How have the farms changed you?

[AnOminous]

This.

Also, lately I've caught myself humming sotto voce: "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! etc..."

 

[getoffmylawn]

My erections are MUCH stronger.

 

[Tookie]

I was blissfully unaware of how fucked up Sonic the Hadgehoog fans are.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I became less of an autist tumblrfag and learned to just laugh.

 

[Lady Colin Campbell]

That no matter how much I fuck up, I will never fuck up half as badly as the people discussed here.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Not much honestly. If anything they've changed me for the better, as I used to be too shy and scared to even post online, now I usually post at least once each time I'm on here.

 

[TranLord]

this place showed me that there will always, without fail, be someone on the internet worse then you. so while you should feel bad, don't feel too bad because you're not "that guy". i'm into some fucked up things, yet they all seem somewhat... trivial compared to some people's (beyond disgusting and acted out in reality) sexual fantasies.

thank you for making me feel like a superior degenerate, kiwi farms.

 

[Ariel]

I won't own up to my love of My Little Pony anymore

 

[BILLY MAYS]

One hand, the farms made me less afraid to participate in an online discussion (eg forums), but on the other hand I learned that there are people more fucked up than 2008's CWC

 

[Funnybone]

Made me take myself a lot less seriously
Which is a very good thing!

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I'm A LOT more knowledgeable about furries.

 

[Chardonnay Backpack]

I finally learned to accept and embrace the fact that I'm a cisshet dudebro. Thank you Kiwifarms

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just when I've seen everything. I always find something even more putrid.

Like how I thought StrikerWolf was disgusting until I found out about 600goingon700.

Thanks Kiwi Farms.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I learned the stupidity and depravity that is on Tumblr.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I've seriously considered becoming a private detective since coming here.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

The farms completed me. There's few places on the internet or in the world where you can be an asshole and it's considered a good thing.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

- I get the urge to give people Farms ratings in IRL conversation
- I ALREADY HAD A GUVKING PROBLEM WITH LAUGHING AT INAPPROPRIATE THINGS THAT COME INTO MY HEAD. This place isn't helping.

On the other hand:

- It reminds me of what I don't want to be
- I now know just how sane I am and how together my life is.

 

[GS 281]

I learned that pants-shitting autists can laugh at pants-shitting autists.

 

[Zoobles]

I am more self conscious about shit posting

 

[HG 400]

I'm no longer a virgin.

(thanks @Wildchild )