglo accent fool you. He's still a retard.
 
Here's the first in what is assumed to be a series of interviews conducted with various personalities at AFPAC.


Haven't watched it yet, but holy shit the contrast between Ralph and Brimelow cannot be overstated, he looks more fat and sloppy here than I've ever seen him.

@CringeMomma pointed out that he's stowing his phone under his gunt and he's also not wearing undies (in Florida. Imagine)

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His posture, body language and movements are not suited to the live interview format. The other guy is barely moving and this fat lump is rolling all over the place.
 
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To highlight the contrast. He looks like a fucking clown compared to this elderly gentleman who happens to be an alt-right figure. I've briefly listened to it and Brimlow seems to be having second hand embarrassment. One guy is a soft spoken, kinda sounds thoughtful. The other is this loud mouthed moron screaming into a mic that is 5cm from his mouth.

I'm 2+ minutes in and ready to tap out. It's just this soft spoken man going "uh huh" while Gunt blathers on very loudly. He's blowing one of my ears out because I can't hear Brimlow and have to keep increasing my volume.
Nobody does it like the Killstream. Best in his sector only because even high schools can do better production.

If he's going to try and do these professional interviews, he should label it as from the Ralph Retort instead of the IBS associated Killstream.
 
What he could have and should have done is cut the video aspect out entirely, record audio interviews, and use them to supplement a written "exclusive" inside look at the AFPAC experience that he could put on his blog or as a featured article for the print zine he was floating a while back. And then he could release the audio as a bonus on subscribestar or gumroad or whatever subscription platform he uses now (does he even have one anymore?)

Made all the more perfect because he'd be emulating his idol Hunter Thompson by writing about a political function from a first person perspective.

The more I think about it the more incredulous I am when it comes to Ethan's astonishing ability at self-sabotage, squandering opportunities (money making and otherwise), and just overall ineptitude. He's been coasting on the "success" of post-jail Killstream for five years and he's only regressing in quality and content as time goes on. I know we joke about wet brain and being low IQ, but Ralph really is incredibly and unironically impressively stupid.
 
What he could have and should have done is cut the video aspect out entirely, record audio interviews, and use them to supplement a written "exclusive" inside look at the AFPAC experience that he could put on his blog or as a featured article for the print zine he was floating a while back. And then he could release the audio as a bonus on subscribestar or gumroad or whatever subscription platform he uses now (does he even have one anymore?)

Made all the more perfect because he'd be emulating his idol Hunter Thompson by writing about a political function from a first person perspective.

The more I think about it the more incredulous I am when it comes to Ethan's astonishing ability at self-sabotage, squandering opportunities (money making and otherwise), and just overall ineptitude. He's been coasting on the "success" of post-jail Killstream for five years and he's only regressing in quality and content as time goes on. I know we joke about wet brain and being low IQ, but Ralph really is incredibly and unironically impressively stupid.
Ralph is the embodiment of having a face for radio. I’m still astonished he uses a video feed given how disgusting, fat and slovenly he is. He doesn’t even put a tiny bit of effort into grooming yet is obviously very concerned about his appearance.

Was it because he thought he was actually famous at one point and hoped he would become a person recognized in public by fans? Boy did that backfire. Now he has to isolate in his house for fear of being mocked in public.
 
Ralph is the embodiment of having a face for radio. I’m still astonished he uses a video feed given how disgusting, fat and slovenly he is. He doesn’t even put a tiny bit of effort into grooming yet is obviously very concerned about his appearance.

Was it because he thought he was actually famous at one point and hoped he would become a person recognized in public by fans? Boy did that backfire. Now he has to isolate in his house for fear of being mocked in public.
In his perception he thought that by mimicking Dick Masterson's set up was a good idea because he sees him as an idol. He may regret it now but he's too far gone with it so now he has to commit to it because he's an idiot. One would have thought the Portugal ass-whooping would be a good enough excuse for him to turn off the camera but Ralph is stubborn as always so we get a fat greasy Max Headroom reading the news instead.
 
What he could have and should have done is cut the video aspect out entirely, record audio interviews, and use them to supplement a written "exclusive" inside look at the AFPAC experience that he could put on his blog or as a featured article for the print zine he was floating a while back. And then he could release the audio as a bonus on subscribestar or gumroad or whatever subscription platform he uses now (does he even have one anymore?)

Made all the more perfect because he'd be emulating his idol Hunter Thompson by writing about a political function from a first person perspective.

The more I think about it the more incredulous I am when it comes to Ethan's astonishing ability at self-sabotage, squandering opportunities (money making and otherwise), and just overall ineptitude. He's been coasting on the "success" of post-jail Killstream for five years and he's only regressing in quality and content as time goes on. I know we joke about wet brain and being low IQ, but Ralph really is incredibly and unironically impressively stupid.
He doesn’t know how to write unless it’s about some dear diary cry session. And even then his writing ability is specious, at best! If I do say!
 
Ralph is the embodiment of having a face for radio. I’m still astonished he uses a video feed given how disgusting, fat and slovenly he is. He doesn’t even put a tiny bit of effort into grooming yet is obviously very concerned about his appearance.

Was it because he thought he was actually famous at one point and hoped he would become a person recognized in public by fans? Boy did that backfire. Now he has to isolate in his house for fear of being mocked in public.
@Johnny Clyde Cash said it best last night. "He has a face for radio and a voice for print."
 
Made all the more perfect because he'd be emulating his idol Hunter Thompson by writing about a political function from a first person perspective.

Bold of you to assume Ralph has actually read any of his work and is not just basing everything Ralph know about Hunter Thompson all from watching the Johnny Depp movie
 
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Imagine being so fucking fat that you can use your own massive gut as a resting place for your arm. He literally doesn’t need the armrests, his forearm is fully rested on the massive slab of fat wrapped around his lower torso like a fleshy truck tire. Could he be any more disgusting? Lol.

Also shave Ralph, you look like you shaved your pubes and hap-hazardly glued them to your face. Of course, when you’re shaven you look like a grizzled alcoholic cherub, so I guess there’s really no winning either way.
 
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Imagine being so fucking fat that you can use your own massive gut as a resting place for your arm. He literally doesn’t need the armrests, his forearm is fully rested on the massive slab of fat wrapped around his lower torso like a fleshy truck tire. Could he be any more disgusting? Lol.

Also shave Ralph, you look like you shaved your pubes and hap-hazardly glued them to your face. Of course, when you’re shaven you look like a grizzled alcoholic cherub, so I guess there’s really no winning either way.
I like how his other hoof is holding onto the other side of the chair for dear life so he doesn't just tilt to one side and fall out of his chair.
 
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